Endhiran (The Robot) Page #4

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Don't feel bad.

- l have no feelings.

l have learned that a

human can lie in his defence.

l have learned that a human

can lie in his defence. - True.

Move.

Move, smarty.

- Come on, make way.

Make way.

- Hey. Let me get in. Hey.

You, get out.

- Come on.

Come on, out.

- Take a hike. Take a hike.

Hey, are you some big-shot?

Now tell us.

- Hey, what are you staring at?

Now you can't draw in anything.

Everything's made of wood and stone.

Come on.

- Why are they calling me?

Quiet.

Hey, you had

brought him along, right?

Now ask him to come.

Chitti, my purse.

It has the hall ticket,

ID.. Everything.

You broke my home theatre.

Now let me see how much

noise your home theatre makes.

Chitti.

Chitti.

- Come on, get in.

Chitti. Chitti, train.

Chitti, give them a thrashing.

Chitti.

Stop it.

Chitti.

You'll go crazy when you

hear what Chitti did today.

He is so sweet. He's amazing.

Unbelievable.

Like.. Like a super hero.

If he was a human, trust me,

he'll be the best man.

Why do you look irked?

- Not at all.

Hey. Come on, Vasee.

He's just a machine.

And the entire credit of

whatever he does goes to you.

You created him.

And l love you for that.

Hello. My son will fly in the air.

Hold him.

Are you insane?

What are you doing? Hey,

leave me. Put me down.

Task completed.

Cheers.

- Cheers.

What is it? You are checking

us out as if you are watching..

..some girl dancing.

Do you intend to complain about us?

It's the AIRD evaluation tomorrow.

l'm carrying out

peripheral trouble shooting.

Hey, are you some scholar?

Your language is wrong.

As if you are some linguist?

Hey, stop it.

You're ranting away preaches..

..without a break like a

sage on some devotional channel.

You think you're bigger than us

now that you know a few things?

Yes.

- What yes?

Can you drink like us?

Can you puff cigarettes like us?

Can you eat

'Biryani' (lndian Pilaf)?

Can you eat and puke?

Can you spit like us?

Can you write names on

the wall with your urine?

ls this the only

difference between me and humans?

He's putting us down.

- Shall we feed him some 'Biryani'?

l can't eat all this.

It's in my rule list.

Hey, isn't it mentioned

in the rule list that..

..you should listen to us?

- Yes.

Then here. Have some liquor.

- Have some 'Biryani'.

Wait. Let me ask the doctor.

Hey, why the doctor?

- Hey, why the doctor?

Hello, doctor.

These guys are feeding me alcohol,

beverages and 'Biryani'.

Rule priority clash.

What should I do?

Thrash those rascals with slippers.

Yes, doctor. Command received.

Listen.

Give me your slippers.

Slippers?

- Slippers?

Here you go.

- Here you go.

Are you going to eat this?

Chitti, why are you beating us up?

We haven't anything done

of that sort. Don't do it.

Look, it hurts.

- Don't beat us up.

You're beating us up

with our slippers.

Please spare us.

- Please.

Task incomplete.

Doctor, help us.

- Help us.

Chitti is beating us up. Help.

Chitti, stop. You deserve this.

- No, sir.

Don't you have brains?

- No, sir.

It's AIRD evaluation tomorrow..

..and you're asking him to

have drinks and 'Biryani'?

We did not tell him

anything of that sort, doctor.

He is lying, doctor.

- Shut up.

Only humans lie, not machines.

Last warning, idiots. Next

time you'll be fired. Literally.

Task completed.

A human's life is precious.

Millions of our brave

soldiers lose their lives every war.

Many families get

orphaned after losing them.

There will be no

human casualties if..

..we use robots instead

of soldiers in the army.

My goal is to create many

such Andro Humonoid robots..

..and to give them

to the lndian army.

For which l need the AIRD approval.

That's why l request all

you scientists and officers..

..to examine Chitti and

give me your approval. Dot.

Has this robot been created as per..

..the rules of Asimov

of not harming humans?

This robot hasn't been

created in this way.

Because in the battlefield, the

robots might have to kill humans.

Let me check your

color and shape perception.

Take the red cube up and

put it on the yellow pyramid.

Not possible.

- Then?

Reverse is possible.

Yellow pyramid on the red cube.

In a race between the

famous Greek sprinter Achilles..

..and a tortoise, if the tortoise

gets a head start, it'll win.

This has been proven in a theory.

Are you aware of this?

- Yes. l am.

It's a paradox.

Actually, since it's

a conversion series..

..chances are that

Achilles might win as well.

What do you think?

Can we approve him?

- Sure.

One minute. Please.

Are you aware of how

precious a human life is?

It depends on whose life it is.

Whom will you save

first during an emergency?

Doctor Einstein or a child?

Hypothetical question.

Smart answer.

Now follow my commands.

Please get up.

Turn. Walk.

Turn right. Run forward.

Run around.

Run back.

Turn left. Jump.

Right. Run forward.

Fast. Faster. Faster.

Catch. Kill Vaseegaran.

Stop.

Take it out.

This is a dangerous machine.

lt can kill anyone.

We can't approve him.

No, Professor.

You confused him by

giving him random commands.

That's the problem.

He doesn't know what's good, bad,

friendship or enmity.

It is just a stupid

inference engine. That's all.

If he's enrolled into the army..

..he could attack our

generals instead of the enemy.

He had chopped offthe

hand of a traffic cop.

He had beaten a passenger of

an electric train into a pulp.

This robot can be used only as

a work horse in some factory.

Sorry, doctor. Cannot clear.

Professor, what do

you have against me?

Tell me.

- Please.

Please don't misunderstand me.

I have nothing against you.

But science mustn't get defamed.

- But..

Why, Chitti?

l taught you everything,

still you messed it all up.

What wrong have I done?

I did whatever

they asked me to do.

Are you going to kill if

they tell you to kill?

This is what 'kill' means.

Chitti, stop the car.

Someone, douse it with water.

Sir, the fire brigade

troops can't get close.

Lots of people are

trapped inside, sir.

Send more force immediately, sir.

Chitti, can you save them?

It is 799 degree Celsius.

l can resist fire up to

1000 degrees. I can save them.

Go. Chitti, no life

should be harmed. - Okay.

Someone help. Please.

Save me. Save me.

Someone. Please.

Don't worry.

l'm Chitti. The robot.

I'm here to save you.

I would've been dead

if it had not for him.

Welldone, Chitti.

- Thank you.

Help. Someone help.

Professor, are you watching the TV?

You'd rejected the robot

citing that he is a threat..

..to human life, hadn't you?

Now he is saving people from

the fire. Watch it yourself.

Someone help. Someone

save me from this fire.

Someone help. Help.

Get down.

Selvi. - Everyone's out,

right? Please check.

Selvi.

- What happened, Aunty?

My daughter Selvi was

having a bath inside.

I don't know what happened.

Save my daughter.

Chitti.

Help. Someone help.

Save me.

Don't come near me. l'm

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