Everybody Wants Some Page #12

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even if it looks futile to others.

Yeah, that's true.

I mean, yeah,

it's ridiculous to roll a boulder

up a mountain over

and over and over again,

but so is everything else in life.

When you really think

about it, especially a game.

Things only mean as much

as the meaningfulness

that we allow them to have.

That's where I tie it in to baseball.

Just accepting whatever

comes my way, you know?

Good, bad, doesn't matter.

What matters is just getting

in that groove

where the whole world kinda goes away,

and I'm just doing what

I'm supposed to be doing.

I feel the same way about performing.

It's putting yourself

out there in art, in life,

just participating.

Yeah.

Having the guts to look f***ing stupid.

It's kind of beautiful, isn't it?

What?

That we get to feel passion in this world,

you know, about anything.

And I like you.

I like you, too.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

A little bit.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- You up?

- Yeah.

- I'm up.

- Yeah.

- My cupcake. Come on.

- I can't.

Come on.

What class do you have first up?

History. You?

English.

- I think I'm here.

- Here?

Yeah. Where's your English class?

It's over in Jones.

- All rightie.

- Okay.

So, I'll talk to you soon?

Yup.

Bye. Call me later?

I will.

- Bye.

- Bye.

Bye.

Jake! Jake!

- Jake! Jake! Jake!

- Jake! Jake! Jake!

Ah...

Mi amigos de fuckwithery!

How can I amuse you this morning?

That was adorable. Just the whole like...

I think I got a tear in my eye, Jakie.

Oh, my goodness.

Ah, we noticed that you never

made it home last night.

Hmm?

- Are we to suppose...

- Oh, we're supposing.

Look, it's cool, guys.

All right. We had a nice time.

- Oh, "a nice time"?

- Oh, man, I know...

I like her.

- He likes her.

- He likes her.

You like her! Oh, God, Jake!

Oh...

Don't you guys have class or something?

You know what, I do have class.

But I go to class when I say I go to class.

You go to class.

I want a full report on my desk

by the end of the day.

Bibliography! Annotated! Highlighted!

Jake!

Cho!

It sounds like you rocked it last night.

How'd you do?

Not bad.

Ended up with that tall chick

in the leather, you know,

- Debra Kadabra?

- Yeah?

Yeah, she's a senior.

Yeah!

You know, she's not, like,

actually a dominatrix.

I didn't get beat up or anything.

- Oh, cool.

- That was just a costume.

Yeah, we had ourselves a good ol' time.

Nice, man.

Who's this f***?

I, uh, think that's our professor.

- This guy?

- Yeah.

- No sh*t.

- Mmm-hmm.

You know what, man, I got outta there

about 6:
00 in the morning.

Sh*t, if I wasn't still drunk,

I think I'd be f***ing dead.

Yeah, me, too, man.

It's gonna be a long f***ing day.

Yeah, but a good year.

I can tell, man.

Sh*t.

Welcome to college, motherfuckers.

I'm Rope a Dope

A proud Cherokee

I stay busy chopping girls' cherry trees

I'll show you my buns if the booze is free

Hands on the wheel

and fondue my cheese

Hey, ladies

please pass me another

I'm not a rubber lover glover

I don't need no love buffer

I'ma do like Pete Ward

and go undercover

Make a sister leave a brother

We goin' make a little trouble

You're the new guy?

Dale Douglas!

Flier than a Cutlass Supreme

Southeast Texas Cherokees

We the team

Finn, me, and Coma

We got Mac in between

Number one position players

Make these girls wanna scream

Wakin ' up in a dream

Lucid so sweet

We make you toothless

To put it plain and simple

We the cream of the crop

Cherokees are never leavin '

the top... Douglas

My name is Willoughby

I know the master plan

I got the sun and the stars

In the palm of my hand

Carl Sagan knows

the universe is eternal

I'm gonna burn this down

till my brain's a kernel

Dr. Finnegan, so epicurean

Indulge in the BMOC

There's only one thing bigger than my IQ

And it stops around my knee

Let me drop a Finnegism

and make a Finnegasm

Expand the universe

Make it shudder and spasm

'Cause when you party like a savage

Speak like a poet

You cha-chao

before you even know it

Hey, guys

The name's Alex Brumley

I'm gonna break it to you fresh

All the guys around here punch me

'Cause they know that I'm the best

It's my first days of college

I'm just trying to fit in

So won't you come with me

and please be my friend?

- Please?

- Brumley, shut the f*** up!

Now, I'm Nesbit

No shame with no game

I'm throwing money down

the drain like no thing

The best in a-gambling

Nesbit's a-rambling

Submarine pitch

And the Mac can't handle it

Cherokee chow

Coo-coo-capow in Texas

With the cactus and cows

Amityville? More like Amity-vile

Sick to the bone

but we come with style

So they call me Coma

Told the girl "hop on"

Throwing cheers to my boys

'Cause I'm a superstitious fella

Known to get a little drunk

But I'm here to make some noise

Master plan for a higher man

Do it all wrong

Don't f*** it up to make it all right

Drink my cup

Schlong as long as the Nile's bong

Hit it, b*tch, I'm 95 strong

I'm the raw dog Rawest of raw

Four screwdrivers

One fat straw, baby!

My name's Tyrone

but they call me Plum

I call the whole game

but they call me dumb

Beer for breakfast

My Cap'n Crunch

Spread your girl's legs

and then I have lunch

Well, hey, oh, hey

This will make your day

Boy, they call me Billy A

I like to chew and a-spit

And throw a ball a little bit

Boy, you better stay out of my way

Enough with that, Jake here

Just a chill dude

I'll sweep you off your feet

No need to be crude

If I sense any question

I'll put you to the test

If it's a crime to be sexy

then you're under arrest

- You talkin' to me?

- No, can't you see?

Well, who you talking to?

Uh, dude, not you

Well, okay, dude, you kinda rude

I ain 't really a fan of that attitude

As I was saying before Billy interrupted

We just having good times, baby

Nothing too corrupted

If you need a little insight on who I am

Let me break it down for you

right now with my jam

Unlike Finn I don't drop to the knee

'Cause I got a bigger secret

I drop to my feet

I'm the kinda guy

that'll meet you after class

Take pride in my pitching

Like Rope and his ass

Now, come over here

with those luscious thighs

I'll make you feel loved

while Willy's getting high

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