Ernest Goes to Camp Page #7

He tried to help you.

He stood up for you

when nobody else in the world

even wanted to know you.

Ernest is losing everything

he cares about...

his home, his job,

everything.

And all you can think about

is what you want.

[Sighs]

Tsk.

You're not gonna leave,

are you, Ernest?

Yeah. [Sighs]

No more Counselor Ernest.

No more shaping and molding

young minds

into a focused worldview.

No more Kamp Kikakee.

Ernest, uh,

we've been thinking.

Yeah.

We ain't got much of a chance,

but we got a plan.

If we stop those miners,

then there will be

a Kamp Kikakee.

Boys, we can't stop

those miners.

Look what they did to me,

and that was just one

of 'em.

Come on, Ernest.

That don't sound like

no path of the brave to me.

I don't wanna go back

to no institution.

I wanna stay right

here with you.

Yeah, me too.

We all do, Ernest.

Yeah, come on, Ernest.

Come on.

We can get 'em.

Hey, it's the path

of the brave.

Come on.

We can get 'em.

Let's go for it.

We can do it, Ernest.

You know what I think?

I think we might just

could beat 'em.

- All right!

- All right!

- All right!

And run 'em off this land.

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

Yeah.

I think we might just get

a little bit rowdy.

[Boys cheering]

And it might be an ugly

thing to watch.

- Whoa!

- Yeah!

We got a plan?

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

Me for you!

- And you for me!

- And you for me!

Me and you

We're gonna make it

together

Others may fail,

we say never

'Cause we've got the will

and the power to survive

And now we're united

with one voice

We're free on the path

like a wild horse

Those who would stand

in our way will step aside

When I have you here

beside me

I know the dream we share

will guide me

Like an arrow

straight to the mark

Brave hearts

Fighting for the rights

of all the dreamers

Brave hearts

You and me...

we are the true believers

Brave hearts

Yeah! Let's go!

- All right! All right!

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah, we're gonna

get those guys!

- Yeah!

- We're gonna kill 'em.

Oh, yeah.

We are out of hydraulics.

Hey, look,

it's Ken and Barbie.

What are you jerks

doin' here?

I thought you ran away

with the others.

I think they missed us.

We wouldn't want you guys

to have to get in a fight

without us.

[Birds chirping]

Come on.

[Indistinct conversations]

Eddie, that's...

that's enough.

Come on, Eddie.

[Engine stops]

[Indistinct, distant

conversations]

[Birds chirping]

[Whirring]

Jake, ammo.

Fix this linguini...

With broken clam shells.

[Sniffs] Good.

[Singing in native language]

Grandfather...

you can't do this!

[Singing continues]

These are children!

Ernest, are you crazy?

Those are grown men out there.

You don't stand a chance.

They ain't gonna get

this camp.

We can't win this fight

without legal help.

They ain't gonna get

this camp.

[Engine turns over]

Okay.

Bobby Wayne, Crutchfield,

you go this way

with the multibow.

Check.

Vargas, Danny,

you take the split.

Moose, you come with me

to the lantern launcher.

[Indistinct conversations]

Ready.

[Tarzan yells]

[Needle scratches]

[Horn honks]

[Man burps]

[Elephant trumpets]

[Cat meows]

- [Bird cuckoos]

- What's goin' on here?

[Snaps]

[War cry]

[Wind whistling, snaps]

Fire!

- Whoa!

- Fire!

[Indistinct yelling]

[Dinging]

Wuh! Oh!

Oh!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ah ha ha ha!

Ha ha! Ha ha!

- [Ding]

- Ow!

- [Ding]

- Ohh!

- [Ding]

- Ohh!

- [Ding]

- Ohh!

Uh!

Hey!

All right.

Okay, men, battle stations.

Ozgood, man the controls.

Crutchfield, crow's -nest.

Bobby Wayne, look,

upstairs.

Danny, Vargas,

you operate the crane.

[Grunts]

[Men yelling indistinctly]

300 yards, 20 degrees

to the right!

