Elektra Luxx Page #2
- It's not like that. I killed him.
What did you say?
Not on purpose, obviously.
I'm not a murderer...
"Ess," murderess.
I've never killed
anything in my life.
But if it wasn't for me,
Nick wouldn't be dead.
Did Father McKinley
send you?
Because he doesn't own
the community center.
My class is just as legal
I don't know who that is.
- Have a drink with me?
- I don't know you.
Not yet. I can tell
Just one harmless
little drink, please?
One is my limit anyway.
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
Nick was carrying
with the lyrics
for the new record?
I heard it went missing. Someone
stole it from the airport?
- Yes, well...
- You stole it?
Shh!
- Why?
- For you.
- For me?
- And for him too, I suppose.
God rest his soul.
See, all the songs are about you.
How can you be sure?
Well, one is called
"Elektra Is Blue."
Another is called
"Luxx Super Deluxe."
There's also one called
"All Natural Sex Vixen."
One's called "Emotional Quicksand
With Her Ankles Behind Her Ears."
And there's a working title
"He's So Juvenile, She's So Adult."
Nobody's ever written a song
about me before.
Well, this guy wrote 15.
Can I see them?
You can have them.
- Thank you.
- Don't mention it.
This is so generous of you.
you thought it was unfair
for me to never know these existed?
I couldn't live with myself knowing.
- How can I ever pay you back?
- Don't be silly.
No, I mean it. I mean, if there
is anything you ever need...
Well, there is one thing.
Name it.
- I need you to seduce my fianc.
- Excuse me?
It's the only way I can
I see.
go ahead and do this?
Well, I figured with
your line of work,
...you wouldn't mind.
- I wouldn't mind?
Morally speaking,
in a professional sense.
My Benjamin, he's the guy,
you know?
He's intelligent,
he's kind, he's loyal.
And I just am so insanely guilty
over cheating on him,
- I can barely look him in the eye.
- So tell him.
Why would I tell him? I didn't
even consummate anything with Nick.
I was giving him a blow job.
And then he hits his head, and it's just
not the kind of thing you tell a fianc.
Is it? Well, I mean, I know that
I will never ever do it again.
But how can he ever
really be sure?
In his mind, he'll always wonder if,
given the chance, would I do it again.
- So you thought if I seduced him?
- Well, just the one time.
he would feel terrible.
case closed.
I'm not even considering this,
but how do you know I'm his type?
We rented one of your videos
and I could tell he was into you.
You know the one where you
play the nymphomaniac twins?
I fell asleep, but when I woke up,
you ended up in bed with yourself.
- How did you do that anyway?
- Movie magic.
- Didn't it freak you out? I mean...
- I didn't write the thing and I'm retired.
Not to mention,
I'm a mother-to-be.
Oh, you can barely even tell. Not in
a million years, you look fabulous.
That was not my point.
I didn't mean to upset you.
This whole plan
is ridiculous.
Just forget the whole thing, okay?
I think I just needed to hear myself
say it out loud to realize how
crazy it is, but I'm fine now.
I'm back to my good old self.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER HEADPHONES]
Holly?
Holly?
- Elektra?
- What are you doing here?
Waiting for my girlfriend. We're
going to Mexico for the weekend.
- What happened?
- Just too many martinis.
- So I heard you quit the biz, huh?
- Yup.
- And you're teaching at a commune?
- No, I teach at a community center.
- Cooking class, right?
- No.
- Taxidermy?
- No.
- What is taxidermy exactly?
- Like how to stuff animals.
- With food?
- When they're dead.
No sh*t.
Look, I want you
to be completely honest.
- Am I the reason you quit?
- What are you talking about?
You walked off the Cowgirls set
during our big scene, remember?
That?
No, Holly, of course not.
Nothing to do with you.
Because my whole
oral-sex hang-up
was connected
to memories of my dog.
I'm pregnant.
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
- Is it yours?
- What?
- Is the father gonna be around?
- I'm gonna raise it on my own.
HOLLY:
You are?- Mm-hm.
That is so inspirational.
I wish you were my mom.
Not in a weird way.
I'm just... I'm so thrilled.
Thanks. Have fun in Mexico.
It's not a romantic weekend.
Just my best friend.
Okay, have a blast.
Have you ever had a best friend
that you wanted to be closer to?
- What?
- Nothing.
- I hope you don't throw up too much.
- Likewise.
[TYPING]
Oh, hey.
I'm Bert Rodriguez, sex blogger.
Once again, you are tuned into
the frequency of the erotic,
the wavelength of all things carnal,
voluptuous, bawdy and epicurean.
Never lecherous, always ardent.
I'm referring, of course,
to the world of En Pelotas Magazine.
We now resume part two of
the greatest-living-porn-star series,
profiling the meteoric rise
and illustrious reign
of world-class professional
supernova Elektra Luxx.
We will bring you up to date
with Elektra today
that have been sweeping
the adult film industry like wildfire.
WOMAN:
Did you see it yet?- What do you want?
- Did you see it?
- See what? I'm kind of busy here.
There's like 15 comments
in the comments section.
BERT:
I'm in the middle of alive stream. What are you doing?
- Check it out.
- Don't touch my laptop.
- I'm not gonna break it. Look.
- Give me this.
"Me likey the hottie
in the gallery.
being gay." Signed, Pork Grind.
I hate this creep.
- What gallery?
- Keep reading.
"This girl is perfect. Keep these coming,
En Pelotas." Signed Trilobite.
What did you do?
Olive, what is that?
You wanted original content, right?
- You broke into my site.
- Desperate times, desperate measures.
How did you guess my password?
Like "Captain Marvel"
was so hard to guess?
- You had no right!
- What's the big deal?
This is totally perverted!
- Where did you get those panties?
- I have a ton of panties like that.
I seriously doubt you have a ton of
panties that say, "All you can eat."
- Okay, maybe not a ton.
- I'm gonna be sick.
I think I look hot.
- There's something wrong with you.
- It's no big deal.
"No big deal," she says.
Look, what I mean is you're a dear
guy, brah, but no A.F. Einstein.
You call me "brah"? I'm not
your "brather," I'm your brother.
Your blog shows potential.
You have to take it to the next level.
You have no idea
what I am trying to do here.
There is a philosophy.
There is a sensibility and an aesthetic
that completely escapes your vulgar...
Your articles are cool.
You won't gonna generate traffic
unless you show skin.
That's what these weirdos read the
blog for. I was doing you a favor.
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