F.A.L.T.U Page #3

Synopsis: After barely making it through their Secondary School Certificate examinations, Ritesh Virani, whose father is a Kabadia, is unable to get admission in any college. He is not the only one though, his pals Pooja Nigam and Nanj Nair are also in the same leaky boat. They attempt in vain to secure admission through the father of their scholarly pal, Vishnu Vardhan. Then Ritesh's father decides to fire his hired help and get his son to do the work, and Pooja's dad decides to get her married, the desperate friends get together and concoct a fake college 'Fakirchand And Lakirchand Trust University', with the help of their money-lender friend, Google Chand. They recruit school-teacher, Baaji Rao, as Principal, whose performance is unacceptable by his school principal due to lewd references to 'Munni's Badnami' and 'Sheila's Jawani'. Google Chand offers them a derelict mansion in Panchgani, which they must renovate, invite their respective parents and show them that they have finally been accep
 
IMDB:
4.5
Year:
2011
120 min
305 Views


Next life will think in next life only.

First will fix this life.

Your resourceful hand keep on our children's head.

Very clever.

Now understood, for your sons admission.

Want to use my influence and source.

Source is the big thing.

If you do a miss call also.

Then also my kid will float.

Why should I waste my miscall for them.

When they don't want to study...

...then why to waste 3 seats of college.

Tell me Mr Nigam, am I wrong.

I won't be able to say properly.

Father of a girl and.

As you know that.

Girls father.

Is a girls father.

What you've to say Mr Nigam.

They've proved how eligible they're.

Our kids are unfit.

But as parents will have to fulfill our responsibilities.

If parents would be responsible

Then may be these kids wouldn't be unfit.

I'm proud of you my son.

Ladies and gentlemen.

One minute, excuse us.

Today in society.

My son has.

Learnt to keep his head above.

I remember that day.

When I hugged Vishnu and.

On his first day.

Went to drop him at college.

That time, I Vardan family's responsible father.

Did my duty.

Cheers to me.

And my son.

Enjoy the evening ladies and gentlemen.

Congratulations.

Congratulations sir, thank you.

Good child.

You made me naked in front of all, very good.

Cheers, the servant will be on holiday from

tomorrow.

Your job starts.

Your marriage is fixed, boy is from good family.

If he fails...

I'll play like a drum!

I won't leave him.

Enough!

I won't spare him.

Don't know what I'll do.

What will we do man.

What will we do man.

Vishnu, do you've this big rope.

This big I've, will do, -So bring it.

All 3 will hang, -You hang yourself.

You knew what will happen wid this result.

So live with it, Ritesh my father will kill me.

What your dad, even my dad.

This time, we're the biggest enemies of our dads.

Our real problems will start tomorrow...

...when they'll be in senses,

Then whatever they say will have to do man.

You mean marriage?

No man, God help me, -To me.

He'll kick me off from house.

Why will he remove you from? House, you're his

son.

Didn't buy you from market, it's enough.

Ritesh, -What happened, -Leave it.

Your mood will turn off, it's my admission paper.

I wish.

Even I had same.

There is no such college left, where we'll get

admission.

Pooja let's do one thing.

Tomorrow again will try in some colleges.

And will request principle, please give us admission.

Won't come in college, -Won't go college give

admission.

Like this their seat will also not be wasted.

Hope.

Hope there would be some college like this.

Its there.

Here we're tensed and he's sitting on face book.

No I'm doing something else. - Ritesh man, what are

you doing?

Making a college, -What.

What are you saying? - What is this?

In morning which our life.

Will be gone, this is an immediate way to save it.

Or else papa will kill me.

And my father also.

Who will believe this? - This letter is fine.

Where will you bring the college?

If letter has come college will also come.

Will have to satisfy dad.

Do one thing will put an advertisement in

newspaper.

And college address.

Have it people. Other box number 1622, won't do.

Ok 2622. - I like it.

New college requires a website too.

Where will you bring website, -Its there, -What.

