Everyone Says I Love You Page #3

She's a romantic twit.

- Yeah. Her problem with Holden is

he's not romantic. - So what?

- She's gonna marry him, right? - [Lane]

I hope so. I want her room when she does.

I'm serious. I don't see any reason

why he should not leap at this guy.

Skylar suffers from

"white knight" syndrome.

Ever since her hormones kicked in,

she's been waiting for

some charismatic figure...

to come and sweep her

off her feet.

So Holden is that young Lochinvar.

- He's that young schnook. - He's a

schnook, but he's a loveable schnook.

- He's wonderful, and you... - What an

embarrassment. I'm never bringing a guy home.

- You have to listen.

- In the first place...

# I'm a dreamer #

# Aren't we all #

# Just a dreamer #

# Aren't we all #

# In my dreams #

# Each night it seems #

# My sweetheart comes #

# To call #

# He's so charming #

# Strong and tall #

# It's alarming #

# How I fall #

# He's ideal #

# But then he isn't real #

# And I'm a fool #

# But aren't we all ##

- I've been thinking. Can I tell

you how I see us? - How?

[Chuckles]

Okay, well, we get married...

and we live near

my parents in Sharon.

Oh, I could never leave New York.

We leave my parents in Sharon.

We'd live in New York, of course.

It's just, at some point, we may want a

little more space if we have four kids.

I want two children.

Two kids is... Two is perfect!

Two is... Two is perfect for me.

Because four is really a lot.

[Clears Throat] And you'll be able

to stay at home with them and...

No, I'll be working.

I mean, when not working full-time.

Of course, you're gonna have

a career:
journalism.

- Architecture.

- [Sighs]

Architecture? Since when?

I don't know.

It's just some thoughts I've had.

Thoughts you...

You majored in journalism, but...

[Clears Throat] The point is...

The important thing is...

I think we agree with each other

on just about everything.

[Clears Throat]

Shall I bring the dessert, sir?

Oh, is... It's time for dessert.

Yes, it is.

Will you excuse me for one second?

I'll just attend to a small matter.

- It's ready just as you wished, Mr. Spence.

- You think it's gonna work?

- Here we are, sir.

- Oh, look at... That's... That's perfect.

- I'm glad you liked it.

- Now, let me show you my end of the deal.

- Whoo! That's a honey, huh?

- Oh-ho. Oh, yes.

Look at that.

It set me back just a little bit.

It's a brilliant idea, sir.

Very romantic.

- Yes, well, that's the kind of guy I am.

- Oh, I can see that.

- I'm just gonna lay that right down there.

- [Chuckling]

- Is that gonna knock her socks off?

I think so. - Yes, sir. Shall we?

- I'm relying on you, Umberto.

- Good luck, sir.

Is everything okay?

- All taken care of.

- Shall we order dessert?

- I took the liberty.

- You did?

I know you like a take-charge kind

of guy and I'm comin' through for you.

- It's not like you. [Gasps]

- Anything for you.

- Umberto, will you please do the honors?

- Parfait!

- Certainly, sir.

- Oh, mmm!

Oh, my God, it's delicious!

And peach, my favorite flavor.

- It's delicious.

- What are you doing? Stop it!

- What are you doing?

- Where's the rest of the dessert?

- What do you mean? - Where the whipped

cream and the cherry are.

- I ate it.

- You ate the ring?

- What ring?

- Honey, I bought you a diamond ring!

- You did?

- I went to Harry Winston's.

- Where is it?

- I put it in the parfait.

- Why?

- I thought it would be romantic!

You thought it would be romantic

to put a ring on ice cream?

- This was not my idea.

This was D.J.'s idea! - D.J.?

She said it would give it

dramatic flair. I don't believe this.

I ate a diamond ring?

I turn around for two seconds and

there's $8,000 going down your throat.

- I swallowed a... Oh, my God!

- Take it easy. Stay calm.

- How big was it?

- It was tasteful, believe me.

- It was a big rock.

- I swallowed a what? A karat?

- It was a karat and a half, easily.

- You'd like two carrots?

- I'm dying!

- You're not dying!

- Something wrong, sir? - She just swallowed

a little jewelry. It's all right.

- How could you?

- How could I?

- Most people look at their food before

they lunge into it. - [Choking]

- Let me check your mouth.

- [Gagging]

I don't think this is going

to present much of a problem.

It's lodged in an accessible place.

It's an absolutely beautiful ring!

A solitaire.

A classic. A brilliant choice.

Congratulations.

Oh, congratulations, girl.

It is beautiful.

Katie! Katie, look.

She got engaged.

- So, uh, what is it, about two karats?

- No, a karat and a half.

- White gold?

- No, it's solid platinum.

- Solid?

- Harry Winston's.

- What'd you pay?

- Eight thousand.

I can get this same ring for you

for six from my brother-in-law.

I am so happy for you!

He is a wonderful man.

Yeah. Am I gonna scar?

# Doctors look at X-rays

but they seldom grin #

# I am always on the outside

looking in #

# Maybe that is why

I see the funny side #

# When I see a fallen brother

take a bride #

# Weddings make

a lot of people sad #

# But if you're not the groom #

# You're not so bad #

# Another bride

Another groom #

# Another sunny honeymoon #

# Another season

Another reason #

# For makin' whoopee #

# A lot of shoes

A lot of rice #

# The groom is nervous

He answers twice #

# It's really killing

That he's so willing #

# To make whoopee #

# Picture a little love nest #

# Down where the roses cling #

# Picture the same sweet love nest #

# Think what a year can bring #

# He's washing dishes

and baby clothes #

# He's so ambitious

He even sews #

# But don't forget, folks

That's what you get, folks #

# For makin' whoopee #

# Just for makin' whoopee #

# He's washing dishes

and baby clothes #

# He's so ambitious

He even sews #

# But don't forget, folks #

# That's what you get, folks ##

[D.J. Narrating] Summer came and Lane and

Laura got jobs at the Metropolitan Museum...

and spent weekends

at the beach.

Mom put together a group

of artists and writers...

to petition for the parole

of Charles Ferry,

her new pet cause.

She even visited the prison and

was just appalled by the conditions.

What we need are open prisons.

Space. Space where the damaged

human spirit can heal.

I say give them an opportunity

to participate...

in decorating their own cells

with their own personal decorators.

And better cuisine.

European menus.

[D.J. Narrating] As for me, well, over the

years I was used to splitting summers up;

July with Mom in New York

and August with Dad in Europe.

Usually it was Paris,

but this time he took me to Venice.

Well, I think he still wanted to get

over memories of Giselle dumping him.

Well, all I can say is, if we're

gonna talk about romantic cities...

I mean, they've got

the most gorgeous guys there...

and they can't keep

their hands off you.

It's great. The whole first week

was just heaven for me.

I was just having a ball,

sailing around on gondolas.

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