Elektra Luxx Page #3
A favor. How is my little sister
getting half naked and posting
pictures doing me a favor?
You need original amateur content.
Isn't that what you told Trixie?
What business is this of yours
what I told Trixie?
Maybe you wanna see her naked.
You're a perv like your readers.
before we were friends,
- when she was just a checkout girl.
- Because you like her.
- She's Swedish.
- She's not Swedish.
- Yes, she is.
- Her family's from Orange County
and what if she was Swedish?
See? This is why we're not
gonna have this conversation.
You don't know the first thing
about anything important.
- Like what?
- If it wasn't for Swedish movies
in the 1960s, practically all movies
today would be about robots, okay?
- You're full of sh*t.
- You don't know history!
Eroticism is in their blood. They're
like a hotbed for modern sexual culture.
- You... Look it up.
- Whatever.
All I know is you need original
content, perky tits and smooth legs,
not plastic hags
with stretch marks.
- Plastic... Stretch... God, who are you?
- I'm gonna be a famous Internet pinup.
- Not on my blog.
- Yes. Watch me.
You have no idea what kind
of comments I've gotten.
- Want me to read them to you?
- Put that down. This is expensive.
Cora? Are you gonna be all right?
I'm just gonna take a nap and
then I'll be totally awake.
Maybe not the best idea.
I hear a lot of people drown like that.
You're funny.
And a fine, fine human
being for bringing me home.
- Thank you.
- Anytime.
But you better go now
before Benjamin gets here.
I love him so much.
I really screwed up this time.
I think maybe you should turn off
Good idea, so I don't have to pee.
Right.
[TURNS OFF WATER]
Right-o, buffalo.
What are you looking at?
Just keep walking, keep walking.
Elektra, so stupid.
MAN:
Yeah?
Hi, uh, I just walked past you
on the stairs.
- Have we met before?
MAN:
I don't think so.ELEKTRA:
Huh. Can you, uh?
[ELEKTRA CHUCKLES]
I feel really weird talking to the door.
You mind opening up?
- Hey.
- Hey.
I was waiting for my Realtor.
I'm looking for an apartment
on another floor.
Oh, yeah?
- Can I be honest with you?
- Okay.
I was gonna ask you if I
could come in and take a look,
you know, see if
I wanted to buy or not,
but that would be a total lie.
- Lie?
- I'm just looking for an excuse
...to get into your place.
- Why is that?
- Life.
- Life?
Life is funny, you know.
I took one look at you and said to
myself, "Elektra, life is fleeting.
And if today is a day you wanna
be bad, why not be real bad?
With that hunk of flesh with the
muscles and the crooked smile."
- You think my smile's crooked?
- With a sort of sinister sexiness.
Don't take this the wrong way,
you're a very forward woman.
Forward and backward too,
if you catch my drift.
You just don't waste any time,
do you?
I know what I like. And when I
like it, I like it right away.
So we can keep talking here.
if," or you can pull me inside
and do to me everything you ever
wanted to do with a woman in bed.
ELEKTRA:
Right there, right there.
[ELEKTRA MOANING]
F*** me, f*** me, f*** me.
Just like that.
Don't come yet.
Don't come yet.
God, you know how to f*** me.
Oh, I'm gonna come.
I'm gonna come.
I'll be right back.
Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
We're not alone.
- What are you talking about?
- There is a dead chick in the bathtub.
[CORA SCREAMS]
- Who is this?
- I'm Elektra, you hussy.
- Who the hell are you?
- No. Who is this?
- Obviously, he's your fianc.
- This is not my fianc.
- Yes, he is. She's still drunk.
- I'm not her fianc.
Yes, you are. You're both drunk.
Your name is Ben.
I'm sorry, sweetheart. My name
is Dellwood. Dellwood Butterworth.
And you can call me Dell.
- What is he doing in here?
- He lives here, you idiot.
- Actually I don't... I don't live here.
- So, what are you doing in here?
Well, to be honest,
I, um, broke in.
- What?
- Is this a robbery?
- I'm calling 911.
- This is not a robbery.
- You just said you broke in.
- And then he raped you.
DELL:
Whoa! Hold up, lady. Hey. Whoa.Now, if anything,
...it was the other way around.
- Excuse me?
You couldn't wait
to get my clothes off.
- You said you were Ben.
DELL:
I said no such thing.I am a great many things,
but a liar I am not.
Well, you better be gone
when the real Ben gets here.
- As soon as I get what I came for.
- I'd say you made out pretty well.
Coincidentally, you happened to
break in here today? I don't buy that.
sense of humor could stoop this low.
To tell you the truth,
I am a private detective, hired by
the band to find the missing lyrics.
- What?
DELL:
For the new album.I've been tracking your whereabouts
since the funeral.
You knew what I was doing all along
and still took advantage of me?
Let's define "advantage" here.
You are a stunning woman.
You came on to me.
You asked, please take care of you
because you were just raring to go.
I'm a gentleman.
And I'm only human to boot, darling.
- You are a scumbag.
- No, listen.
In my line of work,
certain lines get crossed.
But I didn't even know you were
in the apartment. Honest.
When I left you at the bar,
you were soused.
I meant to come back here
before you got home.
Not much of a detective then.
Oh. Huh. Well, I was hired to find
these and I found them, didn't I?
- Those songs are rightfully hers.
- They're not.
- You'd be in trouble if it wasn't for...
- If it wasn't for?
- Was that all for show before?
- Take a wild guess.
- All of it?
- Most of it.
- You liked a bit of it then, didn't you?
- Well, I am not a robot.
- You liked more than a bit.
- Don't push it.
Can I buy you a coffee?
I mean, it's only fair.
You know,
You know, I've never
even listened to the band.
Mostly into bluegrass,
some electro.
- This Nick Chapel, was he talented?
CORA:
Very.I tell you what.
I don't think anyone's gonna know
how many of these things he wrote,
so if you have coffee with me,
I'll let you keep the one
you like the best.
Is that a deal?
- I think we're beyond a handshake.
So you just jump on any girl
that comes on to you?
Well, not just any.
Well, mostly, yeah.
I mean,
look at the way she's put together.
[DOOR CLOSES]
MAN:
Hello?
Hello?
- Hi, sweetie.
- Hi, honey.
- Ben.
- Hi.
Mitch. This is Beatrice.
Your fiance was nice enough
to let us take a gander.
- Thinking of buying on the 7th floor.
- His car hit a train.
- Just brutal.
Well, look. Thanks a million.
A little out of our price range,
but we'll run the numbers.
- Good luck.
- Benjamin.
Mitch.
[SAMANTHA SHELTON'S "IF
YOU WERE A PRIEST" PLAYING]
BAMBI:
Hey.- What's up?
- You were talking in your sleep.
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