Endhiran (The Robot)

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Doctor, courier for you.

Sender. Sana. Item.

Flowers. Message. Miss you.

Keep it aside.

Switch on the processor.

Good. lt moves well.

Serves you right.

Quiet.

Oh, God.

Even you deserve this.

He's kicking us like a

baby in the womb right now.

lmagine our plight

when he's complete.

Up. Walk. Yes.

Yes.

Oh, no. Pick him up.

Coffee?

- Thank you, R-2.

Hey, tin-head. One cup strong

filter coffee for me as well.

No coffee for grade 02, only water.

Hey, you tin-head.

- And for grade 03?

Sorry, self-service.

There's no worth of a

human being in this lab.1

Come on.

Walk.

Come on, yes. Yes, walk.

Slow.

Walk like me. Yes.

Yes. That's right. Yes.

Excellent, doctor.

I'll start the data transfer.

- Okay.

Verify the connection.

He's giving a pose like Bruce Lee.

- Superb.

Come on.

Hi, Sana. Long see. No time.

Does anyone check

e-mails and SMS in this lab?

Where is that man? Why does

such a man need a girlfriend?

Is he alive inside or..

- He's stuck in the wires.

If l disturb him, he'll get angry.

- Let him be angry.

Tell him Sana is here.

Come on, hurry up.

Sana, do you have a sister?

- No.

Mother.. No.. Brother.

- What?

Well, cousin sister? - Can you

please shut down your stupid system?

Control, Alt, delete.

Get out, you stupid.

- Sorry, sir.

Don't disturb me.

He began hitting me with a motor,

Sana. Said he won't even see Obama.

Did you tell him that Sana is here?

I did. He said he'll call you later.

Forget his call.

Now I will never see him again.

Hello, world.

Hello, world. Hello, world.

Hello, world.

- Dot.

Boys, speech train him, I'll

be right back. - Okay. Okay.

Hey, pal. Repeat.

Hey, why are you staring

at me? Shall l thrash you?

Hey, donkey, idiot. Shall I

give you a tight slap? - Yes.

Hey, answer me, you mental fool.

Let me see how you've trained him.

Actually, you came too soon.

Come on, tell me.

Hey, pal. Repeat.

Hey, why are you staring

at me? Shall l thrash you?

Hey, donkey, idiot. Shall

I give you a tight slap?

Hey, answer me, you mental fool.

He's repeating whatever we said.

- What is all this?

Is this your speech training?

Doctor, it was not me,

but this Shiva.

l thought we would start

with local language and..

..then go on to pure Hindi..

Shut up. This is my hard

work of 10 long years.

This is not a joke.

lf you try to teach him

wrong again, l'll punish you.

Irresponsible idiots.

You fool. You complain against us?

ldiot, I'll break you into pieces

and throw you in the tinker shop.

He'll get us in trouble again.

Let's go from here.

My dear Robo, welcome to

this world. - Hello, world.

I am Robo. Speed. 1 terahertz.

Memory. 1 zetabyte.

Success, doctor.

Nowjust the approval from

AlRD remains, doesn't it?

No, Shiva. Even though

he has been programmed..

..with all the inputs, he is

still an innocent machine.

Like a new born baby.

I will socialize him

with the outside world.

I'll see how he uses his intellect

and abilities amongst humans..

..living like them

Once we are sure about this,

then we'll take him to AlRD.

That means you are going

to let him out? - Dot.

There'll be a big chaos then.

Coming.

It's been months.

Don't know what's going on.

He's spoilt his health

doing some research.

Hi. - What's this,

Vasee? You look like a hermit.

Hi, Father. l have a

shocking surprise for you.

What is it?

Come.

Who's he? ls he a clone?

No, Father. - Hey, what's all this?

Who are you?

Hi. I am Robo.

Speed 1 terahertz.

Memory 1 zetabyte.

He's beyond you as well.

Father, I made this robot.

There are many different

types of robots. - Yes.

This is an andro-humanoid robot.

A machine that resembles a human.

This is mother.

- Mother. - Yes. Mother. Mother.

Take mother's blessings.

He is a complete human.

He does everything a human can.

But he can also do

what a human can't.

Then we don't need

these jokers anymore.

Father.. - Father.. - No,

Father. Let them be.

If they are not here,

who'll clean up the Robo?

Who'll make him wear clothes?

You turned an MSC

science guy into a nanny?

Vasee, dear, have your food.

- Yes.

Robot, you have a seat as well.

Have some steaming hot rice cakes.

Looks like you will feed

him a gourmet meal, too.

Mother, all it needs is 2

units of electricity daily.

Why are you talking like that?

Haven't you given him a name?

Mother, you choose a name.

lf you had a brother, l

would've named him 'Chitti Babu'.

Sounds good. We can

lovingly call him Chitti.

I am Chitti?

- Yes.

Chitti. Put on the TV.

Oh, Mother. He would do

that ifyou say so, right?

You should specifically

say "switch on the TV".

Vasee, where are you off

to already? To the lab?

No, Mother. First l'll get a

haircut and then meet Sana.

She's very angry

with me. Sit behind.

Who'll drive the car?

- Chitti.

Chitti?

- Chitti? Oh, God.

Doctor, why to take a risk?

- And you?

The thing is that I've an

upset stomach, doctor. You go.

l haven't told my

folks at home. You leave.

Change to driving mode.

Take care, doctor. He might break

the gear if you don't say it right.

l'm there. - Yes. You were

there when he broke the TV.

Slow. Slow. Just

follow my instructions.

Don't do anything without

asking me. - Okay, doctor.

Where do we go?

Hey, Chitti.

Idiot. Why didn't

you apply the brakes?

You said l shouldn't do

anything without asking you.

Hey, idiot.

- New word.

Are you driving the car

after getting full with alcohol?

No, I'm driving the car after

getting it full with petrol. - Hey.

Don't argue with him. Just drive.

Don't cut it too short. Just inch.

Will cut your hair

just as l cut your nails.

Sir, you didn't come for long time.

Had you made a wish to Ayyappa?

No, Brother.

- ls he your brother?

Yes, kind of.

Sir, would you like to have a

haircut? - No. This is a wig.

Wig? How old must sir be?

- One day.

Sir's joking.

Here, read some books.

Is he counting the pages?

Are there other books?

You finished reading all of

them so soon? - Yes, I did.

We only have the

telephone directory to read now.

Next. - You read the

directory as well? - Yes.

You memorized all the

numbers in the directory? - Yes.

Tell me Kamal Hassan's number.

- 24334140.

Everyone knows that.

Tell me my number.

Your name?

- Bhajanlal.

There are 12 Bhajanlals' here.

What are your initials?

K. Bhajanlal.

There are 3 K. Bhajanlals here.

What is your address?

No. 6, Manna Reddy Street. Chennai.

- 24884030.

Correct. Brilliant.

My number. 44433 Guess my name.

Hello, Mr. P. Pitambaram.

Hi, sweetheart.

- Broken heart.

What is it?

- l am sorry, Sana.

Please accept my apologies.

I was busy in the

lab for so many days.

You should've stayed there.

Why did you come here?

I know.. you are very angry, right?

How many times l called you? I

lost count of e-mails, SMSs.

I dropped in so many times.

You didn't even talk to me.

I am tired of all this now.

Sana, look at this. Bullet points.

One. I have no clue what's

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