Exists

- You're gonna burn him. Be careful.

- Shut up.

Oh, my God...

Holy...

You girls are cruel.

Guys, quit. You're going...

seriously, just stop.

You're going to burn...

What was that?!

- Oh!

- Matt, stop.

- Wha...

- Matt, stop the car. You hit something.

- What?

Wait, let me

get my camera.

Something's burning.

The engine's burning.

F***ed up

the front end.

Everyone, chill.

Everyone, chill.

You gonna give the deer

mouth-to-mouth resuscitation?

Hit a f***ing deer

or something.

I mean, you good, man.

The car's still running.

- I'm good?!

- There's nothing leaking...

- 700 bucks! - Look, there's nothing

leaking at the bottom, bro.

You're straight.

It sounded fine.

- We can get there. Let's go.

- I know, but it's just...

That wasn't no deer, bro.

It's here.

- F***, what is that?

- Over there.

Look at the leaves.

Holy sh*t.

Guys, something's moving

out there.

Let's go!

Jesus.

- Okay, okay. We're coming. Chill.

Matt, maybe we

should just go home.

Babe, I've driven,

like, eight hours.

- I'm not just going to turn

around. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Really? Really?

My beard?

- Shut up, Brian.

- You shut up.

You burnt

my f***ing beard.

Yo, did anybody see

what that was?

- Maybe it was a bear.

- Wait, wait, wait.

- I got something. I don't

know if it was a f***ing bear.

It's probably a deer or

something. What is that?

Yo, what the f***

is that?

It looks like it's walking.

F***ing sh*t!

I think I missed the

road. What the hell?

There we go. This is it.

Riverfront.

Oh, that sh*t is overgrown.

- Is this for real it?

- Oh, my God.

Trust me, it's better

on the other side, guys.

Dude, I don't remember it

being this...

- Do you remember where we stop?

- No.

Bro, your uncle

has a cabin out here?

Yeah, dude.

- Um...

- What the f***, bro?

We're not getting past that.

- It's seriously just up here.

- We've got to walk from here.

What do you mean

you can't...

- What? Where do you want to go around?

- I don't know!

What are you

getting out for?

She's right. We have to walk from here.

- Are you serious?

- I'm not walking.

Black people

don't do this sh*t, man.

All right, guys. It's

just up here to the right.

Yo.

Anybody hear that?

Hear what?

I heard something, man.

There it is.

Is that it?

- Yeah.

Home, sweet home.

Seriously?

Trust me, guys. It looks a

lot better in the daylight.

- Oh, sh*t. Jesus.

- Watch out on the right.

There's a loose board.

Uh, whoa.

- Guess we didn't need to steal

the keys, huh? - Shut up.

Man.

Um, I mean, yeah, we just need to brush

off some of these leaves and stuff,

but, yeah, this is it.

Ew!

When's the last time

he was here?

Kind of looks like

somebody left in a hurry.

It's like a lovemaking

palace up in here.

Sweat stains on it.

Usually they got rose petals

and sh*t on the ground,

but we got leaves.

We got leaves. You can make

tons of magic up in here.

I mean, you just hop on,

you know?

Oh, baby!

All right, Brian.

- Yeah!

- So lame.

- Brian, quit it.

You're making it

all f***ing dusty.

F***ing job!

- What the hell was that?

- What was that?

Hello?

Hello?

Matt, hold on.

Matt. Wait up.

Don't go over there.

Seriously, there's

a f***ing pig in your cabin?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

- Oh, hell, no, man.

We'll get it out and we'll just...

- I'm not touching it!

It's your cabin. And I'm not

staying in this motherf***er.

It's a f***ing hog.

We're out in the woods.

- I'm not staying here.

- Me neither.

Come on, babe.

F*** that.

Matt.

What?

What is that?

You see anything?

No.

Just go to sleep.

It sounds like it's crying.

Close the window, dude.

- Do you hear that?

- Close the window.

Dude, you don't hear...

come on.

Oh, you're a dick.

Dude, do you think it was that sh*t

that Uncle Bob saw back in the day?

Shut up about that.

Why?

Not a word about any of that

stupid sh*t. I'm serious.

I'm serious.

Maybe it's that thing we hit.

Oh, my God.

What do we got here?

So this is pretty sweet.

Usually when you put a GoPro

camera inside of this casing,

it doesn't focus very well

underwater.

So I went out and I bought

one of these bad boys.

That's going to help me focus

underwater because it's got a flat lens.

So we're pretty much going to get

some pimp shots underwater today.

What's going on? Hey.

- Brian.

- What's up?

- Come swimming with us.

- Oh, I'll be right there.

Mm. What's up?

How you doing?

- What is this?

- It's called a little GoPro camera.

- You're an obsessed freak.

- What's going to happen is

I'm going to make you guys

look like super pimps

because we're going to have

the best YouTube video ever.

- You're lame. Let's go.

- Hold up, hold up.

- I got to get

this sh*t together.

Die, motherfuckers!

Good sh*t!

That's great sh*t!

Sh*t, dude, nice!

- What you got? What you got?

- Want to see what I got?

- I'd love to see what you got.

- I'm going to show y'all what I got.

- Hold up, this is how I'm about to do it.

- Make me proud.

YouTube ain't got

sh*t on us, man!

Oh! Damn!

I don't know. Todd may have

just shown up Matt for sure.

Uh-oh.

What've we got here?

Looks like a little

love walk going on.

God, I am so

going to hell for this.

Todd, you son of a b*tch.

I hate you,

you lucky bastard.

I shouldn't be

shooting this.

Oh, sh*t!

What the f*** is that?!

What the sh...

what the hell was that?

I know that's not Brian.

- Dude, be careful, man.

- There's something over there.

There's something over there.

It just ran up the ridge.

- Oh, yeah? I know what's over here, bro.

- I know. I'm serious, man.

There's something f***ing

over there, all right?

Brian, you're

a f***ing a**hole!

- What the f***, dude?!

God, you are such an...

You're recording your little

brother's friends in the woods?

What is wrong

with you?

I got your memory card.

Come get it.

- Yeah, whatever, dude.

- What's going on, man?

- What's going on? - Your brother's

recording us messing around in the woods.

Now you talking sh*t!

I will f*** you up!

- What's wrong with you?! Because

of that f***ing memory card!

There was a f***ing beast

on the memory card!

Okay, no need to name

Todd's dick.

Oh, that's really

f***ing cute.

- You're f***ing cute!

- I'm being f***ing serious.

- Serious? You're acting like an

eight-year-old. - Yeah. Come on, bro.

We're about to go shoot

some paintballs.

Film us doing that

or something, man.

That sounds like

a fun f***ing time.

- You d*cks.

- What'd you say?!

I said I'll

be in the woods.

This is definitely

where I was shooting.

He ran across that ridge.

Right there.

This is definitely

the spot.

I hear something.

See, years ago,

my uncle saw something

out here.

Something that freaked him

the f*** out.

Bad enough that he never came

back to his beloved hunting cabin.

He never used

the word Bigfoot,

but, man,

if it's out here,

Brian Tover's going to

get it on video.

'Cause that's

what I do, man.

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