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Just... Yeah.

OK... Come on.

Smile, bro.

Speedi-Kazz -- we outchere!

Get off me.

He thinks we're in the

porn business, Kazim.

- Bro, what's wrong with you?

- Look at that corner of the room.

- Huh?

- Just look!

Hey. Come on, guys...

No... No, no, no!

No, no. Sorry, no. No,

no, stop, please. No. No.

I don't understand.

No, no, Jaime...

.. we're not here to do sex stuff.

Then why are you here?

Because our business name

is called Speedi-Kazz,

and that's the name of

one of your channels,

- so we wanted to ask you if we

could have... - No, thank you.

Please leave.

Garry! Hey.

Yeah, send the next couple.

- Jaime, Jaime. Jaime, look!

Show him. - Huh? - Show him.

What? Show. Him.

Oh! Oh! OK.

- You're mad.

- Yes. Absolutely.

Look, Jaime, clearly getting

a permanent tattoo before

registering our name wasn't the

best idea, but... this is his dream.

- It's my dream, man.

- It's...

It's our dream. And,

look, it's just us, OK?

No support, not from our

family, not from our parents.

My parents did the same.

They refused to let me record

them having sex for my website.

No support.

OK! Look, Jaime, all we're

asking, yeah, is, could you please

change the name of your

Speedi-Kazz channel on the site?

Just give us the rights and then

we'll go, you never have to...

Boy-boy-girl, I think. Hi,

Jaime, can I have a word outside?

No problem.

I've got work to do. You've got to go.

- Jaime...

- Please. Please.

Please, please. Please.

- What do you mean "no"?

- Jaime, calm down.

No! I will not calm down!

You can't come here and tell me

Kazzandra is about to be deported

and expect me to be calm.

- Didn't the lawyers sort

out her papers? - Yes!

I mean, they tried but...

Maybe we can go to the Home

Office and give them a little...

How about that?

This is England, not Senegal, Jaime.

Look, boys...

.. with business I need to crack on.

So, as Simon's cow would

say, "It's a no from me."

- Please....

- Don't beg, don't cry...

.. just leave.

However...

.. if you do me a small, small favours,

I will personally sign over

the name Speedi-Kazz to you.

No. No. Kaz, he's lying. Yeah? Come on.

I've got the documents right here.

Just a small, small favours.

Your call.

We good? All right, recording.

- Ready, bro? - Don't

touch me. - Sorry, sorry.

- Hi! - Hi. - My name is

Kazim Adedayo. - Jeremiah.

- And we are, together, Speedi-Kazz.

- S-Speedi-Kazz.

Who we are -- first of all, our

name belongs to us and no-one else,

if anyone is wondering.

Judges, we want this 50,000

because we believe we deserve it.

- I can't do this.

- And when we go to...

- Jerry sit down. - I can't

do it. - Jerry sit down.

- We worked very hard for this.

- Why's your bed like that, bruv?

Hey, judges, as you're

watching... Just sit down.

Bro, come on, man, you don't

need to do this right now.

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