Expresso Bongo
- Year:
- 1959
- 111 min
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Cha, cha, cha.
- Hot dogs here. Get your hot dogs here.
- One hot dog.
Right, sir.
I said, 'Get with it, chick!
Get with it! What's the point of coming
'if you don't go for the beat, huh?
What's the point?'
Yeah, but Vera, when she goes,
she really goes.
You see, he does look like
Dave Brubeck only shorter.
- I thought Brubeck was shorter.
- Oh, no. Very big.
Well, I can't get with him.
I do try, but I just can't!
Him, he's so square,
it's like dancing with a load of dice.
No.
Variety, Miss, Melody Maker.
I'll bring 'em back in the morning.
Johnny!
Johnny, this isn't a lending library.
All right, I'm not paying a subscription.
Hello, boy.
I've got second in the third and third
in the fourth. I've got no appetite!
Look, let's come to the Spieler.
- Still racing, Racer?
- What else?
I got a hot tip for you.
Meesa Masheena in the 4:30.
- On you, too, better.
- Two salt beef on rye!
- Dying to see your new look, Leon.
- Have you got music?
- What am I, La Scala?
- Hi, Leon.
- You want this eat or take?
- Eat.
Two salt beef on rye. Four shillings.
Hi, Johnny.
- How are the alterations coming?
- Expensive. And no.
- No what?
- No nothing from you.
I don't want no propositions.
Did I make? I didn't make!
I've got a big enough
proposition with all this!
All right, so give me a cup of coffee
and I won't waste your time
by telling you what to make
Leon's new expresso
the most habitated teenage club in Soho.
- Thank you very much. One coffee!
- Make me up six salt beef on white
- and four... No, two smoked salmon.
- To eat? Oh, no, it's too many.
To take.
If it's not against your principles.
Oh, by the way, you heard
I'm handling the Beast Rhythm Group.
Beast Burns and his Beasts making a bomb!
Six salt beef on rye!
The rye's more fresher. Who wants Beasts?
Everybody wants to listen
to music today, Leon.
Everybody wants it!
- So, what's with this new juke box?
- They'll fix it. It's music, ain't it?
Leon, for half of what that machine,
with its degenerate can-music costs,
you can have
a real live artiste in this place,
a personality,
someone that the kids will eat up!
No. N-O!
You're talking to an educated man, Leon.
I could spell even four-letter words
before I was six!
Take a night off!
Don't you want to open
this great new enterprise with a splash,
something that will get you
into the papers?
Now look at this. Just look.
'Teenage kids making music in expressos.'
It's creating such interest.
- It's a good publicity.
- It's fabulous publicity!
I can book you an artiste into here
which'll make this place beat out
greetings from Croydon to Willesden!
The kids will come flocking in here!
Cost you a mere 20
a week for a first-class artiste.
- 5 cash. Booking charge.
- Some hope.
- Hope, unlike charity, costs nothing.
- It's still too expensive.
Six beef, two salmons.
I want you know that
I come from a long line
of small-capital big-hopers,
some of whom did not die bankrupt.
Look, Johnny,
why don't you stick to drumming?
You're a good drummer, boy,
but what kind of a manager!
- Hah!
- What's so funny?
I put in a few cucumbers to last.
I was just thinking what
a great opportunity you're missing
for the sake of a mere fiver.
- I'm glad.
- Oh, well, that's how it is.
Some fellas are just not
cut out for success.
Ah, that's how it is.
Look, Leon,
I'll book you a top personality
and throw in a group to back him.
A mere 20, the package. No?
- A mere no.
- All right.
All right! So thank you and good night,
Leon expresso bar schlemiel!
Hey, you're actually paying?
I told you, foolish man,
I own a fortune in talent.
It just so happens
Eh, Johnny, wait a minute.
For curiosity's sake,
what's the proposition?
- No, it's too late, Leon, forget it.
- All right, all right!
All right.
So, book me a genius, but cheap.
That juke box will cost me a fortune.
I shouldn't be doing this,
but for an old friend...
You can do anything you like with me,
can't you, Leon? Just anything.
Well, I must be out of my mind.
- Want to come upstairs, dear?
- Now, Penelope, do you mind?
Johnny, I'm sorry,
I'm getting so short-sighted.
In your business,
it's better you don't see.
- Good evening, my little Chinese rose.
- Wotcha, Johnny.
- And what teenage folly are they up to?
- Just started Historical Honeys.
Now, if you boys were good at school
and studied history carefully,
you'll remember tales of bygone ages.
Let us turn back history's pages,
In those days, gosh, they had the lot!
First, Mary Queen of Scots in kiltie.
She of treason was found guilty.
Then she came an awful cropper
on the headsman's wicked chopper.
Next, the Ides of March in Rome.
And Caesar wished he'd stayed at home.
'Cause on that day he passed away.
With his last words, 'Get tu, Brute!'
You can look at the goods,
but don't touch
Ah, the goods are the goods,
but don't touch
You wouldn't walk in Cartier's
You wouldn't stroke a Mayfair mink
that wasn't your own
Which means unless you're serious,
just leave the loot alone
You can look at the goods,
but don't touch
You can value the stocks,
but don't touch
Though the stocks are in frocks,
you don't touch
You can't walk in the Dorchester,
Savoy or the Ritz
And open up the showcases
to handle the bits
the goods, don't touch the exhibits
You can hover like an eagle
But until you make it legal
You can look at the goods,
but don't touch
Hello, Charlie boy.
Come on, Alma! Ready, get dressed!
How can you strip if you're not dressed?
The work's ageing you, Charlie.
Oh, it's like
Smithfield Meat Market around here.
- So you're here, then.
- So I'm here, then. Kiss me properly.
I was using my new voice tonight.
Do you like it?
It was an experience, Maisie doll.
Doll, I wouldn't have missed it for
50% of Val Parnell.
Undo me.
You know, I think, um... Well, I think
we might go straight home tonight,
watch telly, have a few laughs.
- Well, don't rupture your brain!
Oh, don't be. I'm all pathological
when I'm doing a show.
It's all those bald heads out there.
It's like playing to an egg box!
- So long as you don't lay the eggs.
- I'm getting out of it soon.
- So, at least mention my new voice.
- We could both do with an early night.
I'm dying of hunger.
Besides, I've got our supper already
cooking to death here.
Sorry, Johnny.
My teacher says I'm a new Judy Garland.
Send me the bill for the testimonial.
I told her to send you all the bills.
It's nice you have so much faith in me.
Do you want to take in the finale?
Nothing personal, kid,
but I think I need some fresh air.
You two. You've been running
nearly as long as the show.
It's known as fidelity.
And your G-string's slipped.
Shh.
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