Enchanted Page #4

Hello.

Oh...

Well, it's always nice

to make new friends.

All right, everyone,

let's tidy things up.

# Come, my little friends as we all sing

a happy little working song

# Merry little voices

Clear and strong

# Come and roll your

sleeves up so to speak

# And pitch in cleaning

crud up in the kitchen

# As we sing along

# Trill a cheery tune in the tub

as you scrub a stubborn mildew stain

# Pluck a hairball

from the shower drain

# To that gay refrain

of a happy working song

# We'll keep singing

without fail

# Otherwise we'd spoil it

# Hosing down the garbage pail

and scrubbing up the toilet

# How we all enjoy letting loose with

a little "la da dum dum dum"

# While we're emptying the vacu-um

# It's such fun

- # To hum a happy working song

- # Ooh

# A happy working song

# Oh, how strange

a place to be

# Till Edward comes for me

# My heart is sighing

# Still, as long as I am here

# I guess a new experience

# Could be worth trying

# Hey, keep drying

# You can do a lot

when you've got such

# A happy working tune to hum

# While you're sponging up

the soapy scum

# We adore each filthy chore

that we determine

# So, friends even though

you're vermin

# We're a happy working throng

# Singing as we fetch

the detergent box

# For the smelly shirts

and the stinky socks

# Sing along

# If you cannot sing

Then hum along

# As we're finishing

our happy working song #

Ah.

Wasn't this fun?

- Wake up, wake up!

- What?

- Wake up!

- What is it?

- Come, you have to come see!

- What is it?

I can't tell you.

You have to come see!

What's wrong? Are you OK?

- Yes. What is it, Morgan?

- Look!

Oh, my gosh. Get out! Out!

- What do I do with them?

- Get them outside.

- Get rid of them.

- Put them back?

Put them outside!

Don't put them back.

Open the door!

Good! Watch out!

- Stay there.

- But, Dad.

Shh. Stay there.

- Hello.

- Come in!

- Yeah, can I...

- Oh. Good morning, Robert.

Oh! That's too thoughtful of you.

Thank you! Oh, I hope

you had nice dreams.

- I think I'm still in one.

- This is a magical room.

Where does the water come from?

Uh, well, the water comes

from the pipes.

- And where do the pipes get it?

- Uh, I don't know. From...

...wherever the pipes get it.

- Oh.

It is magical.

- Hey, girlfriend.

- Hi, Nancy.

What do you say,

you ready to kick it?

Kick what?

Why do you still have your PJ's on?

It's been pretty busy around here.

Wow.

It's really neat in here.

- Did you guys get a maid?

- No. Not exactly.

Don't worry.

My friends will do that.

Oh!

- Nancy?

- Oh, hello!

- Who is this?

- This is nothing.

- I'm Giselle!

- This is nobody.

I was on my way to the castle

to get married...

- She's married?

- No, she's not.

- Not yet!

- What does that mean, "yet"?

- She was lost. I was trying to help.

- With finding the shower?

The shower.

The shower is wonderful, Nancy.

- I'm sure it is.

- That's enough. Thank you.

- Calm down. Please, let's talk.

- Talk about what, Robert?

How I never stay the night?

Because we both agreed,

Morgan's here, and you have

to maintain boundaries

and I thought,

"I'm so lucky. He's sensitive!"

I didn't realize you were

worried about crowd control.

- We'll talk.

- Don't bet on it.

What about taking Morgan?

Some grown-up girl-bonding time.

What, so you can have some

grown-up girl-bonding time?

- I don't think so.

- But... just...

Goodbye!

Oh, she is lovely.

Get dressed, please.

For school.

Just... Please.

- Nancy!

- Thirty-eight and Seventh.

Nancy, wait!

- Hello?

- You got to go.

I don't know what your deal is,

if you're waiting for Prince Charming...

- Prince Edward!

- Whatever.

I'll get you to a bus,

a train, a plane, wherever,

and then that's it!

I can't get involved after that.

What is this?

- Where did you get that?

- I made it.

Do you like it?

You're unhappy.

You made a dress out of my curtains?

Oh, you are unhappy.

I am so sorry.

- I'm not unhappy, I'm angry.

- Angry?

It's an unpleasant emotion.

Ever heard of it?

- I have heard of it, but I...

- You have created a completely

unnecessary problem with Nancy

that I now have to resolve.

See, the fact is,

I was just getting ready

to take a very serious step forward.

- A proposal, actually.

- Oh!

Well, now she's got it

in her mind that you and I...

- Kissed?

- Yeah, something like that.

Oh, no.

- You should sing to her!

- Sing to her?

And maybe that would reassure

her of your affections!

You need to rush to her side

and hold her in your arms

and then pour your heart out

in a beautiful ballad.

And then she'll know for sure.

- Why are you staring at me?

- I don't know.

It's like you escaped from

a Hallmark card or something.

Is that a bad thing?

School! We're late!

We've got to run!

Oh!

Oh, wouldn't she just love to come

crawling back here and steal my crown!

Cast me aside like

so much royal rubbish! What?

Perhaps Prince Edward won't find her.

- Perhaps he will!

- Oh! Oh, dear.

Oh...

Oh! I do wish there was someone

who cared enough for me

to go after him.

Oh, a man like that,

strong and brave,

I'd do anything for him.

Never fear, my queen.

I will stop him!

- What now?

- Another one?

Whoa! Get him out of there.

Let's go. Get in there.

Where are these people coming from?

- Come on!

- Upsy-daisy.

Get him up.

- Hey, pal.

- Yow!

Let me guess. You're, uh,

looking for a beautiful girl too.

No.

I'm looking for a prince, actually.

Right.

You've met your match,

you foul bellowing beast!

- Everybody, stay on the bus.

- Giselle? My love?

Drat!

The steel beast is dead, peasants.

I set you all free.

- Move that bus!

- Come on, already!

- Get that bus out of there!

- Are you crazy?

Nobody stabs my bus!

I'll tear you apart!

Do you hear me?

- You get down here!

- If you'll allow me...

- Nathaniel, old friend!

- Sire, may I suggest that you...

You? A friend of his?

Crazy tight-wearing...

Come here and mess up my route?

I'll tear you both apart!

Don't you roll your eyes at me!

A rat!

Get it away from me!

Well, strictly speaking,

he's a chipmunk.

Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere

for your bride?

- What are you looking at?

- She's beautiful.

It's just a statue!

Come quickly. Quickly.

Sam? Sam, please don't tell me

Mrs. Banks is already here.

- Mrs. Banks is here.

- Great.

With Mr. Banks and his lawyer.

- Perfect, how long?

- Do you want to know?

No, I don't. I need you to

handle something for me, OK?

- See this girl?

- Who is she?

No idea. I'm pretty sure

she's from out of town.

- What do I do?

- Find out where she's from,

and get her there.

And make sure it's cheap.

If Nancy calls me,

I need to talk to her.

Giselle? Don't drink that, OK?

I have a meeting.

Sam is gonna get you home.

Sam? This is Giselle.

Giselle, this is Sam.

- Yes? Hi.

- Stay out of trouble.

Oh... Oh.

- It's nice to meet you.

- It's nice to meet you too.

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