Everyone Says I Love You Page #10

It's later than you think.

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Le grand Capitaine Spaulding #

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chagrine Le capitaine est la #

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# De I'Afrique I'explorateur #

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- [Thud]

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# Vive le Capitaine Spaulding #

# De I'Afrique I'explorateur #

# 'Qui m'a traite de "shnorrer" #

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# II a son nom au pantheon #

# Et toujours on criera #

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[Audience Applauding]

- ## [Orchestra] - Do you remember

our first Christmas Eve in Paris,

the month before we got married?

I do, because that was...

that was when I knew that someday I

would absolutely have to live here.

Mmm. I remember it

like it was yesterday.

I don't wanna panic you.

That was decades ago.

- I mean, decades, not, not...

- I know, I know. It was decades ago.

Do you remember that

cafe we used to go to?

Cafe Therese, or whatever,

with the cats? Do you remember?

- Now I'm gonna tell you the truth.

- Yeah.

I hated that cat. I

mean, I-I-I hated...

Well, maybe that's why you were

scratching yourself all night.

Was I scratching myself all night?

Is that what you noticed about me?

I certainly... I certainly did.

Well, I hated that cat.

I couldn't stand it.

But now that cafe is right around

the corner from where I live.

- You're joking. - Why would

I joke about something like that?

- You wanna go have a drink there?

- No.

- Why not?

- Because we're drinking here.

Well, yeah, but... We can take our

mustaches off. Nobody's gonna know.

- What, are you having a nostalgic,

a sudden... - Yeah, I'm having a thing.

Sue me. I just thought

it would be kind of fun.

- No, we can't sneak out... - Come on,

we'll take our mustaches off. No problem.

- That I'd like to do.

- Wouldn't you? Me too.

I never thought I'd hear you

say, "Take my mustache off."

Please. [Laughing]

Anyway, we'll go. I-I'm

a little... I feel good.

I've had three glasses of

champagne. I feel fabulous.

- Let's go see this place. - Yeah,

but y-you really wanna sneak out?

I do. It's not... We snuck

out before. Do you remember?

Remember that party with the

Hamilton-Wainwrights? It was so boring.

Oh, yes. Yes.

- I remember because we snuck out

through the toilet window. - Right!

The guy was singing "Climb Every

Mountain," and we couldn't bear it.

You knocked over the punch

bowl, if I remember correctly.

Yes, but you were the one who let out

the piercing shriek that got us caught.

Oh, and do you remember how

we made love? You know...

- Ooh. Oh, I dropped...

- You dropped your cigar.

I know. Give me my cigar.

I dropped the cigar and...

- You're so drunk.

- [Giggling]

I remember us making love, I, uh...

- Candlelight. - I remember

the candles; I remember the hotel.

I just don't remember you, unless

you were the one who was under me.

- Oh, now you're in character.

- I don't know where I am.

- I'm... I'm lost.

- Come on, let's go.

No, it's cold out there.

Our coats are in the car.

Forget it. It's a warm night.

Come on. Pretend you're young.

- Well, I could for you.

- [Giggling]

You're better off without her.

How do you know? You never met her.

I know you.

Yeah. So? What does that mean?

A good psychiatrist

that listened to you...

would think that every time I get

involved with a woman, you get jealous.

- [Giggles]

- What are you laughing?

"Jealous." Joe, I just wish you'd pick

somebody that could make you happy.

- Like who?

- I made you happy.

- Yeah... I didn't say you didn't.

- I made you very happy.

- Hey... - When we weren't,

you know, at each other's throats.

- Does this ring a bell? This is

why I took you here. - [Gasps]

- Does this mean anything to you?

- Is this... Is this where we...

This is it, yes. That's why

I dragged you all over town.

Oh! Ohh! Oh, my God!

- You remember this?

- This is where we stayed up all night.

I know. I held you in my

arms 'til the light came up.

- Do you remember that? Do you

remember that song? - Yeah, I do.

'Cause I still sing that song.

I first heard it from you.

That was the first time. Remember?

# I'm thru with love #

# I'll never fall again #

# Said adieu to love #

# Don't ever call again #

# For I must have you #

# Or no one #

# And so I'm thru with love #

# I've locked my heart #

# I'll keep my feelings there #

# I have stocked my heart #

# With icy frigid air #

# And I mean to care #

# For no one #

# Because I'm thru with love #

# Why did you lead me

to think you could care #

# You didn't need me

for you had your share #

# Of friends around you

to hound you and swear #

# With deep emotion #

# Devotion to you #

# Good-bye to spring #

# And all it meant to me #

# It can never bring #

# The things that used to be #

# For I must have you #

# Or no one #

# And so I'm thru #

# With love ##

You know, over the years I often

wondered what would have happened...

had we stayed together.

That's something we're never gonna know.

We've managed to produce...

a fabulous daughter, though.

- I mean, she is

unbelievable. - Mm-hmm.

She's got your looks, fortunately,

and my... my magic personality.

- Yeah, she is wonderful.

- She's great.

And-And you've been very happy with

Bob, so that's been a good thing.

- Oh, he's wonderful.

- I think he's great.

I don't think you could've done

better. I think he's a fabulous guy.

Of course there have been

a few times, you will admit,

that, uh, you did call

me in dire emergency...

and I had to come by and bail you out.

- I know you did.

- Two major fights with Bob, I remember,

and one disgusting lump that

turned out to be completely benign,

though you were panicked beyond belief.

- You were there for me.

That's the main thing. - And you for me.

And I appreciate it.

I think, actually, that

we-we've been better friends...

than, than, than husband and wife.

Yeah, probably we have.

But, you know, nobody made

me laugh the way you did, Joe.

I love Bob with all my

heart. It isn't that.

It's just that you could always,

you know, you could push that button.

- Why is that so important?

- I don't know.

I don't know. Maybe we're crazy.

[Giggling]

[Sighs]

So, did that girl that dumped

you today, did she make you laugh?

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