Evil Things

Maya, hey Girl... alright. I'm going away

for a couple days. You behave. No peeing on the floor. Behave, alright. I'm coming. So you're gonna be

filming like the whole time? Definitely, I just

go this, yesterday. Yeah, how much was it? Get what? The City. Oh, the view,

it's really nice. Leo, what are you doing? Get back in the car! I'm fine. Leo, you're

gonna fall out. I would slow down,

but there are cars behind us, and I can't

slow down that much. I'll be fine, I

wanna get this. That's the first

thing we're buying at the store...coffee. Hey, birthday girl. Hey, how ya doing? Good, how are you? Good, I am just going

through Grand Central, and we are on our

way to get you so where are you

gonna be at? -No.

-Are you feeling better? Um, yeah, yeah. I think the

straight road is helping. Do you need anything or... We have water up here. Um, I'm ok. We have water or

coffee cake or something. No, um, I'm good. Coffee cake for

car sickness? I don't... It's getting

pretty snowy out guys. Yeah, it is. My days on the farm. I used to walk 20 miles

barefoot in the snow. Listen, she has

the window down, just take deep breaths. As soon as we can pull

over, let's just pull over. Alright, as soon as I

can pull over, sweetie, I promise I'm going

to pull over. This road is f***ing crazy. Oh, my God yeah. Look at

that over there. It's like... Look

at those icicles. Oh my god

that's awesome. Well can we... we can look at

the beautiful scenery later, if we could just... Well I'm going as

fast as I can Mark, ok? No, we don't have to go

fast, but let's just. But you know I

mean, I'm trying. Yeah, just do it. She's sick. I think it's ok,

I think it's ok. Please do, it's ok,

she'll be alright. Just put the hazards on. Just go all the way over. Alright, I'll go

all the way over. Ooh... Jeez, Oooh. Ok, we're ok. This is good. She's getting out. Alright, I'm putting

the hazards on. Is she, is she ok? -Leo!

-What? You really. It's not cool

to film her right now. Not right now. She's really

not feeling well. Tanya, do you

want some water?. We've got lots of

bottles of water right here. I think we should go get her

to like a bathroom maybe. Like some

medicine or something? You guys, I'll be,

I'm fine, it's just... Well, no you're not fine. No, it's, the air's good. The air's really good. I think that there's probably

a gas station or something. We can probably go

to a gas station. I'm gonna

get back on the road. Yeah, but where? Where are we? She doesn't look good. Well alright,

there has to be a gas station

or restaurant. I think I saw a

couple miles ago, that there's a

town coming up. Good. Sweetie we're getting you

there as soon as we can ok? No, it's fine. I'm fine. No, we're almost there. If you're not feeling

well, then you know... Don't worry... the

house will be there... Who's this a**hole? no matter what time

we get there. I don't know. Just someone passing us. Wow, nice move buddy. It's not dangerous outside

right now or anything. It's fine, okay. Oh, he's slowing down now. Smart move bud. Why'd you pass us buddy? You got really far. I know. Yeah, what is he doing? WHAT is he DOING? I don't know. Can you guys. Is it clear? Can you see

around him? Yeah, if you go now,

you're gonna have to go kind

of quickly. Ohhh. Oh my God! Alright, it's ok. Oh, be careful honey. I will, I will. Yeah, thanks. You jerk! Leo, don't film him. What's he doing? Leo, that's not

helping, I don't know. The roads are horrible. How dare he. Someone's got a teeny dick. What? That's why men do that. Why men do what? It's the teeny

dick thing. They have to make

up for it somehow so they be d*cks

on the road. Well, we are classy ladies and

we got through it classily. God! Alright, that

was kinda weird. That was weird. Some people

have issues right. Whatever. We're fine. But, like really,

road rage right now? Look at it outside. It's really awful, and I

don't know why people feel the need to do that. Yeah, that was

pretty bad, we skidded. I know, but

let's just be thankful nothing

worse happened. Where is this

town, there's nothing. There's is something. I, there, I remember there

was something up ahead, I think we're

gonna be fine. I hope not... It's alright. Here comes this

guy again. What? He's coming back? Is that the same guy? Here's this guy again. Oh, no. Ree-dic-u-lous! Miriam, just drive

really slowly please. I'm trying, but he's

getting really close guys. He's

beeping at us. What the hell

is your problem? What do you want me to do? What are you

trying to prove buddy? Guys, should I pull

over, what should I do? Just keep going,

just keep going! Just, yeah, just

pull over because... No, we can't pull over,

there's no where to pull over. No Mark, there's,

there's no where to go. Just don't pull over,

we'll just keep going. Oh my God! Leo, I don't think he

likes you filming him. You guys, I'm

feeling really sick. Oh my God! You guys, she

doesn't feel good. Well, what are we supposed

to, well we can't stop... I'm doing my best... No way, he's passing us,

hey he's passing us again... Just pass us already. Fine, go already. Who is this guy? NO way! Just go! You kidding me. Wow. Jerk off. We have to find

somewhere really soon. She doesn't feel good. This is not ok. There's nothing. Look ahead,

there's nothing ahead. I'm trying, then just

keep going and as soon as you see something

just pull over. I'm going. You guys, just get there. I'm trying. Just get as far away from

this a**hole as possible. He's gone. Where did, he's guh... He just sped up and went... Trying to mess up

someone else's day. Leo, maybe we should put

the camera away right now. Yeah, enough with the

camera Leo, seriously. I think, a break would be... No, it'll be good. You guys'll like it

and then, It'll... I don't think we're gonna

like a car chase.. You keep saying that

Leo, but it's not funny. Let's just turn the

camera off, please? Leo, please turn it off. Alright, I'll just

keep it pointed forward. Are you feeling

better in the front? Uh, yeah Leo...I'm great. Yeah, I really

feel like we must be coming up to

something soon. There's gotta be a

gas station somewhere. Oh wait, here she comes. Hey Tanya. Hey, you want some chips? I'm alright, thank you. You want some chips? Are you feeling better? Yeah, thanks...

how are you? Kinda cold. Kinda. Alright, so... You guys, how bout

some real food, anybody? Yeah! Yeah! Like a diner or something? Pringles are great but... Yeah, grilled

cheese sandwich! Grilled Cheese! You and that camera,

all vacation, really. It's gonna be worth it. Do you want some chips? Nah, I'm good. I got, who do I got? I got the crackers. Crackers. Guys? What? Who is that? That's the van. Is that? No it's not? No way! Let's just get in the car

and get something to eat ok? Are you

kidding me? We should go guys... Let's just go,

let's...c'mon. Lock the car. Alright, this is weird. This is really messed up. Is that the same guy? Maybe it's just like

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