[Creaking]

Where we got it!

It's ready!

Ready?

228 by 6.6.

Now.

[Winds dial]

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

- Whoa!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

Bring me the graham cracker

bouillabaisse.

Graham cracker.

[High-pitched voice]

No, no, not me.

[Normal voice]

Oh, yeah, you.

[High-pitched voice]

Me too?

[Normal voice] Oh, yeah.

One more time.

Ready. Ready.

- Fire!

- [Dinging]

Ahh!

Ow!

Ha ha ha!

Pokey.

You guys got your

little chutes packed.

Death from above.

That's good.

216 by 121.

I'm scared, sarge.

We're all scared, son.

Okay. Ready?

Now.

[Winds dial]

["Flight Of The Valkyries"

by Wagner plays]

Airborne!

Aahhh!

["Happy Together"

by The Turtles plays]

[Indistinct yelling]

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah!

[Gasps] Ah! No!

Aaahhh!

Yeah!

[Cheers]

Let's get outta here!

Wait! Ahhhh!

[Men yelling indistinctly]

E-e-e-e-ew.

Ready?

It's ablaze!

Now!

[Winds dial]

Yay!

[Both laughing]

Mr. Krader!

M-Mr. Krader, come in!

What the hell's going on

down there?

We're under attack!

Attack?

Turtle paratroopers

have taken out the whole crew.

Turtle what?!

Mr. Krader, the whole camp's

a shambles!

Those kids

and that counselor

have set fire to every piece

of equipment we had!

It's all burning!

Okay. That did it.

We'll start filing the papers

in the morning.

What are you doing?

I'm putting an end

to all this.

Sherman,

you can't be serious.

Shut up, Blatz.

Sherman, you've carried this

way too far.

Now, let's cut our losses

and seek legal satisfaction.

This isn't business

any longer.

This is personal!

Sherman, you are crazy.

[Engine turns over]

[Men yelling indistinctly]

Yes, sir!

Okay. Come on, fellas.

Let's get outta here.

Yeah! Let's get out!

Let's get those guys!

Let's go!

[Boys cheering]

[Beeping]

[Beeping]

- Ahhhhhhh!

- [Beeping]

Dozer, 2:
00, Jake!

We're gonna be

Jake and Eddie Tartare.

Ahhhhh!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ahhhhh!

My thighs are on fire!

...Jake!

Ahhhh!

Serpentine!

Serpentine!

Jake, they're

gonna crush us!

Hey, Eddie,

turn it around.

Let's give him

another balling.

Turn it around by myself?

Jake, I need help.

There's no time for help!

We can't let it go,

Jake.

Come on, Eddie.

No!

Come on!

[Crying]

[Crying]

Oh, Jake.

[Boys cheering]

["Happy Together"

by The Turtles plays]

Hey! Hey!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Growling]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Gasps]

Ha ha ha ha!

[Engine rumbling]

[Engine stops]

Hey, fellas, follow me.

I-I got an idea.

Come on.

Go! Go!

So what do we do?

Get anything

that'll burn.

Let's go!

[Glass breaking,

metal rattling]

Man, this ain't enough.

We still don't have

a chance!

Stand back!

I got it!

I got it!

[Deep voice]

The most powerful substance

known to man...

eggs erroneous,

experimental series 106.

Light it, Pennington.

What are you doin', man?

What are you doin', Ernest?

After the break,

know what I mean?

Let him go, man!

It's our only chance!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

- Yeah!

[Cheers]

[All cheering]

[Groaning]

[Cheering]

Heh heh heh heh.

That's it.

It's over.

Dead meat. Deep six.

The groundhogs are bringing

their mail.

[Brakes squeak]

He's got a gun!

Hurry up, you guys.

Come on.

Look out, Ernest!

Get outta the way!

Miss St. Cloud:
If he had faith

in the great one,

the knife would not cut him.

[Gunshot]

He missed.

I can't believe he missed.

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