Evilspeak Page #4

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We were a team.

Well, if he's AWOL,

he'll be punished.

I want all of you guys down

at the chapel in ten minutes.

Out of here.

Let's go!

What message?

Arf, arf.

( laughing )

( mimicking dog barking )

( instrumental music )

( explosion )

( chanting )

Jake, have you seen Coopersmith?

I've been looking all over for him.

Hey, anything wrong?

Yeah, maybe.

( singing )

Coopersmith?

( sinister music )

Bubba, Bubba.

( chatter )

Get your hat.

Coopersmith?

Coopersmith?

Coopersmith?

Coopersmith?

Coopersmith?

( typing )

Coopersmith?

What the devil

do you think you're doing?

I'm putting you on report.

Oh my God!

(screaming )

Before you go out to play

the game of your lives,

little soldiers, I want to talk

to you about another game...

the game of life.

I know a lot of you soccer jocks

think it's okay to go out there

and try to pull one over on the

referee when he's not watching,

but I'm here to tell you

that nobody...

I mean nobody pulls anything

over on the head

referee in the big game.

That's what really is important.

( sinister music )

Satan.

Satan.

Satan.

( explosion )

Guys, each time you go

to the troth of sin with gluttony

and lust like pigs,

you're being coached by Satan,

and if you care to

check the standings,

he's got a losing record.

I command you,

prince of evil, heed my call.

Give life to the instruments

of my retribution.

( music )

Imbue these creatures

with your strength and force.

Let them avenge me,

and I will pledge my soul to you

and serve you for all eternity.

So when the big

score keeper, you know,

the guy up there...

when he adds up the ledger

between good and evil,

you better be on

the winning side of this

or just there will be hell to pay.

( screaming )

( explosion )

( screaming )

Coopersmith.

Coopersmith.

( screaming )

( hogs squealing )

( screaming )

( screaming )

( screaming )

( screaming )

( grunting )

Ahh...

( screaming )

( screaming )

( heartbeats )

( beeping )

( sinister music )

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