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Electric Apricot Page #8
and everything,
but don't make me feel...
Oh, he wants to go
to Festeroo?
Yeah.
He's a little too eager beaver.
Yeah,
that's understandable.
He came walking in on me when
I'm taking a piss in the bathroom
and he's all like, Hey, man,
I want to be your roadie.
And it's like, hey...
He came in on purpose?
Yeah... yeah, I mean...
On your bathroom break.
You know,
I'm using the can
and he's like,
you know...
I know exactly
what to say, it's cool.
Skippy's cool.
Yeah, he's a cool dude.
We'll rope him in...
Um, I just had a couple
of the guys came up to me
and there's just been
We just need to
rope him in a little bit.
He's kind of hustling
a little too hard
and just getting
into people's space.
the bathroom, you know?
He's taking a leak and...
You know, just kind of invading space and -
- That's weird.
It's weird and he's been
kinda schmoozing the guys
about wanting to go
on tour to Festeroo, and-
Wait, wait, wait.
He wants to go on tour,
for Festeroo?
He wants to be
our roadie on...
I got you.
Nah, I g- okay.
You know what, I'll work-
- It's no big deal.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, I got it, I got it.
Skip's my guy.
I know how to handle him.
Right.
He wants to go on tour.
We're not trying to make a big
deal. It's okay. I know exactly-
He's my guy.
I know how to handle it.
He's your guy, but-
- Yeah. No, no. I know.
We didn't want to...
Skip!
Oh.
Dammit. Skip!
You, me, talk now.
I'll talk.
You want to talk
right here?
No, the question is do you
want to talk right here?
You want to talk right here, because
we'll talk right here, if you want.
Yeah, I mean,
I don't see why not.
All right, here's what
we're going to talk about.
I was just talking to Don.
Don says that you were
talking to the guys
about being their
guitar tech or drum tech
or some such sh*t
on the road,
that you want to be
a roadie with Apricot.
Well...
True or not?
True or not?
Yeah.
Yeah, dude.
I do a lot of things!
That's all I need to know!
That's all I need to know.
Okay, because you're
an employee of mine, Skip,
you're supposed
to be working for me
and you're bothering
the guys in the band.
I'm not bothering them.
That's the f***ing last straw.
I'm getting a vibe!
Look, I saw you every day.
It's like, Can I get you this?
Can I get you that?
Are you kidding me?
You're not grooving!
Don just talked to me.
That's what I'm trying
to f***ing put in your head.
Don said
I'm not grooving!
Dude, I'm grooving.
The f***?
Are you kidding?
I'm working magic
with these guys, buddy.
What are you talking about?
The only person that works magic...
Why are you mad?
with the f***ing band is me
because I'm the f***ing
magic man.
End of f***ing story.
You're trying to brown-nose
your f***ing way in.
I'm the go-to guy...
That's not brown-nosing,
dude! Guess what, motherf***er.
Go to your f***ing home
because you're f***ing fired!
Step! It's over!
Go, go-to guy. Go!
Let's go!
Are you serious?
Go! Done!
F***ing done!
Done! Go!
That was heavy, man.
What the hell
was that all about?
I don't know, dude.
Jesus!
Skip just got canned.
You want some footage?
You want some
f***ing footage, buddy?
I'll give you some footage.
You ever heard
of Drew Shackleford?
I have.
And he hasn't heard
the last of me.
I worked my ass off
for that guy.
My ass!
F*** you, Drew!
You hear that?
That's a big
f*** you, buddy!
Ready? Here we go.
What's going on
with the party?
What's going on
with the party?
There we go.
Dude.
That's it.
That's it.
Did you hear my drums?
They were ripping.
Dude, you were nailing it.
You hear that?
to one of the most
beautiful-
beautiful rainbows that
I've heard in a long time.
And I think part of that...
to Dr. Lefkowitz, man,
for just bringing us together
and making us all feel right.
Thanks for making
us all right, dude.
It was my pleasure.
It's good to be part
of the team, the team.
Yeah.
Appreciate it, man.
Sorry about all
that sweater stuff.
We've come out
on the other side, right?
He was able to really get
into the groove here,
became part of our family.
Drew, I wasn't sure
about this whole thing.
I just- you know, hey,
you were right, so...
Using physics...
Well, reality is you make
Right?
Seriously.
It's like, you have
your first baby once.
I hear you what
you're saying, dude.
You eat your first
ham sandwich once.
I believe in you guys
so much, and, uh...
you guys gave back
what I gave.
Thank you for having us and
for putting this all together
because we really
couldn't do it without you.
We wouldn't be here
without you, you know?
We'd be somewhere else.
In the end, we have
really produced a beautiful,
beautiful bouncing baby album.
I'm happy, dude.
It was a...
It was a good finish.
It was a wild ride.
Next step:
Festeroo.The camaraderie amongst
musicians remains unchanged,
as with minstrels
of ages past
following well-worn roads
to musical fulfillment.
Well, I'll tell you
something right now.
I'm alive.
Ain't no jive.
We're cruisin'
on up Highway 5.
Highway 5,
take a look at that.
Hey, man.
Hang on to your hats!
I'm so excited
about Festeroo
I actually need to do
more meditating every day
than I usually do.
This is my space.
I need my world
where I can meditate...
Make love to myself
in ways that aren't sexual,
but is love.
We got, what, six,
seven guys on this thing?
And slowly, the motorhome
is becoming the odorhome,
if you know
what I'm saying.
Look at all that
tie-dye and hair, baby.
Nothing but tie-dye and hair.
Awesome bunch of chicks!
You see that?
Holy sh*t!
That was a bunch of chicks!
Whoa, dude!
Slow down! Hey!
I got a new song.
Ready?
Psychic officer
Come on down
You're the psychic officer
You bust like an oven
You're like...
That sounds familiar.
You're like a-
Well, all songs kind of
sound familiar.
Officer
Do it. Ready?
Psychic officer
O-Officer
Yes.
Psychic officer
I've heard this song, man.
The queen
has insects for eyes
She lives
in a kingdom of lies
I swear to God, if I had
that I see on the road,
I'd be a rich man.
Hey! That's what
I'm talking about.
Learn how to drive, a**hole!
Jesus Christ!
You know, we weren't
supposed to be on this RV.
We were supposed to get, uh-
We were supposed to get the bus
their first that they took
to the Festeroo
It's called Bussy.
And I had it totally lined up,
but it broke down in Ojai.
So I had to just go
and rent an RV
for the band
so we could take
this RV to Festeroo.
Big f***ing a**holes!
Where do we go?
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