Enterprice Page #2
- Year:
- 2017
- 24 min
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Sorry... We wanted to inquire about, um...
S-Speedi-Kazz.
Come, come! "Targeted audience."
All right, what can I get you lot?
If we, erm, if we make an
order, will Kazzandra, er...
actually be there? And
then will she, erm...
.. will she do... stuff?
Who's Kazzandra?
We're good, yeah?
Welcome to Speedi-Kazz.
That's our name...
Kazzandra, 12 guys today,
12 minutes -- can you do it?
Don't ask silly questions, Jaime!
International. Guy number one,
take your place. Time starts now.
Oh!...
No, no, no, what's this? Oh, nah, man.
Ka...
I can't... That's our name, bruv!
- Who sent you that video,
brother? Brother... - Kaz...
.. come, come, where
you get the video from?
Yo, yo, it's fine.
You registered the name, yeah?
So it's calm, we'll sort it. Yeah?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah...
- Relax, man.
You registered our name, right?
Yes.
You registered our name, right?
I need a girl to ride, ride, ride
- I need a girl to make my wife...
- Oh, come on!
All right, real safe,
yeah? In a bit. Cool.
All right, good news.
My boy Raz told me about
this lawyer, yeah?
He said that's she buss 82%
of mandem on ends, yeah?
She's the one for us, let's go.
All right, so how much
does she cost an hour?
Yeah.
How much does she cost an hour, Kaz?
- 90. - No, bruv! We can't afford
that! What's wrong with you?
- Hey, hey, hey...
- Why you do this to me, bruv?!
Brother, brother, just
trust me, all right? Yeah?
The number one rule to a
successful business -- trust.
I know what I'm doing.
This lawyer's what we need.
Stop crying, yeah?
It's hay fever, fam.
Come man, let's roll, let's roll. Come on.
Fix up your face, man.
Come on... Hey, J, hey.
Fix up, look sharp!
Gonna... yeah... Get dark!
If you knew the song,
that joke would've banged.
- I know the song.
- Who sang it?
- Tinchy.
- Yeah, sure...
No, no! Skepta obviously.
- Now you're just being racist.
- How is that...?
That's you confusing me, you
know? I know Kano sung the song!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Anyone for Uber?
No Uber?
OK. Fine.
- Speedi-Kazz?
- Hey! Let's go, come on.
- Now, listen you call me when
you get there, OK? - Yes, I will.
And can you take some photos -- I'd
like to know what she looks like.
Mum, you're both moving on,
remember? That's what we agreed.
- I'll tell Dad you said hi.
- Thank you.
Sorry, I just need to get my coat.
Oh...
Thanks.
You've got a really nice face.
Hey, hey.
Speedi-Kazz -- name of our new business.
We're entrepreneurs.
- Oh, cool, thanks.
- You're welcome.
- Bye, Mum.
- Bye, darling.
- Right...
- Focus. Come on, man.
.. before we start, I have to ask...
.. have either of you ever been to jail,
or are you currently on the run?
No.
No.
Great.
So, it would appear you gentlemen
forgot to register your trademark?
- Kazim!
- Your mum.
I've got to be honest with you --
it would be entirely pointless
to raise any kind of legal action
against a porn site for using a name
that you haven't even registered.
That's exactly what I told him,
so no offence, but this is a
waste of time and money, so...
Please proceed.
So this is Jaime... Tulu-lopp-eh?
Too... Tolu-lop... Tolu-lopp-eh?
Yes? Yes. He created the site
Jaime's Den two years ago.
And I had a chance to watch
the video you sent me.
That Kazzandra woman is something else.
Horrifying. Yeah.
Hey, sorry... um...
just haven't got a lot of time
left, so can we just... Yeah?
Let's talk about our name.
- Well, you've got two
options, darling. - Go on.
Option one -- change your name.
Not happening. Option two?
meeting with Jaime's team,
but to be honest, I think
you're just wasting your time.
You're better off just changing your name.
Kaz, it's over.
Look, when did you launch your business?
Officially -- three weeks ago.
Well, you're fine, then!
Just change your name...
No, it's our name! I'm not having it, man!
No shouting in my office, please.
What office? This place
is a shack, all right?
I find that very disrespectful.
OK, OK, time out, Don't do... No...
Listen, listen, yeah? It's over.
Let's just change the name. Yeah?
So many businesses don't end up
with the name they start with...
Brother, look, look, look, we aren't
"so many businesses", all right?
We're Speedi-Kazz, yeah?
Kaz, let's just change the
name and keep it moving.
We've still got to record
this video, yeah? So come on!
- What you doing?
- No, no. Wait. You wait.
Ka... Oh!
Yeah. Yeah? You see this, brother?
This is my life. All right?
I'm not sure about you, but I'm
serious about this business.
I've come too far to just let it
go. We can't allow this Jaime guy
to come and just take our name like that.
No, let's fight back, all right?
Come on, let's go to
his offices today, yeah?
- We're going to go and see Jaime.
- Good luck, lads.
Just make sure you leave the
money in the pot before you go.
Oh, excuse me.
What do you want, Frank?
I don't care what the judge said.
Yeah, well, you're fat.
You lot brothers, yeah?
Nah, nah, we're business partners.
I had a business once...
Threw me under the bus.
Watch out for the snakes
in the grass, you man, yeah?
Got to be like a lawnmower.
Allow.
Good luck with the
business, you man, yeah?
Hey, when you go outside,
if you see Abdullah,
tell him I said...
Hmm?
Too much swag, too much juice.
We in France, we getting loose.
Bars, bars, bars! Yeah,
I like that! Skills.
Yeah, I made this one a couple months ago.
International.
- It's really good, man.
Really, really good. - Mm.
Anyway, tell me a little
bit more about yourselves.
So, I started in the
business alone at first.
Then I met Jerry at a party and we just...
Do you know how to twerk?
No.
No problem.
Anyway, was it weird, working
Um... kind of.
But we just got used to it
in the end, I guess, right?
Sorry, he's not normally like this.
So, Jaime, the reason why we're here
is to talk about our business name.
- It looks like we...
- Call yourselves what you like.
I don't care about that.
What I care about is how I can make
you guys stars in the business.
So you mean... we get to keep our name?
I don't see why not.
-- not about your business name.
Exactly! You have made
my day, you know, brother!
Thank you so much. I appreciate it, man.
You good? You all right? Thank you, man.
Let's celebrate.
Ah, this guy!
Thank you.
Cheers.
- Cheers. Keep it Speedi!
- That's right!
- International!
- Inter-na-tion-al!
Mm!
So... you guys all chill, right?
Yeah, man, cool.
I can't get you anything else?
- Um... nah. - Contracts...
- Yeah, we're cool.
Jaime, I guess all we need to do
is just go through the contracts,
paperwork, then we'll just bounce...
can... We'll deal with that later.
Kazim, right?
Kazim...
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