Expelled Page #3

I like her.

These grades right here

Are a one-Way ticket

to Montana.

If I don't turn

these "F"s into "A"s,

My vacation's gonna end

very quickly.

Yo.

How's early retirement?

Incredible.

I got to be honest with you.

I'm pretty envious.

I would be too.

Pizza?

- What's the catch?

- "Catch"?

Yeah, you show up to my house

unexpected, there's a catch.

No...

just pizza.

I swear to god, man,

if there are any catches,

I'm gonna slap you in the mouth.

Zero catches.

Okay.

All right.

Okay, cool.

I need you to help me break

into the school.

Pizza slap!

No.

This is insane.

Which part?

All of it.

All... All of it is insane.

Can you be more specific?

Yeah.

You want to destroy

the school's security camera

With super string

- "Super string"?

Who calls it that?

I don't... Whatever it's called,

we're not using it.

Fine. Would you rather use

spray paint?

No, I'd rather not have a plan

that hinges on sprayable string.

Okay.

Anything else?

Uh, yeah, step one...

I'm not stealing

the janitor's keys.

I mean, the guy looks

like Jeffrey Dahmer.

Come on.

That dude's a sweetheart.

So you in?

I can't do this

without you, man.

I will help you hack

the grading system

- Under one condition.

- Which is?

We need to change

my biology grade.

- Why? What'd you get?

- I'm failing...

so is half of the entire class.

We'll just have to change

your grade, then.

Who are we gonna get

the security code from?

I hear the assistant librarian

has it.

Who is the assistant librarian?

Stacy Richards...

or should I say "Roxy"?

You can't be here.

You're expelled.

And you're suspended,

so that makes two of us.

I'm still allowed to participate

In extracurricular activities.

Well, perfect, 'cause I got

A great extracurricular activity

for you.

- Mrs. Taylor.

- Aw, you're turning me in?

- Mrs. Taylor?

- Sure you want to do that?

- I can give you straight "A"s.

- I already have straight "A"s.

Yeah, but what good

are straight "A"s

When you have a suspension

on your record?

Yes, hon.

I could make

that disappear, you know.

What is it, Stacy?

Your record

would be completely clean.

Never mind.

What exactly do you need

from me?

The keys to the school

And the code

for the alarm system, please.

What makes you think I have

either of those things?

Because those things

are necessary

For assistant librarians

To open the library

on Saturday morning.

It's the one that says

"do not copy".

Yes, I know which one it is.

Thank you.

What do you plan to do

with it exactly?

Copy it.

No, stupid, I mean,

what is your course of action?

Well...

due to new security measures,

My colleague and I

have determined

That it is impossible

to hack the grading system

From the outside.

We need access

to Truman's computer,

And for that,

we will need one key

And one security system code,

which is...?

1,036.

Oh! Like the number of parties

you missed.

Or the number

of jobs you won't qualify for.

Ouch.

- Felix?

- Hey, mom.

It's late, honey.

What's going on?

Uh, just a chemistry project...

for school, school chemistry.

- "Chemistry"?

- Yeah.

Is this a...

smoke bomb.

- Yeah.

- Yes.

Yes, it is.

All right, well,

don't go blowing yourself up

- Or anything.

- I won't.

And get to bed

at a reasonable hour.

Danny.

What are you wearing?

Me? I'm dressed

like a normal human.

- You?

- Well...

I'm wearing black stuff,

b-Burglary stuff.

You can't do that.

Why can I not do that?

Are you robbing a bank?

What?

- Are you?

- Maybe I am.

Oh, then by all means,

dress like that.

I'm just wondering

where your big money bag is

With the dollar sign on it?

Oh, oh.

You're so funny,

yeah, let me go...

I'm gonna go do that real quick.

I'll do that.

Okay, wait.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.

Can we... Can we think about this

for just a split second?

Like, we're about to commit

a-A legit crime right now.

Do you understand the gravity

of the situation at all?

Okay, I take that as a no.

Great.

Ow. Oh.

All right, all right, all right.

What the hell, man?

I told you...

No super string.

What is it with you

and super string?

Nothing. You know what?

Let's just...

We'll forget about it.

No, no. What, what?

Whoa, wait.

Do you have, like,

some dark history with string?

Were your parents

killed by strings?

No, you douche.

I am allergic to latex.

I can't be around super string

'cause it burns my skin.

Relax. I'm just gonna

black out the camera.

Oh, my god!

I'm so sorry!

- This is my nightmare.

- Shh!

This is my nightmare!

It's everywhere!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- The knot was on the wrong way.

- Oh, I bet it was.

Are you good?

Yeah, oh, I'm perfectly fine,

you moron.

- How many times...

- Shh.

Did I say it?

I said, "no super string"!

- Jeez.

- I am sorry.

- I didn't know.

- Oh, "you're sorry.

You didn't know."

Ready?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Yeah.

Boom town.

Don't celebrate yet, man.

Hey, hey.

Don't make me use this, bro.

Are you looking to get punched

in the balls today?

Don't...

Hey!

No.

Felix.

No! Don't!

Felix, no!

- What?

- I can't do it.

He'll wake up.

So how are we gonna move

the laptop?

We don't have to.

- Where did you even find this?

- I got it from Truman's desk.

Shh.

And...

got it.

You're a wizard, Danny.

You know it, b*tch.

What are you doing?

I'm bugging his computer

to keep tabs on him.

- "Keep tabs"?

- Yeah.

If he figures out that

we tampered with the grades,

We're gonna want to know

about it.

Ah, got it.

Now let's change

your biology grade.

Yes, let's do that.

Okay, what GPA do you want?

3.5 should be good.

4.0 coming right up.

Really?

Yeah. What, you don't want

straight "A" s?

All right.

Do it.

4.0 it is.

There it is...

Straight "A" s, baby.

Crap, I got to put this back.

Oh, no way, man.

It's mine now.

I got to put it back

on his desk.

He's gonna know we were here.

What are you doing here, Felix?

What are you doing here,

Mr. Truman?

It's 2:
00 in the morning.

Uh-Huh. Waiting for the police

to arrive.

What brings you here this time...

Stealing computers again?

I think I'm gonna have to

break your window, Mr. Truman.

If you think that'll help,

son, knock yourself out.

What do you want, Felix?

If you could let me go,

that'd be great.

No, no, no. I mean, what is it

that you want, huh?

What kind a future do you see

for yourself?

Have you ever even thought

about it?

I know what I don't want.

I don't want a seat behind

a desk for the next six years...

so I can get a job and sit

behind a desk for the next 40.

I'm trying to live...

every second of my life

to the fullest.

And...

You're making that

really difficult, Mr. Truman.

Police, open up!

He's over here, officer.

Put your hands behind your back.

Very rarely do I say this,

But I am, without a doubt,

100% boned this time.

On the bright side,

Montana can't be much worse

than this.

This could be difficult

to explain to my parents.

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