Extreme Movie Page #6

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I'm in college

I thought I'd be doing theater

On Broadway

We're just accidentally

Incidentally, unintentionally

making porn

Accidentally, incidentally,

unintentionally

Making porn

Not me, I do it 'cause

I f***in' like it

Girl-on-girl pays fifty bucks

I get double

for back-door fucks

How I got here

I'll never know

Beats Mexico

and that donkey show

All these tits

got me in the mood

We're the ones

who should be getting screwed

Let us be your man-whores

Will someone show these a**holes

the door?

I found my home here

On this porn set

Better hurry up

or I won't stay wet

F*** yeah!

Wow Thanks for being

so cool about everything

I feel like I should tell you, though,

I don't really think

this is the life for me

You've got balls, kid

very large balls

You show that kind of confidence

in real life,

you're gonna be fine, just fine

All right, let's reset

Back to one

Dude, what happened in there

after we left?

Yo, bro, do you know those chicks?

Yeah, Mike!

That's what I'm talkin' about!

Dude, yes!

Whoa

Look, Stacy

I'm not sexually experienced,

and I'm not some famous porn star

named Gigundo-cock

Look, I'm just some regular kid

who just wants to ask out a very

very beautiful girl

Don't call past 10:00

My dad'll kill me

Screw her for me, dude!

Yes!

Fellas, you gotta be respectful

of your ladies

Whatever you do, don't go around

your boys telling them

all the gruesome details

But me, on the other hand,

I'm married with two kids,

I like all dirty stuff

This website will go directly to me,

and only me

Send me all pictures,

streaming videos, letters...

as bizarre as you want

I'll read them all,

and masturbate all night

Thank you I'm Matthew Lillard

She's got that kind of booty

Little mama,

come here and do me

She's got that kind of booty

The type that'll drive you looney

She's got that kind of booty,

pack it up and bring it to me

Smack it up, let's make a movie,

she's got that kind of booty

Shake that booty, cutie,

up and down and all around

That big ol' juicy brown ass,

Shorty, go to town

Kick it smooth like Luther Vandy,

so good, like chewing candy

In the middle of M-I-ami,

come and sit down on my jammy

We can do it in a big ol' bed

Long as you give me

good ol' head

Yeah, girl, that's what I said,

no, girl, you don't get no bread

She's got that kind of booty

Little mama,

come here and do me

She's got that kind of booty,

the type that'll drive you looney

She's got that kind of booty

Pack it up and bring it to me

Smack it up,

let's make a movie

She's got that kind of booty

Shorty got that fat ass

Gets 'em harder than a math class

Smilin', don't you act up,

just stop and back up

Go ahead and drop that ass low,

be easy movin' that slow

Nobody has to know,

we in the corner, though

You sippin' champagne,

I'm drinking cognac

You do that damn thing,

I get to bone that

She's got that kind of booty

Little mama,

come here and do me

She's got that kind of booty

The type that'll drive you looney

She's got that kind of booty

Pack it up and bring it to me

Smack it up, let's make a movie

She's got that kind of booty

Shake that booty,

sh-sh-shake, shake, shake

Shake that booty,

sh-sh-shake, shake, shake

Up and down the stripper pole,

got that body all swole

You know my package, right?

You can stay the whole night

Lady, what you gotta do

is keep me in the back of you

Nobody move you like I do,

they call me Mr. Mac-a-do

They counted Tallahassee classic

got 'em on my caddy

Girlie, let me be your daddy

and we can both be happy

She's got that kind of booty

Little mama,

come here and do me

She's got that kind of booty

The type that'll drive you looney

She's got that kind of booty

Pack it up and bring it to me

Smack it up, let's make a movie

She's got that kind of booty

My darling, the stars,

they shine for you

My darling,

the birds twitter for you

My darling,

my heart skips a beat

Whenever I think of you

And under this moonlit sky

I pray and dream that I will be the one,

will be the one

That you'll

Bend over

and bang good and hard

From behind

Have me on all fours,

howling at the sky

I'll give your cock

a good long suck

Then you'll give me

a good hard f***

Squeeze my tits,

all big and bouncy

Then spunk all over my body

I want to be

your buttt-hot greasy slut

Greasy slut

Beggin' for more,

for I can't get enough

Can't get enough

When I leave your tool

Used up, worn, and soggy

I won't stop then

Oh, no, no, no

I'll become

your little leg-humping doggie

Let me be

your dirty, f***in' whore

Let me be

your dirty, f***in' whore

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