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a hick, like a guy who lives around

here maybe? Like, married his sister or

something and skins animals. Yeah, but then what about

doing it before with driving in front and then

stopping and... Alright I think

we're ready to go. Maybe it's not

the same guy. Alright let's just go. OK, go. Alright, I'm

trying to go right now. AAAAHHHH!!! Oh my God!!! Jesus! You guys forgot

this in the bathroom. Thank you. Oh my God! Yeah, no problem. Alright, be safe. Sorry, thank you. Alright, OK, so

let's go, let's go. This is your phone Cassy? Sorry. Just, yeah, please. Is anyone coming

from that side guys? You're ok. I just want to get the

hell out of here ok? If he goes the other way,

if he goes the other way, we're fine, careful. He's not going

the other way. No, he was just coming

from the same direction Is he following us? That we were before and... He's gonna uh.... just

make a right up ahead. Yeah he's

friggin following us. Oh my God. Alright, I think

there's a turn up here... Does anybody have any

cell phone service, can you guys check? Nothing. No. Everyone's out? Are you kidding

me right now? No, just calm down ok, cuz

you're stressing me out. He's right behind us. I know he's right

behind us Leo, that's why you should

not stress out. He's kind of close too. You guys just relax, it's ok,

he's not gonna do anything. His headlights scare

the crap out of me. If he was gonna do

anything, he would have done

something by now. Alright.... -This guy is just a spook.

-I'm taking this right. He's taking a right. He can see my blinker, of

course he's taking a right, cuz he sees that

I'm taking a right. Alright, guys,

chill out, chill out. It's ok, just breathe,

just make a right up here. Yeah, I'm breathing, ok. Is he turning? -He's passing...

-He passed us. See, you guys, come on... Did you see that? It wasn't the same guy. How do you know it

wasn't the same guy? It was just someone in a van

who has a van very similar to the one we

saw previously. And he wanted to turn

right, but just didn't? Alright, alright, so

let's just get to the diner. Yeah. He's gone. Alright, so how far is

it to er...the house? It's like

another 15 minutes. I just want to get there

and I want to lock the door and I want to

get in bed. Sounds good. Can we hit up a

diner first still? Yeah. I'm hungry. How bout a drink? Yeah, a drink would be

really great actually. I'll take a double. I think I will share that

with you... Oh will you? monsieur Mark. And I believe that

someone here is turning 21. Hmmm. Yeah. Uh oh. First drink's on me. Oh man. Thank you. My heart is like pounding. Is your heart pounding? My heart's pounding. Are you feeling better? That just

knocked it out of me. Yeah right. God! We're almost there. Wait, so what's in a Panini? Melted Cheese... Hi. Hi. Sorry about my friend

with the camera, shoving it in

everyone's face. C'mon. Everyone ready? Who's going first? I'll go. I pick you. Uh, ok. Can I get a

veggie burger... Sure. deluxe? What? It's a

perfectly delicious meal, and I don't understand

why you ridicule it. Broiled Cod? The cod ladies

and gentlemen. Can we not give a Mr.

close up to my fish? At a diner, broiled cod? You want to try some? That doesn't

sound good... She doesn't feel good,

why would you say that? Banana split for

the birthday girl? With nuts. And the sauce. And cherries. Just trying to help. Just trying to

be a good boy. And provide for my friends,

being the hunter gatherer that I am. We're the berry pickers. Are you gonna shoot

a deer this weekend? Yeah I am. OK, no no. Some nice Venison. I'm sorry we got

some vegetarians. Yeah, we can cook

it in the fireplace. We're gonna shoot

him right in the face. That would be a great idea. Guys, guys. Look out the window. That's not funny Miriam. I'm not trying to be funny. Look at the van. It's the same van. It's the same color. It's the same size. He's watching us. He's driving off. But this isn't

coincidence anymore. What is his problem? I mean like what... Even if we were, what would

we say if we called someone? This guy's following us,

but he doesn't talk to us? We can't call the police. We have nothing to say. This is ridiculous. We'll just pay

on our way out. Sh*t, guys...I

think he's right here. Sh*t! No he is not... Calm down. Just don't look at him. Hold on. Leo, DO NOT film him! Oh my god! Stop filming him. No, I wanna see

if I can see him. Mark, what are you doing? Wait, what are you doing? MARK! Mark, where are you going? Jesus, come back. Don't go outside. What is he doing? Is he out of his mind? Oh my god, Oh my god! What is he trying to prove? What is he...Is

he gonna go...? Mark, get away from there. What are you doing? Mark! I'm gonna kill him! No Cassy,

don't go outside. Cassy! Alright, let's go. We need to go. We need to go...NOW! I can't believe

you did that. Don't do that. Did he say anything to you? Mark, did...did he

say anything to you? Enough with the

camera, Leo! I'm sorry. Yeah, it's really not cool. You guys, I really

don't know where we are. You what? I don't know where we are, I

don't recognize any of this. Pull over. Right here? Yes, pull over

and give me the map. Ok, OK! There's just nothing. There's

nothing... Everywhere. Alright, we were on 209, and

then you turned onto...213. Alright, OK, go up the

road a little bit more. You're going to come

to an intersection, and then take a right. Then go up that

road a little bit. And then at the next

intersection take a left and we should be

almost there. Are you sure? Yeah. Alright. How far away is it

once we do that? Was I right? Are we almost there? Yeah, I think this is

the driveway right here. Are you sure? I'm sure this

is the driveway. -Oh...

-Sweet! I have to piss. I have to pee too. It's time to

drink some beer. [Cheering and laughter] Yes, we are, we deserve it. Especially after today. My bladder is thinking about

bursting in about 5 seconds. Yeah, do you

have to pee? You guys I think

we're almost here. Yeah, I do. Roll down the windows. I want to see. What if I tickle you? Why would you do that? You guys, shine

your flashlights, I want to see

the house. This is pretty in the

middle of nowhere. Oooh!!! Oh my god, wow! Cool. Are we stuck? Are you stuck? We get this far and

then you get stuck? Alright, Alright. We're parking the car here. Alright, no just put it

in reverse and then... We made it.

We made it. We're stuck! Let's just go home. Alright, we're going in. Let's just go. I just pee'd all

over Cassy. It's your fault. We're gone... Oh my god. How does your Aunt Gail

get up this driveway? I don't know. But check out

that house though. We get to spend the

whole weekend there. This is going to be

an awesome weekend. It's pretty big. Yeah. Let's get in there. It's kinda dark. Go, go, go go go. I have to urinate. Urinate? I have to make urine,

out of my special parts. Go, go, go, go. Alright let's do it. I'm calling the

flashlights. Miriam, I

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