Endhiran (The Robot) Page #2

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happening when l am at work.

Second. If you knew what l was

doing all these days.. - Excuse me.

The class is going on.

Say whatever you want to say

in the evening at Jeeva park.

Dot. l love you. See

you in the evening.

Hello, don't get any ideas. Not to

romance, but to call off our love.

What? Call off our love?

What do you mean?

lf you are to keep hugging

your machines and me my..

..solitude, then there's no point

in calling off our marriage later.

So, we might as well call

off our love now itself.

I'll go my way. You go your way.

End of the fight.

- Hey, look.

Easy. Easy, Sana. Oh, no.

Here's the break-up agreement.

All the letters sent

by you, greeting cards..

Look what book you had given me?

"A briefer history of time".

"Freakeconomics".

Lord Murugan's photo

on Valentine's day.

Have you ever given a gift

that has touched my heart?

This. Does anyone give a

razor as a gift to a girl?

Thought it would be useful to you.

- What nonsense.

I have returned everything

you gave me. Sign on this now.

Our relationship is over. Goodbye.

That's all?

- End of it.

Have you returned

everything l gave you? - Yes, l did.

What about my 2 to the

power of.. 512 kisses?

You keep counting kisses, too?

Don't you have any feelings?

Complete matrix head. l

can't return all that.

Then this love won't be called off.

Forget it. l won't give it.

Then even l will not sign it.

Call-off is called-off.

What have l gotten myself into?

Close your eyes.

Count.

What's this?

These are all post office kisses.

Did I kiss you like this?

Then? - Pulled you by the waist.

Hugged you tight.

Stop. Stop. This is impossible.

You won't get it.

Then l won't call it off.

I'll trouble you daily.

You are torturing me. ldiot.

Come close. Close your eyes.

Don't chuckle.

ls this okay?

- Too much gap.

Hold tighter.

Feel. Feel.

What is this?

- 'Bhel' (lndian snack).

'Bhel'?

- Yes.

Who is the driver?

- Which driver?

There are

different kinds of drivers.

Engine driver, taxi driver,

screwdriver..

Who is the driver of this car?

- I am.

You've parked your car

in the no parking zone.

lt's only written

"No parking" there.

lt doesn't say "No parking

for Dr. Vaseegaran's car".

Are you trying to act smart?

- No, I am replying.

Show me your driving license.

- I don't have one.

How can you drive without a license?

The driving module has

been programmed in me.

Okay. Don't act too smart.

Come with me to the station.

Which station? Radio station,

railway station, space station..

..or play station?

Trying to fool me?

What's your name? - Chitti.

What's your address?

- Here's the I. P address.

108.11.0.1.

Why do you answer all

questions is such a weird manner?

What's your father's name?

- l have no father.

Mother?

- No mother.

Are you an orphan?

- I'm not an orphan.

Then how were you born?

- I wasn't born, but made.

Made? Are you insane?

- No.

I have been fitted well.

- Are you in your senses?

No, it is in nickel. All

my bolts are made of nickel.

Stop it.

- Stop what? Tell me properly.

You..

I argued unnecessarily.

Parking offence. No driving license.

You talk too much.

lf you go to the court,

you will be fined Rs. 1000.

Want to go to court or

take care of it here itself?

I will take care of it here itself.

- That's the spirit.

Go on.

Done.

Hey, are you out ofyour mind?

Don't you know what

'taking care of it' means?

Give me a cut.

- Where?

Give it in my hand.

He cut my hand. He

cut it. Police. Police.

Chitti. What happened?

- Police.

He asked for a cut. So I obliged.

Oh, my God. He's bleeding.

- Vasee, who's this?

He looks just like you.

- Get into the car. l'll tell you.

Hey, get the car. - Hey,

where are you going? Stop. Stop.

Is he your brother? Are you twins?

No. lf we get caught, we

will be in a mess. Drive fast.

Is he your friend?

- No.

Driver? He doesn't look like a one.

Wait.. l'll explain everything.

Hey, look back if he's

following us and drive.

Hey, look in the front.

Why do you turn your

head at the drop of a hat?

You asked me to look back and drive.

Can't you look at

the rear view mirror?

You couldn't have told me

that earlier? - Come on.

Gentlemen, he is equal to 100.

He has been programmed with the

memory and skills of 100 humans.

He knows all the arts

and languages of the world.

He can dance. He can fight.

And he's a sportsman.

He's fire resistant, water

resistant, in-built vehicle.

His eyes don'tjust see,

but also show.

You can talk to him virtually.

This type of robot can develop

and protect our nation 100 fold.

You are welcome to ask

Chitti any question.

Simple question. 24157817 is

it a Fibonacci number? - Yes.

It is the 22nd Fibonacci number.

By the way, it also happens to be

Mr. P. Subramaniam's residential..

..number in Pondicherry.

What is the biggest

prime number in your opinion?

M44. You will have to wait

for many years to verify this.

Good.

Amazing. Great.

What raga is this?

You started with 'Nat Kurinji'

and went offto 'Husseini'..

..in between. Listen to this.

You missed the note at this place.

Any more questions?

- Does God exist or not?

What is God?

- The one who created us.

My creator exists. Dr.

Vaseegaran. So God exists.

What else?

- Wow, Vasee.

He's superb. What a

lovely creation. - Thank you.

You are really great.

Hey, Chitti. Do you know to paint?

- Yes, l do.

Will you paint me?

- Sure.

Smile, please.

Cool.

- Wow..

He's such a darling.

Can we click a photograph?

- Sure.

Yes. Yes.

- Wow.

Look, the girls are all over him.

Hey, girls. l am co-scientist.

I fixed all of Chitti's motors.

Hi. I am deputy scientist. Ravi.

- Deputy scientist?

Yes, that means he's

still learning. - Hey.

l dressed him up.

- Can l have a date with you?

Dating? Why are you

all falling for him?

He may have the

strength of 100 people..

..but we have something

that he doesn't. He doesn't.

Doctor, why don't I have

that special thing they do?

Robo is called Chitti Babu..

Fools. Don't you know how

to talk in front of him?

Actually we have

feelings and he doesn't.

Cheap fellows, don't

try to change the topic.

You lose one month's salary.

Hello, Professor.

- Brilliant job, Dr. Vasee.

Thank you. Chitti,

meet professor Bora.

You have told me.

Chief of AlRD. Your mentor.

His picture hangs on our lab wall.

Interesting. Chitti.

What processor are you using?

Pentium ultracore millennia V2.

And your motors?

- FHP450S motors.

From Hirata, Japan. With

harmonic reduction unit.

Can you tell me

about your neural schema?

l can't.

- Why?

It is highly confidential.

I am Vaseegaran's professor.

You can tell me without hesitation.

- l'll have to check.

No. - He is asking me

about my neural scheme.

Shall I tell him?

You see, professor.

You are asking know-how.

I'm hesitating to divulge

information till he is patented.

He can be easily misused.

- Of course, I understand.

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