Everyone Says I Love You Page #2

We... We know a lot of people.

- Can't we find somebody?

- I've been trying since we got divorced...

to find the right woman for him,

somebody to match up with his personality.

But I'm beginning...

Honey, bring another glass.

I'm beginning to wonder if the world

population of women isn't too limited.

- Thank you.

- Well, I mean...

- You've had really bad luck. - No, he hasn't.

He's had an unerring sense of poor choice.

And the question is, does he want to spend

his golden years with somebody or not?

- What, are you into

my golden years suddenly? - Yes.

- You have to think about those things.

- Men age differently than women.

- Two more years, I'm gonna look

like your son. - Oh, that was so mean.

- [Laughing]

- Don't you laugh.

Don't talk about my golden years.

She's got me in a home already.

What about Madeline?

After me.

Madeline was won... Madeline was

an archaeologist. She was fabulous.

Madeline was a nymphomaniac.

Yeah, okay, she had

a little problem with fidelity.

- I didn't happen to see it. But she was

a brilliant woman. - What about Carol?

Remember Carol what's-her-name?

- Carol was a poet, and a member of MENSA.

- She was a heroin addict.

She was also a heroin addict,

but I thought it was insulin.

- You know what the problem is? Listen.

- This is the problem.

- He's still in love with you.

I've always said this. - Oh, honey.

Who can blame him?

Of course he is.

- Ah, come here. Come here, my two men.

- That's the problem.

Two men.

I'm pining after Giselle.

We're gonna get somebody

who's nearly normal.

I don't know if we're gonna get

somebody. This is the problem.

- Hey.

- [D.J.] Hey.

Hey. What's all the secrecy about?

Why Harry Winstons?

Listen... I want you to help me pick out

an engagement ring for Skylar.

- Congratulations.

- Thanks.

[Salesman] So, you're looking

for an engagement ring?

We're getting married.

Uh, I'm getting married.

Not to her.

Now, what size did you have in mind?

- What size?

- Uh-huh.

Oh, um... Well, she's not huge.

I mean, she's not bony either.

She's got flesh.

Something simple, but elegant?

- That's it.

- Simple, but elegant. Exactly. [Whispering]

- Like this one. - Oh, my God,

that's beautiful. That is beautiful.

- Look at that. - That's the mos

beautiful thing I ever saw. Hello.

So, what is that gonna cost me?

I like it.

- Fifty-five thousand.

- Fifty-five thousand dollars, you say?

Uh, well, let me take

this off then because...

I don't think that...

Actually, as I look at it, it's really...

To Skylar's taste, it's kind of...

tacky. She's not a mafia bride.

- Will you help me out?

- Here's a lovely one.

- That is... That is pretty.

- Pretty simple.

[Clears Throat]

Well, I don't...

What is that gonna cost me?

About fifteen-hundred, 2,000?

- Eight thousand.

- Eight thousand dollars.

- Um...

- It's more in the ball park.

- It's in the range.

- It's the right neighborhood.

- Not my neighborhood, but... [Exhales]

- But it's a better neighborhood.

What the hell. Right? 'Cause

we're getting married. Let's do it.

- It's pretty.

- I think it's an absolutely exquisite ring.

# My baby don't care for rings #

# Or other expensive things #

# My baby just cares for me #

# My baby don't go

for big Rolls-Royces #

# There's sometimes a doubt

about her choices #

# My baby don't care to own #

# Some 14-karat stone #

# She's sensible as can be #

# My baby don't care who knows it #

# My baby just cares for me #

# He's so happy since the day #

# He fell in love in a great big way #

# And the big surprise

is someone loves him too #

# It's difficult for us to see #

# Just what she could

possibly see in he #

# But it simply goes to prove

what love can do #

# His baby don't care for shows #

# His baby don't care for clothes #

# My baby just cares for me #

# Nobody else will do #

# His baby don't care

for furs and laces #

# His baby don't care for going

to the races or high-tone places #

- # My baby's not much for sports #

- # Gets out of sorts #

- # Like runnin' 'round tennis courts #

- # No, no #

# I must say

I'm glad that she #

# He's glad to say that she #

# Has made such a fine selection #

# My baby just cares for me #

# My baby just cares for me #

# His baby just cares for #

# My baby just cares for me #

# His baby just

His baby just #

# My baby just cares for me ##

Mrs. Holden Spence.

Skylar Spence!

I love the sound of that.

- He's taking her to Le Cirque for

dinner tonight. - Le Cirque? No kidding.

- He's gonna propose.

- I don't wanna blow my own horn here,

- but I'm the one who introduced them.

- We've heard it.

I did!

He came to work at our law firm...

The first day he was there,

I said, " This kid is great!

His feet are on the ground.

He's perfect for her."

Frieda, the pasta has no sauce.

It's Bavarian pasta! It doesn't need

any sauce! Italian pasta needs sauce.

- The Italians were weak!

- Okay, fine. Just gimme some pepper.

I cannot understand you!

Your solution to rampant crime

is let criminals go free?

- [Mother] No, Charles Ferry deserves

a parole. - What? What is this?

Are you kidding me? You want

somebody like this out on the streets?

"Armed robbery, assault, assault with

a deadly weapon, attempted escape."

- Scott, he was an abused child.

- [Dad] Have a little compassion.

He went to prison his whole entire life

because he had a horrible childhood,

which is something

you know nothing about.

- Then one mistake after the other.

- [Scott] One mistake?

Yes. It leads to bad crime, corrupt...

I don't wanna discuss this with you.

- I can't listen to any of this!

- I can't stand this.

- I need my wallet.

- Where are you going?

- Up to the Polo Grounds.

- No, no, no.

- Giants and Cardinals are having

a doubleheader. - Pop, you can't go out.

- If you wanna take a walk, you gotta

go with Frieda. - Good idea.

- But they're playing today. This is

Labor Day. - [Laura] It's June, Grandpa.

- It's June.

- The Polo Grounds closed years ago.

- Frieda, just take him for a short walk.

- Rained out?

- I'm not going with Frieda.

- All right, okay.

- I'm not going with her. I don't need

a German shepherd. - Take a nice walk.

- You know what the kids tell me?

- German shepherd. I feel so...

They think that Holden is gonna give

a little surprise to Skylar tonight.

If you keep gossiping about it,

there's gonna be no surprise.

- Honey, please...

- I'm going out.

- Have a nice time. - If Minnie calls,

tell her I went to the Polo Grounds.

[Laura] Minnie's been

dead for 20 years, Grandpa.

I'm not arguing that. I'm just saying

if she calls, I'll be home later.

You know,

21 is too young to get married,

but if this was anybody but Holden,

I'd be against it.

Well, there's no way I'm getting married

'til I'm 35 and I've lived,

...and then I'll probably move in with

a woman. - Why do you make these jokes?

- You like Holden, right?

- Yeah, yeah.

The problem isn't Holden, it's Skylar.

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