Elektra Luxx
[TYPING]
Hi. I'm Bert Rodriguez
from En Pelotas Magazine,
the Latin's world numero uno source
for breaking sexy news.
Chronicler, if you will,
of the secret history of Hollywood.
Humble memorialist of the
vertiginous ups and precipitous downs
of the world's greatest
female porn stars
because porn stars
are people too.
And I don't mean objectifying them.
No, sir.
En Pelotas is about paying tribute
walking among us
who make the term "sex goddess"
sound woefully undernourished.
And in a world increasingly known
for its surgical enhancements
and questionable pubic hairstyles,
one performer stands...
Or is it stood?...taller than the rest.
And that is the "initimable"...
And that is the ininim...
And that is the inimitable
Elektra Luxx.
Let me take you back to a time before
all the acclaim, the drug busts,
before the high-profile affair
with Nick Chapel
and the detritus
Let me deposit you in the wasteland
of adult entertainment in the '90s.
A dark era in which the silicone craze
erupted like a Macedonic volcano
and gonzo slayed the plot-driven
pictures of yesteryear.
Even in that toxic environment,
she managed to elevate
standard mature programmers
and Natural Born Killer Naturals.
Eventually earning herself
an unprecedented
five consecutive Fox of the
Year awards from the AWN.
But if one performance
perfectly captures the moment
where she turned the page
and went from promising sex kitten
to behemothic superstar,
it would have to be her turn
as twin nymphomaniac sisters
in the precisely titled
It is here that Elektra first puts into
play her look-to-the-camera theory.
The rest, as they say, is history.
Take a look.
With this seemingly harmless
breaking of the proverbial
fourth wall,
Miss Luxx pretty much started
a revolution.
Seems immaterial now,
but at the time, there were rumors
she had looked at the camera
awaiting direction
or simply thought the camera was
in another place altogether. Nonsense.
Take a look at
Am I interrupting something?
- It's her. It's Super Sex.
- Huh?
What do you bad boys want
all that money for?
- To get some p*ssy.
- Buy some beer.
Let's deal with the beer later.
First things first.
BERT:
And here she is inThe Best Girl Scout Cookies.
We're lost, totally lost.
It'll be hours before
they send out a search party.
I will gather some sticks
to make a fire.
I know a better way to keep warm.
We can't. I asked your group
leader, Stacey, to marry me.
So marry her.
to share and we share everything.
The success of
2 Nymphomaniac Twin Sisters
was such that the producers
signed her up for the hotter sequel:
Wetter Than Seattle.
This is the one
with the famous orgy scene
in which Elektra joins herself
in bed
called the big bang of all sex scenes.
WOMAN:
Berto!
What?
WOMAN:
You told me you took out the trash.
I did! I did take it out!
at the AWN show,
including two best actress statuettes
for Miss Luxx.
WOMAN:
You didn't take it out!- Mom, please not now! Please!
The industry being as literal as it is,
Elektra soon starred
as the world's most jaw-droppingly
curvilinear astrophysicist
in The Big Bang,
earning herself another nomination
for best group sex scene, but
losing to newcomer Venus Azucar
in what is still
WOMAN:
When are you going to take it out?
When you begin to mount the edge of
the most fantastic shivering spasm,
it's not bad form to look him
in the eye and say:
"I don't know where I'm going,
but if you move, I will kill you."
And if you're with a woman,
you might also compliment her hair.
Nothing makes us more insecure,
even with our ankles
behind our ears,
than our hair looking all funny.
Yes, Maria.
WOMAN:
My husband often complainsthat I'm too quiet during...
You know.
But I don't really know what to say
because I'm concentrating myself.
Well, verbal reinforcement
is a must.
If the man is f***ing you
with wild abandon, it is your duty
and your privilege
to encourage him.
- Mrs. Turner.
- Oh, well,
...if the man is already doing the...
- If he's already inside you, yeah.
Isn't it then, quite frankly, a little
redundant to be talking about it?
No, no, no. Men are very insecure.
And it is critical that you reaffirm.
This is of vital importance.
Also, they are primarily
visual creatures.
Don't keep your faces
scrunched up the whole time.
That's a mistake first-timers
make on camera.
changed the game.
Same thing in the privacy
of your own home.
Men require encouragement.
I cannot emphasize this enough.
- What is it, Dolores?
- It's nothing.
You've been wanting
to say something.
I'm fine.
What is it? We're all friends.
I had this horrible experience
last week with my boyfriend and...
- What's wrong with your eye?
- Nothing.
But it keeps twitching.
Oh, uh, well...
That's just it.
[SOBBING]
I was practicing the oral technique
you suggested
and when it was time...
- It's okay, let it all out.
- And it all went in my eye
and I went blind and I had to
be rushed to the emergency room.
Blind?
I'm sorry.
You were giving
on your knees.
And where
was your hair?
It... Well, he was
holding it back.
- That wasn't a problem.
- And he was standing.
He was on the couch
just like you said, and I was...
I was giving him
that devouring look.
I said, "Didn't you promise me
a pearl necklace?"
Obviously, in my whole life,
I never said that before.
I'm very proud of you.
I didn't even get to say "necklace"
because suddenly,
this whip strikes across my eye
and my vision goes all blurry
and I fall back and I...
So you fell off the horse.
Most natural thing in the world.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
And nothing else to do
but get right back on.
The whole ride, the
paramedic was snickering facts
about how the prostaglandin
and the citric acid in his semen
was not compatible
with my contact-lens solution.
And your boyfriend?
Oh, he felt so bad for me.
He punched that ambulance driver
when he was driving
and he got me
a real pearl necklace.
WOMEN:
Aw.- They're Japanese. So, yeah.
All right.
That's it for today.
Oh, Father McKinley
needs the room next week,
so we will start at 6:00.
- Miss Luxx?
- Yeah?
Miss Luxx, you don't
know me. My name is Cora.
- Oh, you just missed class.
- I'm not here for your class.
I need to speak to you
about something else.
Oh, yeah?
It has to do with
Nick Chapel.
If you're a reporter,
my answer is no.
Thanks, but no thanks.
And also, no.
- I'm not. I saw you at the funeral.
- You saw me at the funeral?
Fighting with his mother. That
was awful the way she slapped you.
- You are a reporter.
- No, I'm a flight attendant.
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