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Perfect. Closed solid.
More solid than any...
My hand is caught
in the chastity belt.
I always keep my hand
in the cookie jars.
The King,
what shallst we do?
The King?
Yes. Quickly,
comest into the dress immediately.
My Queen!
Where is my Queen?
Very casual,
as though nothing had happened.
Oh my Queen! A noise,
dreadful pounding did awaken me...
making my mood most foul.
My Lord,
you did startle me.
Hi Milord. Be a good King, wouldst thou,
and bring me a drink of water.
The fool haveth mean his jest most graceful
details in thine absence.
Haha Milord, tickling
the royal funny bones, so to speak.
Ay, because you see 'tis most lonely
when thou nappest.
Ay Milord,
for me too.
I still...
don't think he is funny.
I got some new ones
for you, Milord:
what's black and white, black and white,
black and white?
A nun falling down for the stairs.
Come,
give me a kiss.
- Course Milord, stick out your tongue.
- Not you!
- I'm leaving.
- I will accompany thee to the door.
At last.
At last we are alone.
Ay, my Lord.
My Lord, I would...
The key.
Where is it?
Ah, here it is.
You tickle me.
Hi, Milord.
Remember you said that if was ever in town
I should look up your wife?
I don't know what
everybody's so upset for.
Just clean up my neck a little,
leave the top full.
Give me a good "ah".
In this side of my arm,
mostly at night.
I don't notice the impression in daytime,
I don't want to hurt you
but how far can you raise it?
Mr. Milos
would you come with me, please?
Come in, Mr. Milos.
sit down right over here.
I just want to get
some history first.
- Your name is...
- Stavros Milos.
- And your address?
- Armenia.
Armenia?
- I am from Armenia.
- I'm visiting my brother.
- I see.
- Occupation?
- Shepherd.
- A shepherd?
- My whole family.
Except for my brother over here,
who is a rug salesman.
Have you had
any major illnesses?
None. Good.
So now,
what seems to be the trouble?
I'm in love with a sheep.
I beg your pardon?
I am in love with a sheep.
Ah... I see.
See, doctor. Up there in the mountains
where I tend my flocks...
it's so beautiful
under the starred skies...
and I am alone.
And sometimes I get so lonely.
And the hours pass,
and soon I desire a woman.
But doctor, there are no women.
I'm not married and...
Well, one night,
last summer...
My body needed to be satisfied.
- And... I saw her
- Who?
- Daisy.
- Sheep?
I took Daisy off
to a little cove...
and there, under the Armenian sky,
we had sexual intercourse.
- With the sheep?
- Naturally.
Oh God!
It was the greatest lay
I ever had.
Mr. Milos, forgive me...
if I seemed all shocked.
I'm sorry.
Doctor, Mrs. Goldblatt is on the phone
about her rupture.
Later, later.
Mr. Milos...
Of course I'm happy
for the two of you...
but I do have
other patients.
specific way
that I could help you...
Doctor, please.
One minute.
See, the point is...
That's why I'm here.
Because she's fallen out of love with me.
How can you tell that?
Oh, little things.
She is cold, indifferent.
Speak to her.
She'll listen to you.
Mr. Milos...
you are...
crazy.
I brought her all the day
from Armenia.
My brother says you are a great doctor.
You saved his life once.
You need a psychiatrist.
I am a medical doctor.
Speak to her, please.
I can't talk to a sheep.
Are you nuts?
She's outside,
in my brother's truck.
Would you get out of my office,
please?
I'm an MD!
I'm not a veterinarian!
I'll bring her in.
Don't bring any sheep in this office!
My mother just got finished paying for it!
Doctor, I am a simple man.
I'm no great man of wisdom.
- My brother says you are a great man.
- I'm not.
I'm just an ordinary GP,
that's all I am.
- I'll get her.
- No, Mr. Milos, what you don't understand.
It's not normal...
to experience mature love
for anything with four legs!
Wait till you meet her.
I can't believe that.
- I can't.
- This prescription isn't working.
I'm sorry, I can't.
Would you sit down?
Would you sit down, Mrs...?
I can't, I'll talk...
Dr. Ross, this is Daisy.
Ah. Good.
Why don't you take her
right into my office.
You'll have to excuse me.
The sheep has...
strip throat.
Mr. Milos, I'm gonna have
to call the police.
Can we talk for a minute?
Mr. Milos, don't put that sheep on my desk, please.
You shouldn't do that.
- Isn't Daisy beautiful?
- Yes, she is beautiful.
Mr. Milos,
you are a very nice man.
I don't want to see
you get down to trouble.
what I don't think
you understand is that...
you have...
a psychiatric problem.
You really need to see a...
someone in
the psychiatry field.
I'm a medical doctor.
I know you didn't mean any harm...
bringing the sheep in here, but...
I have patients, you know?
Kidney problems and...
heart problems, and...
seeing a sheep just like that...
Hello, Daisy.
She is...
wonderful!
I'm doctor Ross.
Doug Ross.
I'd like to see
the two of you again...
but right now, you know
Oh I knew you could help.
Thank you, doctor.
As a matter of fact...
maybe, you know...
Anything.
Anything.
- Darling, what's the matter?
- Nothing.
I'm just a little tired,
that's all.
Why don't you turn in early.
What're you doing?
Well, just nothing.
You're not doing just nothing.
You are fondling your landswool sweater.
I was not fondling
my landswool sweater.
What would I do
something like that for?
Well, God knows!
Doctor...
Mr. Milos brought in his sheep.
She's here?
Alright,
show her in.
Thank you.
You can go.
Hi...
darling.
I know this must all seem
very strange to you.
You're from the hills of Armenia,
and me from Jackson Heights.
And yet...
if we gave it a chance.
A room, please.
Thank you very much.
Wait a second.
Here you are.
Do you want the "Do Not Disturb" sign
on the door?
No, that's alright.
Ah alright, yes.
Thank you very much.
Room service?
This is Dr. Ross in room 525.
I would like to have
some chilled white Burgundy...
a little caviar,
and some grass.
Oh,
That's 525.
Thank you.
Little Daisy.
Let's be gentle.
I'm... I can't.
I'm exhausted.
Boy...
that was really something.
I never thought
it could be like this.
Never in my wildest imagination.
You're really something special.
I love our L-shaped room.
I'll never forget these afternoons
we have together.
I don't think I'd ever known
such peace and happiness in my life.
I hope you feel the same way.
Sorry, I'm sorry honey.
I was out when you phoned.
Emergency house call.
Mmmh you smell good.
Darling...
is it my imagination,
or do you always smell from lamb chops?
What do you mean, lamb chops?
What kind of silly thing is that
to say about lamb chops?
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