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Synopsis: Kazim and Jeremiah are two young entrepreneurs in the early stages of rolling out their home delivery business Speedi-Kazz. We follow this fledgling enterprise and this awkward bromance in this sitcom pilot.
 
IMDB:
6.0
Year:
2017
24 min
23 Views


Sorry... We wanted to inquire about, um...

S-Speedi-Kazz.

Come, come! "Targeted audience."

All right, what can I get you lot?

If we, erm, if we make an

order, will Kazzandra, er...

actually be there? And

then will she, erm...

.. will she do... stuff?

Who's Kazzandra?

We're good, yeah?

Welcome to Speedi-Kazz.

That's our name...

Kazzandra, 12 guys today,

12 minutes -- can you do it?

Don't ask silly questions, Jaime!

International. Guy number one,

take your place. Time starts now.

Oh!...

No, no, no, what's this? Oh, nah, man.

Ka...

I can't... That's our name, bruv!

- Who sent you that video,

brother? Brother... - Kaz...

.. come, come, where

you get the video from?

Yo, yo, it's fine.

You registered the name, yeah?

So it's calm, we'll sort it. Yeah?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah...

- Relax, man.

You registered our name, right?

Yes.

You registered our name, right?

I need a girl to ride, ride, ride

- I need a girl to make my wife...

- Oh, come on!

All right, real safe,

yeah? In a bit. Cool.

All right, good news.

My boy Raz told me about

this lawyer, yeah?

He said that's she buss 82%

of mandem on ends, yeah?

She's the one for us, let's go.

All right, so how much

does she cost an hour?

Yeah.

How much does she cost an hour, Kaz?

- 90. - No, bruv! We can't afford

that! What's wrong with you?

- Hey, hey, hey...

- Why you do this to me, bruv?!

Brother, brother, just

trust me, all right? Yeah?

The number one rule to a

successful business -- trust.

I know what I'm doing.

This lawyer's what we need.

Stop crying, yeah?

It's hay fever, fam.

Come man, let's roll, let's roll. Come on.

Fix up your face, man.

Come on... Hey, J, hey.

Fix up, look sharp!

Gonna... yeah... Get dark!

If you knew the song,

that joke would've banged.

- I know the song.

- Who sang it?

- Tinchy.

- Yeah, sure...

No, no! Skepta obviously.

- Now you're just being racist.

- How is that...?

That's you confusing me, you

know? I know Kano sung the song!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Anyone for Uber?

No Uber?

OK. Fine.

- Speedi-Kazz?

- Hey! Let's go, come on.

- Now, listen you call me when

you get there, OK? - Yes, I will.

And can you take some photos -- I'd

like to know what she looks like.

Mum, you're both moving on,

remember? That's what we agreed.

- I'll tell Dad you said hi.

- Thank you.

Sorry, I just need to get my coat.

Oh...

Thanks.

You've got a really nice face.

Hey, hey.

Speedi-Kazz -- name of our new business.

We're entrepreneurs.

- Oh, cool, thanks.

- You're welcome.

- Bye, Mum.

- Bye, darling.

- Right...

- Focus. Come on, man.

.. before we start, I have to ask...

.. have either of you ever been to jail,

or are you currently on the run?

No.

No.

Great.

So, it would appear you gentlemen

forgot to register your trademark?

- Kazim!

- Your mum.

I've got to be honest with you --

it would be entirely pointless

to raise any kind of legal action

against a porn site for using a name

that you haven't even registered.

That's exactly what I told him,

so no offence, but this is a

waste of time and money, so...

Please proceed.

So this is Jaime... Tulu-lopp-eh?

Too... Tolu-lop... Tolu-lopp-eh?

Yes? Yes. He created the site

Jaime's Den two years ago.

And I had a chance to watch

the video you sent me.

That Kazzandra woman is something else.

Horrifying. Yeah.

Hey, sorry... um...

just haven't got a lot of time

left, so can we just... Yeah?

Let's talk about our name.

- Well, you've got two

options, darling. - Go on.

Option one -- change your name.

Not happening. Option two?

You could try and arrange a

meeting with Jaime's team,

but to be honest, I think

you're just wasting your time.

You're better off just changing your name.

Kaz, it's over.

Look, when did you launch your business?

Officially -- three weeks ago.

Well, you're fine, then!

Just change your name...

No, it's our name! I'm not having it, man!

No shouting in my office, please.

What office? This place

is a shack, all right?

I find that very disrespectful.

OK, OK, time out, Don't do... No...

Listen, listen, yeah? It's over.

Let's just change the name. Yeah?

So many businesses don't end up

with the name they start with...

Brother, look, look, look, we aren't

"so many businesses", all right?

We're Speedi-Kazz, yeah?

Kaz, let's just change the

name and keep it moving.

We've still got to record

this video, yeah? So come on!

- What you doing?

- No, no. Wait. You wait.

Ka... Oh!

Yeah. Yeah? You see this, brother?

This is my life. All right?

I'm not sure about you, but I'm

serious about this business.

I've come too far to just let it

go. We can't allow this Jaime guy

to come and just take our name like that.

No, let's fight back, all right?

Come on, let's go to

his offices today, yeah?

- We're going to go and see Jaime.

- Good luck, lads.

Just make sure you leave the

money in the pot before you go.

Oh, excuse me.

What do you want, Frank?

I don't care what the judge said.

Yeah, well, you're fat.

You lot brothers, yeah?

Nah, nah, we're business partners.

I had a business once...

The mandem snaked me!

Threw me under the bus.

Watch out for the snakes

in the grass, you man, yeah?

Got to be like a lawnmower.

Allow.

Good luck with the

business, you man, yeah?

Hey, when you go outside,

if you see Abdullah,

tell him I said...

Hmm?

Too much swag, too much juice.

We in France, we getting loose.

Bars, bars, bars! Yeah,

I like that! Skills.

Yeah, I made this one a couple months ago.

International.

- It's really good, man.

Really, really good. - Mm.

Anyway, tell me a little

bit more about yourselves.

So, I started in the

business alone at first.

Then I met Jerry at a party and we just...

Do you know how to twerk?

No.

No problem.

Anyway, was it weird, working

so close together at first?

Um... kind of.

But we just got used to it

in the end, I guess, right?

Sorry, he's not normally like this.

So, Jaime, the reason why we're here

is to talk about our business name.

- It looks like we...

- Call yourselves what you like.

I don't care about that.

What I care about is how I can make

you guys stars in the business.

So you mean... we get to keep our name?

I don't see why not.

The industry cares about you

-- not about your business name.

Exactly! You have made

my day, you know, brother!

Thank you so much. I appreciate it, man.

You good? You all right? Thank you, man.

Let's celebrate.

Ah, this guy!

Thank you.

Cheers.

- Cheers. Keep it Speedi!

- That's right!

- International!

- Inter-na-tion-al!

Mm!

So... you guys all chill, right?

Yeah, man, cool.

I can't get you anything else?

- Um... nah. - Contracts...

- Yeah, we're cool.

Jaime, I guess all we need to do

is just go through the contracts,

paperwork, then we'll just bounce...

Don't worry about that. We

can... We'll deal with that later.

Kazim, right?

Kazim...

Why don't you touch Jeremiah a little bit?

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