F.A.L.T.U Page #2

Synopsis: After barely making it through their Secondary School Certificate examinations, Ritesh Virani, whose father is a Kabadia, is unable to get admission in any college. He is not the only one though, his pals Pooja Nigam and Nanj Nair are also in the same leaky boat. They attempt in vain to secure admission through the father of their scholarly pal, Vishnu Vardhan. Then Ritesh's father decides to fire his hired help and get his son to do the work, and Pooja's dad decides to get her married, the desperate friends get together and concoct a fake college 'Fakirchand And Lakirchand Trust University', with the help of their money-lender friend, Google Chand. They recruit school-teacher, Baaji Rao, as Principal, whose performance is unacceptable by his school principal due to lewd references to 'Munni's Badnami' and 'Sheila's Jawani'. Google Chand offers them a derelict mansion in Panchgani, which they must renovate, invite their respective parents and show them that they have finally been accep
 
IMDB:
4.5
Year:
2011
120 min
305 Views


Really.

Shows proper time.

Oh uncle.

You yourself in living overtime.

Leave this.

And uncle, listen to me, move away.

Or else anybody will sell you thinking you're waste,

- Enough.

Ill mannered.

Should be in limits.

Mad.

Hush.

Hello, Jeevan Lal and sons.

Yes, -Oh Ritesh.

Tell me one thing.

Whenever I make you sit on the counter.

Why do all customers get angry and go away.

Should never allow you to enter in the shop. - Thank

God.

Finally you understood, I'm safe.

Ohh wait, wait, -From tomorrow.

From today you'll have to come everyday in the

shop...

...understood.

Hi Meenu, hi Vishnu.

Is dad around?

Hello dad.

Hello Vishnu, have a seat.

Will you've coffee?

How much sugar will you've?

Two spoons.

How is the coffee?

It's nice.

But would taste more better...

...with 1 more spoon of sugar in it.

Vishnu your numbers are also good.

But instead of 94, it would've been 95.

Then would be more better.

Still I.

Have hopes that you'll not break our family

traditions.

St Peters college form.

Fill it.

Ok dad.

Even I had brought a form.

Think it as an extra circular activity.

Ok.

Got to know the reason.

Of your less number.

This nonsense in your brain.

Must be from those friends of yours.

Bloody back benchers.

You may go now, I'll see you at home.

Ok dad.

Child marriage is crime dad.

If neighbors and angels get to know.

Then you'll be in big trouble. - And I'll make sure it

happens.

Child, to keep you engage, I...

...thought of your engagement, -So what do you

think?

I'll bear your torture?

You don't know papa.

What wot I can do. - No no.

What ever you think please don't act.

I'm suffocated child, open the door.

Father! Greetings.

You don't understand me, I eyes go far.

Ya I know, with those binoculars your eyes really go

far.

But listen, to score I can score 90 also.

But I don't score, you don't understand.

I'm trying to say, from Ritesh Virani, straight Mukesh

Ambani.

Is it, how come?

Will go to college, and will do business

management.

Then will become a ceo of some company...

...and will buy half shares of same company.

Will invest in 4 or 6 new plans.

Will deal with international market.

Then direct in HOO ZOO business men will write my

name.

Whatever you said,

Couldn't understand some of it.

But sounds good, -Father.

Give me the fees, and then you see, -Ya but look.

If you don't get admission in college.

Then from Mukesh will make you servant. - Brother.

All the best.

Thanks.

Do your work.

I failed being pass.

Everything as if became jail.

I failed being pass.

Everything as if became jail, jailjail.

Now where do I go.

Where do I show my face?

Ritesh Kumar Virani.

Look at your studies.

This is your mark sheet.

40 percent you've scored. 40 percent.

Dad asks my percentage.

How do I say my percentage?

Shout and screams my percentage.

It makes me lie my percentage.

It makes me cry my percentage.

Only 35 my percentage.

Now where do I go?

Where do I shoe my face?

Now where do I go? Where do I go?

Show my face where.

Now where do I go?

Daddy asked me my percentage, how do I show my

percentage?

