Electric Apricot Page #9
It's up here.
Yeah, we gotta just kind of
cruise through town a little bit.
But what's the road?
What's the turn?
What's the-
Is there a name?
Special event.
That's us, special event.
Is that it right there?
Yeah, this one up here,
this is the one.
All right, so here
we are at Festeroo.
We're getting
our credentials.
Really exciting.
We're checking in,
we're gonna start camping,
and we're going to
get ready for the gig.
This is a very
symbolic thing
because the gates
of Festeroo here...
We're here, guys.
I know, dude. F***ing...
We're here, man.
Dude, how many times
have we been f***ing jamming
and f***ing doing
a freedom jam and going,
We're getting to
Festeroo one day, dude.
Oh, Lapdog.
Yeah?
We should get, uh...
tattoos!
Matching tattoos.
Electric Apricot.
You know, I've always
wanted to get a tattoo
of a battleship
on my chest.
Aw, Christ.
Gordo.
Gordo. Hakia.
Remember they talked about
free love in the '60s?
Uh-huh.
This festival's totally
the same thing, like free love,
except for now
it's not free.
Like a guy like me, I have
no problem getting chicks,
but it's cool guys like you
can come to this festival
and just score
chicks, man.
I just think that's
just f***ing-
That's why I love
these places, man.
They're awesome.
We ain't got
no free love yet.
You have gotten any yet?
That's why you gotta
hang with us, dude.
I've never heard
of Electric Ay-pricot.
Actually, let me try again.
I've never heard
of Electric App-ricot.
I say App-ri.
Um...
Well, let's see,
first of all,
they should lose
the food name.
That never works.
The Electric part is okay.
Well, this one, um-
Okay, so let's see.
The purple, the combo Thursday,
which is the purple one,
was the late night
shows on Thursday.
The reason that I'm-
The one redeeming value
is the corn,
because it's better than
any other festival's corn,
and I love that.
Brought me here.
And the yellow one
is the combo Friday
for late night shows
on Friday.
That's quite
an appealing,
evocative gaze,
if you ask me.
Good to know.
Not beer.
There are all types
at Festeroo.
All types:
tall, big, small.So, on that one side of your mouth?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah, there you go.
Like this?
Yeah, that's...
that was closer.
The combo, like,
I guess some kind
of weird pink color
was for Saturday.
And then I have my combo
Sunday, which is orange.
So- I don't think
that's going to help, dude.
I can't eat stuff... If it's
stuffed, I can't eat stuffed.
Sweet Potato?
I can't eat sweet.
Grilled?
Can't eat grilled.
Why can't you
eat grilled?
Caeser? Can't eat Caeser.
Why?
Right now all I can eat
at this festival
is like, wheatgrass.
So far I found one place
that sells wheatgrass
and there's one place
that sells these rocks
that you put in cinnamon
and you can lick them.
So I'm kinda hungry, dude.
The timber's off...
Wolf is running round
Winter was so hot and cold,
put him beneath the ground
No, don't kill me
No, don't kill me
We are at Festeroo
and I had to step up.
I had to bust out the special
leopard skin glasses,
They aren't even
leopard skin anymore
because I've been
to Burning Man
so many times with these
that it's faded out.
See that guy
right over there?
The guy with the-
That's Matt Abts, man.
That's incredible.
I can't believe
he's even here.
That's incredible.
It's an honor
to meet you, man.
Oh, thank you, man.
Incredible.
I love the way you play
that Slingerland kit.
I like how you got
the tunings really open.
You're getting all that
ring, that resonance.
Oh, yeah. As much as I
can. I mean, that's just-
Warren f***ing-
Warren f***ing Haynes.
Warren f***ing Haynes, dude.
You kind of got
the bottom thing going,
but I also see
- were you ever into Cozy Powell?
I kind of get...
Love Cozy Powell.
I get, like,
a Cozy Powell...
The Jeff Beck stuff
he did especially.
I remember hearing him
with Rainbow
when Dio was singing
with Rainbow.
Yeah. You know, Long
Live Rock 'n' Roll.
That was back when
I was kinda crazy,
playing a lot of kind of
more heavier music, you know?
Excuse me, Warren?
Yes, sir.
Hey, how you doing?
Hey, man, how you doing?
Steve Gordo Gordon
from Electric Apricot.
Nice to meet you Steve.
How do you do?
I'm doing pretty good.
I'm a big, big fan.
Well, thank you.
Hey, you gotta second?
Could ask you a couple
questions or something?
Sure, I got a second.
Phil Collins, I don't know
what happened to that guy.
I mean, he's such
a great drummer.
I don't know why
he started doing
all this cabaret,
Las Vegas-y thing.
Yeah, that's true.
Brand X, man.
Yeah.
That was a good band.
Yeah, I don't know
what happened.
He's got
cool hair, though.
Most people run their
pre-amp really hot,
and I don't run mine very hot.
Uh-huh.
So it gives it more
bottom-end at low pre-amp.
I-I see that, because you got
all the tone right there.
Thanks for taking some
time to talk to me.
Anytime.
I know you got a lot
of things to do, so...
It's quite all right.
Gordo? You said it's Gordo?
Gordo.
It's nice to meet you, Gordo.
Hey- Pleasure, pleasure.
My pleasure. Hey, do you
like to go to the zoo?
Do you go to the zoo?
I don't go often, but-
Do you like to feed
the ducks in the park?
Uh, you know, I'm not
a big duck-feeder.
I like ducks.
Yeah? I can see that.
Yeah, yeah.
You can screw my
girlfriend if you want to.
She's totally down, dude.
Yeah?
I probably would
feel too guilty.
I'm married and she's
your girlfriend, you know?
Oh, oh, okay.
All right.
But I appreciate the offer.
I mean, it's probably-
it's coming from your heart
He was okay.
He was kinda weird, you know?
He offered me to sleep
with his girlfriend.
Something about ducks
and feeding ducks and-
I don't know.
Maybe he was a little high
or something.
Okay, I just was
a f***ing total dipshit.
I think you'reoverreacting.
Nah, dude.
I think you're
totally overreacting.
I'm not.
I was sitting there
telling him, dude,
he can sleep
with my girlfriend?
Well-
What the f*** is that, dude?
You don't even have
a girlfriend.
What the hell?
I'm trying to tell you, dude.
Where the f***
is that coming from?
Oh, man. I don't think
it's as bad as you think.
No, it's the f***ing
nightmare.
It's the worst thing in my
whole entire f***ing life.
I got to meet Matt Abts. It's
supposed to be the best day ever.
Feed the ducks.
What are you
talking about, ducks?
I asked him if he wanted
to go feed the f***ing ducks!
What does that mean?
I don't know.
He was walking away,
I wanted to talk to him.
I didn't know
what to f***ing...
So you talked
to him about ducks?
I just- I don't get it.
I mean...
I don't know
what to say, dude.
I didn't know
what to say, I just...
F***ing, I turned
into a blithering idiot
ass-f***ing-hole.
It just kind of tripped
him out a little bit
that he told me
he felt like he made
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