Enterprice
- Year:
- 2017
- 24 min
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Myles, turn it off and
I'm not going to tell you again!
Hi. My name's Kazim Adedayo,
and I am the founder and
co-owner of Speedi-Kazz.
"What's that?"
Speedi-Kazz is an errand service
that picks up whatever you need
and delivers it straight
to your front door.
Where are you lot hiding the cameras?
Sorry what? Look, hold on.
Psst, big man. Big man!
- Where is she, then?
- What?
Stop being dumb, man! Where's Kazzandra?
Look, I haven't got time
for your games, yeah?
So if you and your reality TV
show don't get away from my door,
I'm going to call the
mandem down here and...
Oh, no, no! Look, um... Look.
I received a message from this
address requesting for the service.
Ahh, this boy! Myles!
- Why you always shouting my...?
- Shut your mouth and explain this!
Basically, one of my
bredrens told me about
this new delivery service,
Speedi-Kazz, and I thought I'd
do something nice and get one
of your jackets dry cleaned.
I swear you lot already paid for it.
Yeah, he's right, madam.
As you're Speedi-Kazz's fourth
customer, on behalf of the company,
cost of your dry cleaning.
Erm... OK, well... get yourself
ready for school, then, Myles.
Are you blind? Can't you see I'm going?
All right, then. Well, have a nice day.
Mum, I don't need a kiss. I'm...
Stop! All right...!
He thinks I'm his mate.
Yeah, but I don't know if I'm
coming back for third year.
Yeah, but surely you understand
that I don't want to pay
might not even be doing.
Yeah, but I thought the student
finance deadline was months away.
I... I didn't get the e-mail.
Look, I'm going to have
to call you back. Yeah.
Yep, I'll call you back.
Hi Speedi-Kazz services,
Jeremiah speaking.
What have I told you?
- What? - Let the business phone
ring out longer. All right?
busy, you know? - But we aren't.
But your mum.
- What you saying?
- You good? How'd the delivery go?
Yeah, it was calm, man. Proper.
Our name's getting out there, you know?
- How are you late, man?
- Oh, just family stuff, innit?
Brother, you've got to separate
family and business, you know?
- Professionalism, yeah?
- Kaz! I'm sorry.
I got something for you.
Read it with an open mind, all right?
Kaz, we're just recording
a two-minute video.
We explain who we are,
what the business is about
and then we're done -- we
don't need a script, bruv.
Hey, the deadline for the
application is today.
We need some sort of structure!
Listen, brother, we
smash this application,
we make it through to
the interview stages.
We make it through to
the interview stages,
we smash that -- how
much do they give us, J?
- Nah, you're just going to...
- How much do they give us, J?
Go on...
50,000.
Money, money, money, money! Eh!
Money!
Money, money, money, money! Eh!
Laugh, laugh. Laugh for once in your life.
Look, just remember, we
ain't the only business
applying for funding, yeah?
I hear dat, I hear dat, brother.
Anyway, look man, I've got to bounce.
to attend to. - With who?
- Your mum.
- Of course.
Meet me at the printing
shop for 2:
30. All right?- We need to hand out some more flyers.
- All right, OK.
And don't forget your debit card, bro.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Why am I bringing my debit card?
- I asked for 200 extra flyers
to be printed out. - Kaz!
Bro, bro, bro, I would
have got this one, yeah?
- But, like, all my money's gone.
- So why didn't you ask me first?
Just use the money from your savings.
- No, bruv, you should have
asked me... - Hey! Hey!
Look, five or six years
down the line, yeah,
these investments will be nothing.
We're just starting out,
so chill out. You get me?
All right?
All right! You get me!
- All right. Meet me at
2:
30, all right? - All right.Keep it speedy, brother. Cool.
- Hey, Dad!
- Kazo, Kazo! How are you?
Mo wa OK. Bawo ni tings in Nigeria?
How are things with me? I am fine.
Kazim, where's your mum?
She's gone to yoga with Aunt Bola.
Kazim, can you wire me some money?
Just for a few investments, you know?
Erm, Dad, remember? I don't do the
kid entertainment stuff any more.
I'm running Speedi-Kazz full time now.
What is speed...? Who is speeding, boy?
No, Speedi-Kazz -- the
name of my business.
Ah...
~
Dad, are you OK?
Kazim? Just tell your mother to
wire 80 into my account, hmm?
I have to go. I have a few
meetings. Just 80, please.
Yeah. I'll speak to you soon.
I love you.
You all right, brother? You good?
This for you. I'll see you soon.
All right, take care. Hello! Put that...
Hi. Hi.
- I recognise you -- Andre?
Jermaine? - Kaz... - Leon?
- Kaz. Kaz!
- Yeah?
I don't think we should be standing
outside the school gates like this.
Yeah? It doesn't feel right.
After today's delivery,
yeah, I deeped it. Yeah?
Young people -- that's
our targeted audience!
Hey, hey, all they have to do is
put us on Snapchat, all right?
We go viral -- boom!
Speedi-Kazzy makin' moneyz.
Yeah, but it still
doesn't feel right, bruv.
would that feel right?
I wouldn't know.
I heard it feels like you're taking a poo.
But it's still got to happen, brother.
Part of human cycle and all that.
But that's not the same thing.
That's what they want you to think.
- What?!
- What?!
Excuse me, do you have a girlfriend?
Um... No.
You're really peng.
OK.
So, what do you do?
We're entrepreneurs. Yeah? That's
what we do. Take this, gyaldem.
All right? Speedi-Kazz will
pick up whatever you need.
It could be clothes, it could
be food, pregnancy tests!
I won't tell your mum! Yeah...
- Yeah?
- So is this your number, yeah?
It's the business number.
Yeah? You're going to call.
You're going to call, aren't you?
Go on. I'll hear from you later.
Bye, peng ting!
Keep it Speedi.
- Keep it Speedi, yeah?
- What's wrong with you?
Brother... Brother...
Bro... you know what I clocked, yeah?
Hot wings are actually not hot.
They're just warm.
Doesn't... Doesn't make
sense, to be honest.
- Why would you do that?
- Come now, bad man.
What happened to you
earlier, man, with dem girls?
You should have got them
to use the service, bro.
You were just standing
there like "Err...".
Look, I don't like girls that
compliment me like that, all right?
- It weirds me out.
- Shut up. You're a liar. OK?
Cos in college you was always with a girl.
Yeah, but I didn't do nothing.
They just come up to me, put
their number in my phone,
the next thing you know it's like,
"Oh, will you come over
tonight? Dot, dot, dot, dot..."
I just want a girl for me.
You know what I'm saying?
I just want her to want me for
me and not just... for my body.
Yeah, yeah... Yeah, yeah,
defo relate. Defo, man.
I relate, like...
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
I need a girl to make my wife
I need a girl who's...
Yeah something like that.
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