F.A.L.T.U

"When I was a small kid, I used to be mischievous!"

And now when I'm grown up, I do a lot of mischief.

"When I was a small kid, I paid for everything.'

"And now when I'm grown up, I take money for

everything.'

"When I was a small kid, I sang Twinkle Twinkle.'

"And now when I'm grown up, I stare at twinkle

twinkle.'

"When I was a small kid, you was a fan of

Superman! '

"And now when am grown up, I die for Super girl."

"Wherever we go we do nonsensical things.'

"There is only commotion.'

"Run, ghost!"

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Ghost appeared!"

"When I was a small kid, I watched cartoon."

"Now when I'm grown up, I just do bird watching."

"When I was a small kid, I was scared of mistakes."

"Now when am grown up, I want to do mistake.'

"Wherever we go we do nonsensical things.'

"There is only commotion. - Run, run... '

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Wise men have said... '

"...do it today, what you can do tomorrow.'

"Now we understood the meaning of it."

"If you didn't do in this age, then when will you do?"

"Did I lie? - No, not all."

"Wherever we go we do nonsensical things.'

"There is only commotion.'

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

"Ghost appeared! - Oh my God."

Oh my God.

Whoever fears exam...

...have danger looming over.

Danger of...

...being flop!

Enough Vishnu, by studying you've made us

nervous.

If I get even half percent less than 95 percent...

...engineering I'll be in call centre.

Students who score 90 plus...

...read till the doors of examination hall.

Then I wish this door only never comes.

I don't even know what I'll write in exam.

And this Ritesh said he'll help me.

Where is Ritesh?

Doomed!

Students, you've got exactly one hour left.

Please work very fast.

I don't want any excuses.

Excuse me, sir! May I come in.

Oh Riteyss...

It's Ritesh. At least you pronounce my name

properly.

What is this nonsense! Is this time to come.

I was late doing packing.

Doing packing?

Ok, your father finally threw you out of house?

No sir, actually today is the last paper.

Hence directly from here we're heading to Goa.

We require a small break.

You give your exams in breaks! Ritesh.

What will happen with you in future.

Your future is dark, very, -Sir.

You can't utter rubish.

I mean here intelligent hardworking...

...students are getting disturbed sir.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, ms Pooja, please write.

And you, -Sorry sir please.

Ok, go and appear for exams.

Ok sir, -faster.

What should I write, -Write anything, -I am failing.

Write again what I said. - Same page, write 4-5

times, -What?

You only said, -Students.

Today will make you also drink. - You've got few

minutes left.

Please make it faster.

Ritesh faster.

Sir one minute.

Sir.

I can give you 5 minutes more.

Reason.

I don't want any of my students to fail.

No sir, -What, -rules are rules sir.

We can come anytime within 3 hours.

But can't write more than that.

And anyways sir, Goa calling.

Excuse me.

Tonite is friday night, I move with my friends.

Random spinning wheels my boom boom car.

By playing CD player we're ready to leave.

Speaker blast everyone ears... say what

Hello Mr. DJ, please play my song.

Today no wine, today no laaga, will have today

champagne.

Its 4 am but the party still on.

All stars fell, but party is still on.

All are drunk, but party is still on.

Party over, after party still on.

What will we do next, friends.

All bottles we drank in the discos.

Want to booze, give us bottles.

Bamboos. Drinking to be trap

English wine over, but local still remaining.

But the party still on.

But the party still on.

Hello Mr. DJ, please play my song...

Today no wine, today no laaga,

Today will drink champagne.

Ba ba ba boozing dancing and we cruzing.

Dancing and we cruzing...

...Bouncer takes fight, then have to keep it moving.

Its 4 am but the party still on.

Its 4 am but the party still on.

All stars fell, but party is still on.

My daddy is angry, but party still on.

We lost all our money but party still remaining.

No problem, men you still scored 83%.

What's up.

Let me see.

Kumar just look for me too.

Pass pass, scored 40 percent.

Yes, what about me Ritesh? Please have a look.

To see your results really need to bend a lot man,

So bend a little. - Or else will have heart attack,

please man.

Nothing will happen, you're passed, 37 percent, -I

am passed.

I'm pass.

I'm pass, -Hey guys.

37 ok, 37, 37 percent.

I came first, -What, -42 percent.

More than both of you.

Hey where's Vishnu, I don't know, let's find him.

Watch out, -Vishnu

Vishnu, what happened? - Why are you sad, what

happened.

Say what happened.

Am fail man, -What, -Fail.

What are you saying man.

Yes Pooja.

Just failed from1 percent.

You mean lesser than me. - Yes.

Vishnu where are you going, what are you doing?

Let's sit and talk, -Ok let's sit and talk.

How much you scored, 37 percent, 94...

1 percent less in 95 percent.

Shall I kick on your ass? - What kind of a boy are you.

94 percent isn't enough.

94 or 95 what's the difference.

They'll call you and give admission, -I know.

But I'm sad for you all.

I'll get admission.

But where will you get admission in this percent,

Hey what do you mean?

What I mean you south Indian dish is.

Your college life is very much over, full stop.

I told you to study hard.

Now go, search a job in any shopping mall.

You'll work in shopping mall.

That also after achieving degree.

And we all our college life also.

Will enjoy like dog, -How?

How? No moron, he must be having any plans,

I have no plans.

Our education system is very flexible.

Will get admission in some college at least.

Yes and my parents feel that I'll be 100 percent fail.

But when they'll get to know that I passed...

...so they'll be so much happy.

Father please listen to me, -Father.

What father.

Ant size percentage you've scored.

Ant size.

What do you think?

St Peter college is your father's college...

...that you'll get admission.

Calm down, everything will be fine.

From today, you'll be a paying guest in this house,

Ok father.

I'll adjust.

Adjust.

Narayani, I'll send him to hell of well Tirchupally

college.

They'll wake him up at 3 am.

Automatically they'll remove 80 percent out of him.

How will they remove father.

Brother brother.

Show me too.

Want to see.

Go do your work.

Move man.

Do you take old items?

Uncle no one will be your buyer.

I mean to say.

I've an old watch.

Which I want to sell, -Wow.

Thank you son, thank you.

Since ages had kept it to my heart.

What are you saying?

Yes, if I wasn't in need.

Then would never sell it.

What will I get of this?

Minimum would be 40.

Oh on.

40 is really less, -Ok.

Respect your age.

42, -Oh son.

If you want to respect age.

Then shall we fix 150, -What 150?

Yes.

What uncle you also.

Turn my mood off.

Believe me.

150 are accurate.

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