Escape Room Page #2

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This is crazy.

Where's your hand, Tabby?

Both your hands are on my ass.

That's exactly right.

Jesus! / Okay, is everyone ready?

Yeah, let's do it.

Wait, Tyler, where's your hand?

I'm... I'm right here.

Jesus! / Well, that sounds safe.

It's fine, you guys.

Don't touch your blindfolds.

She swat me like a dog? /

Yes, I did. You know what?

If you behaved, I wouldn't have to.

I'm so turned on right now.

Okay, shh, everyone!

You have one hour.

All right.

Ow!

Christen?

What the f*** is this?

All right. All right.

All right.

Well, um...

...three. / Are you done yet?

What are you talking about?

/ I'm talking to Christen.

She's tying something to my hands.

Yeah, she tied something

to my wrists, too.

I'm taking this thing off.

You're not playing the game right.

And down beside the sea

Oh. Whoa. / What?

But when he strolled

along the promenade...

Oh, my God. / What?

Just take off your blindfold.

...his wife, just newly wed

He got an awful scare

When someone strolling there

Came up to him and winked and said

Whoa.

Hello! Hello!

Hey, we're tied together.

/ Yeah, no sh*t.

Who's the little girlie

by your side?

I've seen you

Are you kidding me? /

At least I'm trying something.

Okay. / Give me a break.

All right. If I...

If I just...

All right.

That's... You're just tying it up more.

Okay. / No, that's...

All right, just... / Just...

If I just...

F***, Anderson!

Just... Ow! / F***.

I'm trying to get us out!

If I...

Hold on, if I... / If you...

If I come down like this...

No, no. / No, that's...

Conrad?

Wha... anybody?

Boo!

Oh, my God, you scared me!

Oh, mission accomplished.

Mm. You're so bad.

Aw, you like it.

Yeah, I do.

Whoa.

Okay, this is weird.

This is sick.

This is weird.

What is this?

Um, I don't know,

but can we do something

about this first?

Okay.

Oh, my God.

What is this?

I don't know. I thought

it was you grabbing me

and I kind of liked it.

I was blindfolded, Conrad.

How would I have put this on you?

God, I can't believe Christen did this.

Really?

All right. Um...

Okay, how 'bout...

how about if I do...

No.

Okay, let's... / Just stop, Anderson.

I'm trying to figure this out.

Yeah, well, it's obviously not working.

It's a f***ing puzzle.

There must be another solution.

Like what?

We have to work together, okay?

Fine.

All right.

Okay, what did we do

before that hasn't worked?

Like, we need to rethink this thing.

Well, we can't untie it.

We can't go around each other.

How about if we go through it?

Through it?

Yeah, like this.

Like through it. Like through.

Like this.

Like through.

What? No, that's not right. / Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no. You were

definitely on to something here.

Okay, you put your hand here.

What's the number?

Tabby, it's part of the game.

You gotta figure it out.

So there's a reason they put

this horrible thing on you?

Yeah, it's a clue.

All right, so we have

to figure out a number

that relates to the worst

pair of underwear ever.

Yes, we do.

Bill Spry

Come on...

Do... this.

No, I... / Wait.

No, no, stop, stop, stop.

I think I got it.

Poor Bill, feelin' so ill / If I...

Yell'd out to Pilot Brown / this...

"Steady a bit, yer fool!

We're turning upside down!"

Take me back to dear...

Nice!

All right, let's find a key

to unlock this sh*t.

Yeah. Let's do that.

So there are four numbers.

Let's assume A is one, B is two,

and A-B-C.

You can't go higher than nine.

/ This is complicated.

All right, babe, let's brainstorm.

Why would I be wearing this belt?

Mm... sex is definitely

out of the question.

I think you nailed it.

I'm definitely not nailing you.

No, babe, what's a four letter word

that has to do with sex?

"F***?"

Uh-uh.

That's too many digits.

"Kink?"

Oh, wait!

What about head?

Okay, maybe we can talk about

that after we're done with this.

No, babe, that's the answer.

Oh.

Okay, so H.

So... H, so eight.

So E... / Babe.

Yeah? / Five.

All right.

A is one. Okay.

And D... F***. / Four.

Ah! / Yeah!

Oh!

We did it. / Yeah, we did.

Now, I'm gonna do it.

Oh, I like it.

Ah! / Anderson.

F***! Tyler?

You all right?

Yeah, the f***ing thing cut me

in the finger when it opened.

Is Natasha with you? / I'm right here.

Is Christen with you? / No, I'm alone.

Oh, that sucks.

Is there a knob on your side?

Um... no.

Just a latch to this compartment.

Guessing you're knobless as well?

Just a combination dial.

What's the story in that room?

I don't know.

Thought it was decorated

by a bipolar novelist.

Oh. / Where are you?

My room is filled

with antique televisions

and out of sync clocks,

too many to count.

Ah. Aside from some Davy Crockett sh*t,

we have clocks in here, too. / Huh.

Uh, they don't seem

to be working, though.

How many are there?

Four.

And all of them are stopped?

/ Looks like it.

They're all stopped on an hour.

Okay, are they all stopped

on different hours?

Yes.

Okay. Tell me the times on the clocks.

Uh, 12 and six,

five, and eight.

Damn it.

Okay, where are the clocks?

I don't know.

All over the room.

What?

There are two on the

left hand side of the door

and two on the other.

All right, of the clocks on the left,

what is the time on the one

furthest from the door?

Uh, 12.

And the first clock

on the right hand side?

Uh, five.

Second one on the left?

Six.

And the last one on the right.

And eight.

Sh*t.

You did it.

No problem.

Wow, fashionable. / Yeah.

We'll see.

Guys.

All right.

It works.

Hey, there's a card here.

Wonder what it's doing there.

Is it a piece to a puzzle?

/ I don't know.

Yeah...

Is this... Is this how you took it out?

Now what?

Yikes.

Exactly.

Well, the only way out is the exit door,

which I assume will open when we win.

If we win.

Anderson. Come on.

We just killed that first puzzle

without breaking a sweat.

Don't you want to win?

We're going to get out of here in

record time. Just get on board.

All right. Lead the way, birthday boy.

But how do you suspect we're gonna

find the others if there are no doors?

It's all gotta be part of the game.

What are you looking for?

/ I don't know.

That narrows it down.

Oh, come on, Anderson.

There has to be something

that leads to the next thing.

You know, like a clue?

Oh, really?

So do you mind enlightening me, then?

All right.

Okay, well, how about these?

They're a series of

animal paintings in a line.

So what?

So it could be a clue!

I don't know.

Yes!

I bet it's based on weight.

Take those off.

Oh, yeah.

It's the food chain.

Brilliant.

Trade me.

Rabbit.

Fox. / Coyote.

Whoa. What?

Seriously?

Slackers.

Typical.

Hi. Oh, yeah?

You guys busy? / Hmm?

We can't hear you.

We can't hear you.

We... we can't hear you.

Oh, my God.

It's like he doesn't know

it's my sister.

Hey, where do you think

that door leads to?

Well, it looks like it's connected

to the other room.

But there is no door in the other room.

I know that,

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