Endhiran (The Robot) Page #3

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I had just casually asked to see

how much Chitti knows about himself.

I hope you don't mind.

- Not at all.

After studying him thoroughly,

I will bring him to you..

..for AlRD evaluation.

- All the best. - Thank you.

I'll see you there, my boy.

Vasee, l like Chitti a lot.

Can l take him home for 2-3 days?

Hey, he's not a Pomeranian

or your teddy to play with.

No, Vasee. l have my final exams.

l haven't prepared well..

..as l was upset with you.

Chitti being around could

help me. Please. Please.

Please. Please.

- Alright. Take him along.

You both go along with him as well.

- Okay, doctor. - Okay, doctor.

Gents are not allowed at home.

Who said we are gents?

Okay. Call me if you need anything.

- Okay. Thanks.

Activate command

mode and a stand up.

Command mode activated.

Walk.

ldiot. Come forward. Not

on the side, but straight.

Sh*t.

- l can't sh*t.

Okay, pick up the gun.

Not the bun. The gun. Gun.

Shoot.

Hey. Hey. Stop it.

l have programmed 8

lakh line of codes in you.

You mistake a gun for a bun.

If l tell you to massage my head,

you'll strangle my neck.

My student Vaseegaran

turned out to be stupendous.

He got a standing ovation for

his robot in the conference.

And this nonsensical

metal head is still..

Strangle the neck.

Strangle the neck.

Let go off me. Let go.

- Task incomplete.

Strangle the neck.

Strangle the neck.

Strangle the neck.

Strangle the neck. Neck..

Oh, no.

Alright Vaseegaran,

l'll surpass you.

You just wait.

"Happy home". Meaning?

Papa was in the army. He was

martyred in the Kargil war.

After that, grief, tears

and depression at home.

It was horrible.

Then we thought, how

long will this go on?

Thought all the women who are

homeless after losing their..

..husbands and sons in the army

should live in a family environment.

Nobody can change what has happened.

And no one can prevent

what is about to happen.

But what's the harm in

living a happy life today?

So, this Happy Home.

Latha, is your baby playing

football inside? - Naughty.

Wait till he comes out.

I'll teach him a good lesson.

Who's he? What will a

man do in our house?

Is he your boyfriend?

Mother, not boy friend,

but toy friend.

His name is Chitti. He's a Robot.

Robot? Why are you lying

to me? You are too much..

It's true. l am a robot.

Speed. 1 terahertz. Memory.

1 zetabyte.

Chitti, don't give them a

fright like this. Put it back.

Mother, you will be

shocked by all that he does.

Can he cook?

- Of course.

Cook something for me,

Chitti. l'll take a shower.

You neatened the whole room.

You are so sweet, Chitti. Thank you.

Cool.

- lt's hot.

Just one day left. Lots to study.

I'll tell you what I know verbatim.

Correct me if l go wrong, okay?

Finished reading everything?

Okay, let me test you.

What are monopsychotic

and dipsychotic twins?

Monopsychotic twins

are identical twins.

Dipsychotic twins are

non-identical twins.

Amazing.

If you learn at this pace, you

will become a doctor in a day.

ln the important

segment of the pelvis..

The trans..

- Tenciamomo?

Tenciamomo is usually the

smallest diameter ofthe pelvis..

Anteroposterior diameter.

The Anteroposterior diameter,

which is through the level of the..

They do this everyday.

Hello. Such loud music.

Turn the volume down.

Hello.

We've spent a million and

bought a deck, amplifier..

..woofer, surround speaker.

Do you expect us to

hear it on headphones..

..if not on full volume?

It's exam time. So

many girls are studying.

And there are

heart patients as well.

Heart patients.

Is there pain in your heart?

Stuff in some cotton.

I said in the ear. Okay.

Chitti, do something.

Don't worry. The

remote control has infrared.

I'll handle it.

Come on, baby. Come on.

Finish it off.

- Shut your ears.

Come on.

- Okay.

Let's move it. Let's move it.

Turn down the volume, buddy.

It's too loud, man.

Cool. Come, Chitti.

Back to studies. Okay?

The Anteroposterior diameter

through the level of the..

..spine which normally

measures up to about 11..

98 decibels. Too loud.

I can't bear this.

Listen. lt's too loud.

Turn it down by 30 db.

Buzz off. It's a feast for

mother Goddess. We are celebrating.

He says it's too loud.

The db is high.

I'm having exams. I'm

finding it difficult to study.

Offer your prayers to the Goddess

and smear the holy ash. You'll pass.

Your parties are so loud as well.

Sana, the problem of the

loudspeaker is now taken care of.

Thanks.

Hey, Shekhar. He broke

the mike. That scoundrel.

Hey. Wait up. I won't spare him.

Come on.

- l said stop.

Mother. Mother Goddess.

Mother Goddess.

What is this?

I guess he knows magic.

Hey, he drew in all the things.

What's going on?

- What is this?

Oh, God.

- Why are you crying, Sana?

I'm going to fail, Chitti.

I haven't studied anything.

l have run out of time.

My head starts

spinning when l see the books.

Can l appear for the exams?

What nonsense, Chitti?

You need a photo lD,

exam card and everything.

You'll be caught if you go.

Then we'll do Zigbee.

What do you mean?

lf the bleeding starts

with the placenta and utero..

..the fundus of uterus

must be grasped and massaged..

..to make it contract.

If the placenta shows

sign of separation..

..it must be expressed

by the commonly employed..

If the placenta is not separated..

..no attempt should

be made to express it.

The third stage of labor

starts after the baby's delivery.

And ends.. - Excuse me.

What are you doing here?

Sana is appearing for

her exam over there.

And l'm telling her the answers.

How come by sitting here?

I've built-in data transmitter.

There is a trans-receiver

attached to Sana's ears.

Zigbee protocol. Simple.

What high tech bit is this?

It's not a bit, but byte.

I've sent 2 megabyte data so far.

Did you see, sir? How

they conjure up things?

Get up, man.

- Wait for a while.

I'll be there the moment the

umbilical cord is severed.

What? Are you coming with us or

you want me to call the security?

There. She is Sana.

Sana, what is this?

You're copying his

answers via a trans-receiver..

..attached to your ears?

Who told you?

- I did.

Who is he? l don't know him.

Sana, why are you lying? l'm Chitti.

Speed 1 terahertz.

Memory 1 Zetabyte.

What the.. lt's

absolute nonsense, sir.

He has lost his marbles.

l don't have a mind, but

a CPU. Perfect condition.

There is no doubt that he is crazy.

Take him away. My

time's getting wasted.

When he was muttering away alone..

..l thought he must be

some ex-medical student.

Sir, you may go out.

Go and severe the umbilical cord.

Sana, then what will you

about the fertilization process?

Go out. That's her problem.

Task incomplete.

Thank you very much.

l would've failed if

you hadn't helped me.

Why are you wetting

my cheek for that?

Let's go.

I'm sorry, Chitti.

They would've debarred me

for 3 years had l been caught.

That's why l had to

put on this entire act.

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