Experiment in Torture Page #3

You know, it means...

Who has anything to hide?

Some, you know,

people are hiding things, and then...

It's all just a game.

It's a game.

Don't all women have something to hide?

Don't all men?

How about another game?

- Dodgers.

- Something else.

Truth or Dare!

- Yes!

- That's a good idea.

That's nice.

I haven't played this since junior high.

Oh, my God.

Was that, like, last week?

Okay, Darrius, darling.

Yes? Yeah?

You're the judge.

No, I'm not playing.

Oh, yes, you are.

Why not?

I thought you had nothing to hide.

You can't tell Kat to do any punishments

because she likes that kind of crazy sh*t.

Astrid.

Truth or dare.

Truth.

Of course she likes truth. Okay.

Have you ever f***ed for money?

Once.

Who was it?

Was it your brother?

It was your brother!

He paid you with his allowance!

You guys!

That's obscene.

That's not funny.

I'm kidding.

Lunch money?

No.

Okay. Two years ago,

my parents almost lost their restaurant.

They were behind

on their mortgage payments.

And there was this guy

who used to come in all the time.

I knew he liked me, so...

Oh, no! Okay, okay!

I have to go wash my face!

Okay. She has to go wash her face.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay, so now it's my turn.

Let me see.

No, wait, it's her turn.

Yeah, it's my turn.

No, no, no!

- Just a minute.

- I didn't get to go!

No, no, but listen.

I just got spanked.

No, it's my turn.

- I just got spanked!

- I don't care.

Darrius, Darrius...

Oh, my God, are you kidding me?

You're the judge.

Whose turn is it?

Now, keep in mind

that I have not had a turn.

It's my turn.

What?

I pick Candy.

Truth or dare.

Okay.

Dare.

You're so cute.

Take your shirt off.

Oh, girl.

Okay.

Will she do it? I don't know.

Wait. You got to take the rest of it...

Didn't you learn?

What do you mean?

You said tops, not bathing suits off.

Oh, man, I fell for that again?

Yep!

Jesus.

Okay, it's my turn to get to go again.

I get to go.

No, it's my turn.

It's my turn. Darrius.

Oh, my God.

Truth or dare.

Dare.

Okay.

Okay, okay, okay.

I dare you to play hide and go seek

with us in the woods.

With me and Angel, okay?

Count to 100.

You got it. 1...

Okay, can I get a turn now?

All right.

You know what? Go ahead.

Never mind!

I don't even want to play, you b*tches.

Okay, I'm drunk.

Certifiably drunk, and guess what.

It's okay, because I never do that.

I never do that.

Oh, yes.

You know, I have...

never told you how much I love and respect

and adore you.

I never told you.

I love you. I love you.

You're my baby.

You're my baby.

You're my little kitty cat.

You're my little baby.

I love you.

So pretty.

Yeah.

Where's...

It smells in here.

God, it smells.

I love you.

Pretty.

Oh, it smells funny.

What is that?

Oh, God.

I feel really drunk.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

All rightie.

1, 2, 3. Okay.

Come on!

Where are you guys?

All right, you win.

I'm too drunk to keep looking.

Come on, guys.

All right, you guys.

I'm the Abdominal Snowman.

You have a fly on your neck.

I do not.

You don't look so good.

Oh, watch out.

You're looking sick.

- What?

- What?

Not so fast.

Why not?

You guys, I'm getting cold.

I'm going to run up and get my robe.

Get mine, please.

Yeah. But don't start anything

until I get back, you guys.

- Never.

- There's too many bugs.

I don't think...

I don't feel so good.

I have to throw up.

Oh, God, I'm sick.

I'm so sick.

Oh, I'll get to the toilet.

I'll get to the toilet, and then I'll throw up.

I got to get to the toilet.

I'm gonna throw up.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Hey, damn, that was fast.

I told you guys to wait for me.

You look like you're feeling better.

Hey, where's your room?

Yeah, caretaker, take us to your room.

Here, give me a piggyback ride.

God!

So this Ross guy must be loaded.

Like, what does he do?

Like, what's his business?

Actually, I have no idea.

I just answered an ad on the Internet,

and got interviewed

by some secretary over the phone:

Come here to watch

over you girls this weekend.

Had a wad of cash waiting for me.

That's nice.

Don't you have a job?

Actually, I'm an out-of-work actor

that just got kicked out of his apartment

by his ex-girlfriend.

Oh, my God. I'm itchy.

I think I got some poison oak

or something on me.

We got calamine lotion in my room.

We'll take care of it.

- Yo, Mikey, what's up?

- How you doing, man?

Hey, bro, how you doing?

Good. I see the Norelco's

still working all right.

I see you're still not getting laid.

Hanging out in West Hollywood too long.

What brings you here?

Actually, I wanted to talk to you

about the girls and the lakehouse thing.

Yeah. I told them they shouldn't

go up there alone,

especially with all the nut jobs

coming in and out of this place.

What, so you were worried about it, too?

I told them I'd go up there with them,

but they said,

"No, we can take care of ourselves."

That's it.

I think I'm gonna go up there.

Your sister ain't going to like that.

I don't give a f***.

I mean,

I have a bad feeling about this sh*t.

I got to go with my instincts on this.

All right.

I'll go with you.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

I've been taking these P. I. Courses on-line.

Going to be an investigator.

I'm not going to be a bouncer my whole life.

Sh*t, man.

We're going to take the Jackmobile?

Absolutely.

Put your cock ring on,

and we'll have a good night.

It's really dark in here,

and it smells creepy.

I like the dark.

What do you like to do in the dark?

Guess what I'm hiding.

What?

Okay, it's a fruit,

and it's round and hard and warm.

What kind of fruit is warm?

Fresh Candy apples!

Very nice.

I like that.

You guys, I'm still kind of itchy.

- You okay?

- Me, too.

Yeah, I just...

I think I got poison ivy or something.

I just want to...

I got the calamine lotion.

I'm gonna take a shower.

I'll be right back.

All right, but hurry up,

or I'm gonna start without you.

Don't worry.

We'll be back.

- Hey.

- Hi.

Where's Darrius?

Oh, we wore him out!

I'm sure you did.

No, we're going to take some showers.

- What's wrong?

- I don't know.

I think we might have rolled in

some poison oak or something.

I think it's this robe.

- I think I'm allergic to it.

- So go up and take a shower.

Don't wear the robes, though, you guys.

Okay, thank you.

You sure about this?

Why don't we just call the police?

Oh! My God, this is so great!

My arm! It's blistering!

Candy! Candy, come out of the shower!

Candy, something's wrong with my face!

With my face!

Candy, help me!

Oh, my God!

My face!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Help me.

Please help me.

Help me!

It hurts!

Somebody help me!

My God!

What's going on?

- Help me!

- Don't move your leg!

Don't move your leg!

It's a bad break.

- Don't touch it! Don't touch it!

- All right!

I have to get something to stabilize this.

Do not move the leg,

you could sever the artery.

Okay.

- I'll be right back.

- No!

- I will be right back!

- Don't leave me!

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