Where is it, what, what.

I won't make it.

Your father to our father.

Has done a mess, who will clean it?

I'll make it.

Good boy, done.

Now we've a college, but don't have a name of it.

Any suggestions guys.

Hey brother.

I'll only do all, or even you'll do.

Colleges are named on grandfathers, -What.

Yes like, Hansraj Shansraj, Pakodimal, Karodimal.

Lakeerchand, Fakir.

Fakirchand, -Fakirchand is ok, -Why Fakirchand

guys.

Looks poor.

Let Lakirchand be.

Looks mathematical also.

Fakirchand, Lakirchand.

Fakirchand, Lakirchand, -Ok ok guys its perfect.

Fakirchand and Lakirchand college.

You make it brother.

Come on, it looks like a fake name.

Fakirchand, Lakirchand, named.

What do I write on these names, -You sit I'll tell you.

That too illiterates.

Earning money.

Reached America, what America? That's ok right.

Then they realized.

That without education they reached here.

Then being educated where would they reached,

enough.

Then they started making colleges around the

world.

Fakirchand, Lakirchand.

Trust university.

I spoke right, you make it -Guys guys,

One day your parents will get to know, then what

will you do.

When papa will get to know that time will deal it...

...now you make.

And better than sitting on streets.

Show the letter and sit home.

And faster you upload the website.

Because we want to see smile on our fathers face,

that also.

Till tomorrow.

Fakirchand, Lakirchand.

Who are they?

They're like God, father like God.

They made a university for students like us.

Meaning now Ritesh Virani will surely become

Mukesh Ambani.

Yes father.

Now my studies have started.

Wo w

Papa.

Father you happy right.

Happy.

Lots happy.

You've blown my chest.

What happened to that hell well college.

Darn.

Narayani, look at this full page advertisement given,

I told you no. - Everything will be fine.

That was bound to happen dad.

Before you find a guy, I had to get admission.

That over educated man will be ashamed...

...when I'll drop him to his college proudly on the

first day.

Father, you don't need to come.

Why not?

Makers ofTata and Ambani college you've got

admission.

Will have to see atleast, and I say.

Nigam and Nair should also come together.

Father but.

Mad you all are what I said.

What I had said, will be in trouble.

Your father is coming to see your college.

So. - So. - Where is the college? Which you'll make.

Had admission letter, showed him. - Will show

college also.

Excuse me, are you the son of builder...

...will you build a building?

Yes, -Really.

Are you mad? - Silence please, -Are you mad.

Understand, you'll be trap.

Will see at that time, it's just a matter of one day.

Nothing will happen. - Why are you so scared?

Exactly- Hey Nanj. - Make him understand.

What do I do?

Am anyways torn.

And in this you want to make a college.

When there is no college.

Then from where will you make it.

You never took googles help, google help.

How are you, you've lost weight, what.

A small work, go, -Its not that small too. - Its big.

How big, will be beaten from shoes.

What are you saying? Will be on streets, -Really.

Won't be able to show face.

Very nice, -will be dead, ohh come in come in.

Come come, make yourself comfortable, come.

Sir in the newspaper you had seen advertisement.

We just need a college for that.

You're a superman. - Wore the pant first.

Remembered the panty later.

If won't get the college, even the panties will be

down.

Sir college should be far away from Mumbai, -Far.

Yes.

One college is so far, you'll feel its switzerland.

By road.

Switzerland, awesome.

Ohh my...

Listen.

What is it?

Castle, it's under me.

One NRI gave me to sell it in 6000 no one is ready to

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Tushar Hiranandani

Tushar Hiranandani (born 13 July 1975) is an Indian film writer. He grew up around the world of films as his grandfather Hiranand Hirnandani and father Ashok Hiranandani were Hindi film distributors and had a company called Black and White film distribution. He tasted early success with his debut film Masti directed by Indra Kumar in 2004. He is the head of content development at Balaji Motion Pictures. more…

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