Evilspeak Page #2

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- Well, find it.

The good Lord doesn't

want you out of uniform...

and neither do I.

- Good day, men.

- Good day, Sir.

Good day, Reverend.

( laughing )

Good of you to come.

Come inside.

And leave your books out here.

I'm disappointed in you, boy.

I could understand if you

didn't have what it takes,

but your record shows you

have an above average IQ,

and what concerns me

is your inability

to get along with the others.

I'd be remiss in my duty if I didn't

do all in my power to see to it that

you take every advantage

of what we have to offer here.

Now, I know you miss your folks,

but you have to accept the fact that

they're gone and make the best of it.

We have a mission at this academy,

and that mission is to turn out

young men for the military,

so from now on, I'm going

to keep a special eye on you.

I'm going to see to it

personally that you tow the line.

I'm going to make a good soldier out

of you or else know the reason why.

Now, what have you

got to say to that?

I'm a firm believer that

words alone are useless,

so I'm going to make sure

you remember our little chat

every time you sit down this week,

but don't worry,

you'll still be in there

against John Paul Jones Academy.

Take the position, boy.

( whipping )

Great job.

( sinister music )

( hog grunting )

( hogs grunting )

( escalating music )

Wait 'til he demonstrates

this in front of the class.

This will teach that

little queer a lesson.

I'm hungry.

Just hurry up

and finish it, please?

- Come on.

- Here comes Cooperdick.

- Come on.

- Let's go.

Come on.

Ew, that smell.

- Pig sh*t.

- Whew!

Gentlemen, I have your passes.

All those going to town,

report to the quadrangle

in five minutes.

Randerson, Baker, Caldwell...

( music )

Damn.

Damn.

Bastards took my book.

( music )

All right, what you guys

do with my book?

What book are you

talking about, Cooperdick?

You know what book

I'm talking about, Bubba.

I don't know nothing about no book.

Maybe you don't, but you

guys broke my catapult.

You're gonna pay for that.

( laughing )

( students ) One, two,

three, four, one, two,

three, four.

( chanting ) Your father was there

when you left your right.

Your father was there

when you left your right.

Your father was there

when you left your right.

Your sister was there

when you left your right.

Your preacher was there

when you left your right...

Yes, private,

what would you like?

You wouldn't happen to have seen

a book I might've left here?

No, I haven't.

It's really important to me.

Will that be all?

Yeah. Thanks.

Hey, you take one of my tools?

No.

Somebody took my crowbar.

Well, I'm sure it'll turn up.

I'll keep an eye out for it.

I have to go.

Study hall.

( instrumental music )

( bell ringing )

That was the bell, private.

Um, well just a few more minutes?

Others are scheduled.

Out.

( instrumental music )

( beeping )

By the dreadful day of judgment.

By the face of the divine majesty and

by the four beasts before the throne.

By the fire which

is about the throne,

I conjure and command thee,

oh prince of darkness,

in the name of him who spake,

and it was done.

Satan, Lucifer.

Coopersmith.

Appear forthwith and show yourself to me.

Coopersmith.

Gotta have the unholy water,

defiled host.

Shoot.

Gotta have it.

Coopersmith.

Coopersmith.

Yes, Sir.

I'm sorry, Sir.

Coopersmith, where in

God's name do you come from?

Well, I was right here, Sir.

No you weren't right there

because if you were right there,

I would've seen you.

Now, why isn't this place cleaned up?

It's a big job, Sir.

I know it's a big job, Coopersmith.

Look, it's getting late.

I think you should run along to the

mess hall and get something to eat

because they're just about

finished serving supper.

( beeping )

Come on with me.

How do you like your steak?

Whatever it is now is fine.

You don't look like you belong here.

You sure your mother and

father didn't send you here

just to get you out of the way?

My mom and dad were killed

in an automobile accident.

Should've told me sooner.

I would've given you an

extra lump of mashed potatoes.

That's better.

- Finished?

- Almost.

You want to see something?

Wow.

Doesn't look like this little

one's getting too much to eat.

Oh, aren't you gonna help it?

There's nothing I can do

that's gonna help him.

I tried everything.

Can I have him?

What are you gonna do with him?

Keep him.

Try to give him a chance.

Why don't you let

nature take its course.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

Maybe this pup is

better off not making it.

It's a tough world out there.

You gotta be able to kick and

scratch if you wanna survive.

I found that out right

after my parents died.

From what I can tell,

like these other pups,

it's the ones that can do

the most pushing and shoving

that get the biggest

piece of the pie.

I don't think he stands a

chance, but if you like him,

take him.

( instrumental music )

This is your new home, boy.

It's a little stuffy,

but it'll work out just fine.

You'll like it.

This looks pretty good right here.

It's pretty sturdy.

How you like it in there?

Feel all right?

Okay, well you gotta stay there.

I gotta go to work.

I'm gonna put this right here.

Now, yell if you need anything.

Stay here.

( whispering )

Consecrated host.

( sinister music )

Whew.

( dog crying )

By the four beasts

before the throne.

By the fire which

is about the throne,

appear forthwith and show thyself

to me in beastly or in human form.

Come peaceably,

visibly and without delay.

By the dreadful day of judgment,

by the face of the unholy majesty,

I conjure and command

thee prince of darkness.

Oh, Satan.

Oh, Lucifer

appear forthwith

and show thyself to me.

I, Stanley Coopersmith,

command you.

( groaning )

( door creaking )

( howling )

( door creaking closed )

( groaning )

( groaning )

( howling )

( screaming )

( laughing )

Holy Christ.

I think we went too

far this time, Bubba.

Oh, he'll be all right.

He's just cold cocked.

Jesus, did you see

the look on his face.

Wow.

He's really out cold.

I think he's coming to.

Let's get out of here before

Sarge catches us, okay?

F***, Sarge.

( laughing )

Far f***ing out.

It works.

( instrumental music )

( chatter )

Hey, Stanley.

Where you been?

More extra duty.

Got garbage detail next.

- Oh.

- You know?

We're all heading out to the field

to get things fixed up for the rally.

- I'll catch up with you later.

- All right.

Hey!

Don't you have to drill today?

Here.

Take this bag of bones for the pup.

Take it out of the arches.

Come on.

( instrumental music)

Oh.

Oh, how you doing, Freddy?

Got a little surprise for ya.

Yeah, from Jake's kitchen,

some Jake bones.

How 'bout that?

Just like he promised.

You like that, huh?

Well, I gotta get one thing,

and then I gotta go.

Enjoy.

Let's see.

( instrumental music )

Who in the hell is in here?

Huh?

Eh, that was probably just Sarge.

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