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That's my thing.

Hey.

Hey, big man.

We can be cool, man.

We can be... we can be friends.

'Cause, like,

I'm hairy, too, man.

Chicks dig it, man.

Holy f***ing sh*t.

Look at the size

of this print.

Look at that thing.

There's some toe marks

in here.

Holy sh*t.

There's definitely

something moving.

Hello?

Hello?

Holy sh*t.

Holy sh*t.

I think I see something.

Hey.

We can be friends, man.

Holy sh*t.

I'm backing off.

It's your house.

You know where I'll be.

Yeah, you know

where I'll be.

It's 1:
37 a. m.

I think the noise

from up there at the cabin

is probably scaring

anything off.

It'll come, but...

man, as soon as

those lights go off...

then we're going to

have something.

Should be...

coming from

right over here.

Until then,

I'm just going to wait.

Trying to get some

creatures out of

the woods here.

Just got to mimic

their sounds.

Got to be very delicate.

- What are you doing?

- Huh? Oh, sorry.

Um...

I'm...

just recording some stuff.

I got some GoPros set up

all over the forest.

If anything moves

up in here,

Brian Tover's

going to catch it.

- Why?

- Why?

Ha. Why?

'Cause I'm making a video.

Because it's going to be huge.

This is going to be like

"Alien Autopsy" huge, you know?

Like YouTube

top f***ing ten.

Okay, whatever. Can you please just

be quiet? We're trying to sleep.

- I'm sorry.

- Good night.

I'll be quiet.

I'm just letting you know.

- Good night.

- All right?

Sh*t's going to be like...

like "Daily Show" huge.

I think those calls

did the trick.

And now

we motherfucking wait.

Whoa!

God damn it.

There's a noise.

I definitely

heard some sounds.

Just out here.

Sounds like

what I heard yesterday.

Looks like it found me.

F***.

Holy sh*t.

Hey, man.

Hello?

Mr. Sasquatch?

I just want to be friends.

Mr. Sasquatch?

Ow, ow, ow! Sh*t! Ow!

Motherf***er!

What the f***, dude?!

Ow!

Ow!

Man, that's f***ed up, dude.

You guys are f***ing a**holes.

You should have seen

your face, man.

Ow! Sh*t, dude!

You f***ing dick, man.

Mr. Sasquatch,

can I suck

your hairy cock?

Holy f***.

- We should get inside. Go, go.

- Holy sh*t.

Let's go.

Go, go, go, go, go.

What the f***?

Turn off the lights.

Turn off the lights.

Get the lights. Get the

lights. Get the lights.

Todd, what is that?

I don't f***ing know.

There's something out there.

That ain't no

f***ing animal, man.

- What the f*** is that?

- I know what it is.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Okay, we'll just stay

close and stay quiet.

Shh.

Guys, get back,

get back, get back.

Do you see anything?

- I want to go.

- Okay, listen.

- I want to go now.

- I know, baby. Listen.

Now might not be

the best time, okay?

- We're safe in the cabin.

- You need to calm down.

Guys, we're safe

in the cabin.

We have to stay calm,

okay?

We're going to be fine

as long as we don't

provoke it, okay?

There's no credible documented

cases of a Sasquatch attack.

Shut up about

a Sasquatch.

I'm serious.

- Shut up.

We're in f***ing East Texas,

okay? The big f***ing thicket.

There's a new sighting

every goddamn week.

Okay, guys.

Whatever it is,

we'll just leave

in the morning, okay?

- When the sun comes up.

- All right.

- Okay?

- Okay.

Turn the f***ing

flashlight off.

What?

Okay, okay.

Is it gone?

Brian, get your crazy ass

back here.

It's okay.

Brian.

It's gone.

It's okay.

There's nothing out here.

- What was that?!

- What the f*** is that?

What was it?

What'd you see?

- I think I got it on film.

- Got what?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You scared it off.

- It ran off.

- You scared it off.

- It ran off.

- Okay.

- I think I got it.

- Shut up!

- Bri, what was it?

It was f***ing Bigfoot, dude.

What was that?

- Oh, sh*t.

- Shut up, shut up.

What the f***?!

What is it?

You guys,

what is it doing?

Don't open... don't open

the window. Are you crazy?!

- Oh, sh*t.

- F***.

What the f***?

Sh*t.

What the...

oh, sh*t.

Motherfuck.

See if it starts, man.

- F***ing nothing.

- No?

- Come on, bro.

- Nothing!

Brian, let's go back.

I thought Brian said

they were peaceful.

- Brian, I thought you said...

- I thought you said it was peaceful.

That's what the f***ing

book said, all right?

Let's get the f*** back.

We just wait.

We have plenty of food and we'll

just wait until his uncle gets here.

My uncle's not coming.

Well, he's going to figure out

that we're not back eventually.

I stole the key.

From Uncle Bob.

Are you kidding?

What does he mean

he stole the key?

Because he doesn't let

anyone come out here.

So no one knows

we're here?

No.

Are you f***ing

kidding me?!

Why the hell, Matt?!

It's not his fault.

No, it's not

just his fault.

It's your f***ing fault, too,

because you knew, too!

- Dora, come on.

- I'm sorry.

Calm down, okay?

Matt, nobody knows

we're out here.

What the f***

are we going to do, bro?

Dude, hold up.

Matt, I'll go.

I'll go. I'll go.

I'm faster than you. No

offense, but I'm faster, dude.

I know these woods, okay?

Just take care

of the girls, okay?

Matt, wait.

I'll be back,

okay, babe?

- Baby, you don't have to do this.

- It's okay.

- It's okay.

- Matt, you don't have to do this, please.

Hey, listen, bro.

You get cell phone reception,

you make that call,

you get your ass back here,

all right?

- Later, man.

- Good luck, Matt.

Ride fast, bro.

- Like a demon.

Don't stop.

Damn it.

I know this isn't the weekend

you girls expected,

but this sh*t is serious.

I don't know how long it's

going to be before Matt gets back

and whatever the f***'s

out there is big

and if it gets in here,

we're f***ed.

Okay, we're going to take

all the furniture,

we're going to put it

against the windows and doors.

And, Brian,

what you're going to do

is put down

the f***ing camera.

- For real, bro.

- All right. Okay.

- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

- What do we got here?

Come check this out, guys.

Oh, sh*t.

Thank you.

Hello?

Check that out.

Let me see

what's going on.

- Babe, be careful.

- Yeah.

- What you got?

- Let me see if I can find a light. Hold up.

Oh, sick! Hey, guys!

Hey, we got a gun!

Hell, yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

- Dude, be careful where you

point that thing. - Watch it.

Do you even know

how to use that?

- Todd, you just pointed the gun at my face.

- Todd, watch it!

Will you check to see

if it's loaded?

It's probably not even loaded.

Calm down and sh*t.

Do you even know how to open it?

- Calm down, calm down.

I'm about to check.

Dude, really?

- It's loaded.

- Y'all going to be trippin...

Do you even know how to use a gun?

I play paintball.

How different can it be?

Come on.

Thank God. Okay.

9-1-1.

What's your emergency?

Yeah, we're trapped in a cabin

outside Route 212.

Hello? 9-1...

- 9-1-1. What's your emergency?

- Yeah, my name's Matt Tover.

- Hello? Is anyone there?

- We're outside Route 212 in a cabin.

- Hello? 9-1-1.

- Hello?

F***! Come on.

Come on.

Hello? Hello?

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