Shout and screams my percentage.

It makes me lie my percentage, it makes me cry my

percentage.

Only 35 my percentage.

Nice college man.

Yes man.

Doesn't pick up the phone.

Where is this Vishnu man? Break his bones.

How would I know where he's, - Not picking up my

phone,

Try it again. - Guys relax, will be here only

somewhere,

See.

What are you doing naked...

...am seeing you in half pants for the first time.

Amazing, what is this.

Its ragging, don't touch the button.

There's a vibrator.

Awesome, I'll try this.

Keep laughing you bad guys.

There's no vibration in your bodies like this.

No man, we've big jerks.

Why what happened man.

Since you've gone to college.

You don't meet us, so busy you've become.

Miss you man.

Ya that I've become.

So we decided, we'll come and meet you man. - So

sweet.

Why didn't you speak to your father about our

admission.

What.

Admission.

Are you mad, -Vishnu.

Leave men, -Nothing will happen.

Is it that's why you were? Desperate to meet me.

Are you mad?

Take press it. - Press it 4/5 times do anything

desperately.

But can't speak to dad for any jack.

Why can't you do it? We're torn here.

New Mumbai, Thane Kalyan. - Have gone more far

from there.

Not getting admissions anywhere. - So do a

correspondence course.

You'll anyways get degree, -Who wants degree?

We cannot sit at home.

And where he knows to sell the trash, -Ohh hello!

- Sorry, Vishnu.

Please, -No no no. - Even we've got family pressures.

Your dad is UGC counselor.

He has got powers dude, tell your dad. - And in any

because grade.

See grade or even z grade college will do.

Gus I know what you guys are going through.

But I can't do this job, -Why can't you.

Guys don't get me wrong.

You guys are my best friends. - And with this my

father.

It makes no difference, if my father had contacts.

Then here I wouldn't study like dog.

I know he won't do it.

I'm sorry guys, -So what you trying to say.

If your father doesn't do anything for us.

Then nothing will happen, -Yes I think so.

That's the last option man. - No.

We've got one more option.

We'll again go to all colleges.

And will fall on principles feet, and beg for

admission.

Yes, now say.

Say, brilliant idea.

Look principle cabin is there, go there.

Won't give you admission.

But will have a practice to fall on feet.

Sir please, -Allow us once to go in.

What will you attempt? By going inside.

Once said no.

Principle doesn't meet anyone like this.

Do you've an appointment, brother? We don't want

appointment.

We want admission, -Like this you get admission.

Like this you get admission. - Then how do we get

admission.

Like this you cannot get admission.

Come on out, out out.

Sir please. - Out.

Sir please sir, -Let us go man, -Out.

Vishnu, you were right man.

You got peon so you touched his feet.

Principle won't give his feet also.

Now understood.

To get admission. - Is how difficult.

You're right Vishnu, complete useless.

Feel our college life will be...

Listen guys.

My dad has arranged for a party tonight.

I don't have the balls, but I'll try.

I can talk once for you all.

Dad, actually.

If you can refer my friends.

Then would be better for their life.

Hello sir.

Vishnu, today am in good mood.

Henceforth never refer such things.

Do you understand that?

Ok. Let me talk.

Congratulations sir, -Thank you.

Mr Vardan, what happened?

To you're such a talented son.

Like this, like this.

Showed your finger and screamed.

First he fingered Mr Abhay.

Think I look fool by face to him.

No no, no sir.

You look very intelligent.

You remind me of my son Nanj.

What do you mean by that? - I mean...

Sir I want. - My son when he grows up.

Should be over educated like you.

Highly educated is the word.

For this he'll have to.

Rebirth, -What.

Vardan sir, Vardan sir.

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Tushar Hiranandani

Tushar Hiranandani (born 13 July 1975) is an Indian film writer. He grew up around the world of films as his grandfather Hiranand Hirnandani and father Ashok Hiranandani were Hindi film distributors and had a company called Black and White film distribution. He tasted early success with his debut film Masti directed by Indra Kumar in 2004. He is the head of content development at Balaji Motion Pictures. more…

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