Euro Angels Hardball 13: The Hole Story Page #4

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I'll look 40 after ten minutes

and you want me to go for a week?

Remember that place we found

and said it'd be great for a party?

The S&M dungeon

Martin tried to take you to?

Precisely. What if we did that?

I could get Mike pretty much on his own

for a few days...

..and we could even ask Geoff... for you.

- The four of us?

- Yeah.

A private party, the end of term.

Me, you, Mike and Geoff.

Oi, oi, Frankie!

..up his arse

with a rampant penis

Wahey!

- Dangerous place for a lady.

- If you say so.

- Whooo!

- Out. Neil, out! She's not here for you.

- See you, Geoff.

Couldn't have come at a better time.

I'm ready if you are.

How would you like to go

to the best private party of your life?

- Are you going?

- It's my party.

- How private?

- You, me,...

..Mike and Liz.

- Mike never mentioned it.

- That's cos you're inviting him.

- I don't know if I could do that.

- It's for three days.

Absolutely extracurricular.

Your parents don't know

and the school doesn't know.

What we do would be our own business.

But if you're too p*ssy,

then I'll ask someone else.

- I never said I wasn't interested.

- In or out?

- In.

- But you have to bring Mike.

I'll have a word with His Highness.

Anything else?

Put your knob away.

Go.

- Did you do it?

- Yeah. Done.

It will be great.

Oh, please

Man, I'm telling you, this is different.

This is ten out of ten.

Frankie and Liz. Real ten out of ten

So you're going home to an empty house

and f*** the maid again?

You haven't seen the maid.

Plus...

..Amber won't know where you are.

Won't be able to find you.

She'll assume you're having a more

exciting time with more famous people.

It'll drive her nuts.

All right. I'm in.

When you're convinced

ofyoursuperiority,...

..you don't need help

from mere mortals like me.

You can f*** things up all byyourself.

So there you have it.

- I thank you.

- What time did you lock them in the hole?

Because I know you did it.

How dare you be this wrong

and this f***ing pig-headed!

How dare you put my mother through this!

How do you know it was me?

I'm dying to know! Come on!

One of them is lying. I have to talk to her.

- She can tell me what I need to know.

- I understand.

But if you start demanding things,...

..she could go back

to that stony silence bullshit.

That's a risk I have to take. I've nothing

on Martin. In 12 hours, he walks.

Tom, if you say one word to her,

I will f***ing kill you!

Just let me go. I'll get the answers.

He's going to get away with it, isn't he?

No. You mustn't think like that.

Did he ever keep a diary or journal,

or anything like that?

I don't think so.

Did he have a secret hiding place?

No, I don't know.

Why?

What's wrong?

You're not going to let him out, are you?

I'm afraid that's not my decision.

- He's going to come after me!

- He won't, Liz. You're perfectly safe.

- Is he out now?

- No, but he will be in a couple of hours.

- Hours?!

- That's why I really need you to remember.

- You said I'd be safe.

- You are safe.

I trusted you! I thought we were friends!

I told you everything!

You've been pretending the whole time

because you're paid to!

- That's not true.

- Leave me alone!

- I can help you.

Nice one.

You don't want to be found, do you?

- Sweeties!

Geoff, pass it up! Give it here!

- You want it, you got it, baby!

We're watching you

Hi.

So... who do you want first?

What are you talking about,

Mikey? I'm dancing.

Wrong approach, mate.

Frankie, I've got something for you.

- Oh, f*** off, Geoffrey!

- Stop being such a f***ing tourist.

- I am not.

- Jesus.

- Is there sex or not?

Not. And especially not with you.

And especially not in here.

Have you seen how dirty it is?

Yeah, I have.

And why would there be sex?

I mean, what have you done for me?

No, I don't think so.

Sorry.

Look, Frankie, y'know,

we've had a lot of anticipation.

And it's medically proven that teasing

can ruin a young man's nuts.

F*** off, I've heard this all before!

So you have to.

Oh, sh*t!

Hello!

Are you all right?

I need some more!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm goin' first!

- Come on, get it off. Come on!

Ooh, careful! It's expensive!

Now I've wanted to see this

for the last four years.

Frankie.

I've had this. It's OK.

What, seven? Eight out of ten?

- Mm... four.

- Oh, thank you

- Frankie!

- We were, what, 13?

I mean, it was a one-night stand.

It wasn't exactly memorable.

It was a long time ago

and I'm a lot better now.

- But you liked it.

- Uh-huh.

Ow! What the f*** is wrong with you?

- You f***in' nut job!

Yes, oh, yes! Lizzie!

Thank you!

How does it go?

That's it, no more free feels.

You must be joking.

What am I meant to do with the old man?

- Suck it off, big boy.

- Whoa! Ten out of ten! Ten out of ten.

- What? What did she do?

- Oh, go on, give us a look, Franks.

- What did she do?

- Nothing.

- Oh, come on, do it again!

- Forget it, it's supposed to be a party.

It's a sh*t party,

but it's a party nonetheless.

You always get to see everything.

Why's it always you?

I never get to see the good bits.

- Can't we have the light on?

- No! I can't sleep if it's light.

- Well, it's too dark to sleep!

- How can it be? Shut your eyes.

Well, I can't tell when my eyes are open

or closed, it's so f***ing dark!

- Oh, sh*t!

- Shh!

- It's only me.

- Never fear, Geoff's here.

- What?

- Can we get some sleep, please!

- Will you shut up!

What are you doing?

Mm...

Turn the light off.

She must have spent days

picking the lock, but she did it.

She beat him and I'll beat him too.

Little sh*t ofa schoolboy.

His website, "Disciples of Chaos,"...

..is anarchist bullshit about disrupting

stock exchanges, air traffic control,...

..the Web itself.

I'm gonna nail him.

I don't think he's angry enough

to have done it.

Hi.

- Thanks for meeting me.

- No problem. Shall we go straight there?

- Sure.

- It's not far, it's just up the hill.

- I'm not great with small spaces.

- Neither am l. I can't stand them.

But that will be the least of your worries

when you get down there.

- What were they doing here?

- Trying to have a good time.

They had plenty of booze,

they'd wired up some party lights.

The prime suspect

has been released without charge.

The police have yet to make

any formal statement...

..and it is understood that investigations

are proceeding satisfactorily.

The families have requested

that the press res...

God.

You can't go!

The trip doesn't get back for two days!

- Mate, you said you'd do this.

- F*** the trip.

OK, yeah, f*** things up for the rest of us.

- Do something! Get him to stay!

- I don't know what to do!

- I won't tell anyone, OK?

- Please don't go. You'll ruin everything.

Look, I'm not gonna stay down here and

listen to you f*** each other's brains out.

I'm trying.

- I'm leaving too!

- Not you as well

I'm not playing gooseberry.

I'm not staying down here.

Are you going straight home?

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