Even Lambs Have Teeth Page #2

So let me get this straight.

You're working at

an organic farm for a month

so you can go shopping

in New York City for a weekend?

That's right.

Sounds cool.

We also want to hit up Brooklyn.

You know, check out some places

where they film scenes

from 'Girls'.

You guys have HBO?

No, ma'am.

Oh! He called you 'ma'am'.

What are your names?

I'm Heather and this is Ripley.

Well, it's damn nice

to meet you, Heather and Ripley.

I'm Jed, and this here's

my brother, Lucas.

You know, you don't have to

wait for the bus.

We could drive you

up to the farm.

Oh, I don't...

The bus goes right there.

Well...

It's no problem.

Thanks, though.

-Sloane!

-Come on!

-I don't think it's a good idea.

-He called you 'ma'am'.

Besides, look at that ass.

-Which one?

-Right?

Fine.

Yes!

It's called Eco Field

Organic Farm.

It's supposed to be

off Hawkins Pickle Road.

-That's right.

-We just passed it.

Are we gonna turn around

somewhere or...

You'll see.

Where are we?

-Home sweet home.

-This is our family's place.

-Shouldn't we get going?

-I'm sure they're expecting us.

All the farmers

come up here for supplies.

A few of them

walk down the hill.

Oh.

I just thought I'd get you

acquainted with the area.

Now you know the way.

-Now we know the way.

-Hm.

Don't leave 'em just

standing out there, you idiots.

Bring 'em on in!

You're freakin'

these poor girls out.

I've just taken a pie

out of the oven.

Kettle's on the boil.

-Oh, that's not necessary.

-Nonsense.

We'll have a quick cup of tea

and then walk you to the farm.

That way you know

your way back here.

Once you taste my pie, you'll

be glad you know the way back.

Oh, that's just Edgar.

He's harmless, honey.

A little afternoon pick-me-up.

Have a seat.

The pie smells great.

It's a blue ribbon winner.

Ain't nothing like it anywhere

outside of Tendale, Washington.

You want some whipped cream

with that?

Whipped cream would be awesome.

Oh.

Tell him we met some boys.

Thanks!

Thank you.

Mm!

This pie is great.

Thank you.

It's my grandma's recipe.

We've been drugged.

-What?

-Drugged!

You'd better get 'em before

they make it to the highway.

Hello?

Hello?!

HELLO!

-What the f***!

-I don't know!

-Oh, my God!

-We're gonna get out of here.

They're gonna kill us!

Katie, look at me.

We're gonna get out of here.

Say it. SAY IT!

We're gonna get out of here.

-Promise me.

-I promise.

Oh!

Somebody please help us!

Help! Help us! Please!

Help!

Help! We're stuck up here in

the middle of f***ing nowhere!

No-one can hear you

bang and scream.

There ain't a soul around here

for miles in every direction.

Let us go.

My advice?

Sh*t is gonna happen.

If you wanna keep all your

teeth, just go with it.

-It's easier.

-What are you talking about?

Let me show you our amenities.

What we have here

are outdoor showers,

some clothing.

What?

And that there

is a fine mattress.

It isn't exactly one of them

f***ing bowling-ball mattresses,

but it'll do just fine.

-What are you gonna do with us?

-Ripley.

-What? No.

-We've got a tap

for fresh well water

and a small generator

around back that provides power

for the lamps and anything else.

-You have to let us go!

-That there's the toilet.

We'll take care of that

as required.

We are, after all,

not savages.

We're gonna get along just fine.

Well, let's get a look at you.

What'd I tell you about

this sh*t?

I'm sorry.

You picked them up

in the blue truck?

What'd I tell you about taking

the truck without asking?

I'm sorry.

Go get the other one.

Ladies, I apologise.

It's my job to make sure

that you stay healthy.

Looks like somebody

named Jason...

...is trying to text you

to see if you're OK.

He's my uncle.

Well, I'll text,

"Everything's good.

"We're having fun."

But these boys seem to think

your name is Ripley,

and this phone belongs

to somebody named Katie.

She's Ripley.

Why don't we let her answer?

I don't think I need to tell you

that... something terrible...

...is gonna happen

if you lie to me.

It's Katie.

You know, because

you told me the truth,

I'm not even gonna hurt

your friend for lying to me.

This time.

You typed 'apple'

in your last text.

I'm guessing that's the...

What is that?

Is that a safety word?

You have to text 'apple'

so he knows that it's from you?

It's a safety word. Apple.

Yeah.

Very good.

Now we're all getting along.

It's a long ride...

In the sunlight

Take control and command...

So the showers are

heated by the sun.

You just open that up there.

I'll be down in 10 minutes.

-Mother needs your help.

-10 minutes!

You got five.

What the f***!

-What's going on here?

-Oh, my God.

No! Help us! Please!

A**holes kidnapped us!

Please help us.

They have a gun!

Is this true?

I'm afraid it is, sir.

Please.

What's happening?

What's going on?

I couldn't keep a straight face.

Ah. Oh.

I, I can't decide.

Take 'em both.

OLDER Jesus, Jed.

I'm too old for that.

No, I'll, uhh... take 'em

one at a time.

I'll see you girls

in about half an hour.

F*** you!

You fellas got

anything to eat around here?

Yep.

Please don't do this.

Please. Help us. Please.

We can get you money.

Yes. Anything.

Do you guys have any allergies

or anything?

We're allergic to being

kidnapped and tortured

by 'Deliverance' fucktards

like your family!

Do you have any nut allergies?

No! Please! Stop!

Katie!

Katie?

Katie.

They're gone.

Have you seen my phone?

Yeah. I have.

I keep thinking about those

girls out there on their own.

They're fine.

She said she'd text

when she got there.

She did.

-Well, I never got it.

-She said they're fine.

Huh.

-What?

-You're right.

I did get a text from Katie

saying everything's fine.

Great. Can you help?

My parents will be here

in 10 minutes.

I asked her to use

a different code word every day.

Jesus.

She used the same code word

from yesterday,

the exact thing

I asked her not to do.

Well, Jason, this is real life,

not 'Alias'.

She was probably just confused.

Look alive, ladies.

It's gonna be a busy day.

Oh...

I think blue's

my favourite colour today.

Yeah, I really do.

It's OK.

No! No, leave her alone!

Leave her alone! Stop! No!

You know I love you, right?

Why did you make me do that?

Look, I love you!

Why did you make me do that?

You're too beautiful. It's...

It's too much.

You're too beautiful.

You're just too much.

You're too beautiful.

Oh, God.

Oh, please.

No, I'm just hoping

you can double-check.

-No, they...

-What the f***, Jason?

Just a sec. Are you sure

they didn't show up there?

This other farm,

you think they might have

shown up there by mistake?

That'd be great. Thank you.

I'll be at this number. Thanks.

Are you coming or what?

-They never showed up.

-I'm sure they're fine.

-They're not 10 years old.

-I gotta go up there.

I'll explain everything

to your parents.

The last girls

tried to escape too.

If these hoods come off

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