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Synopsis: After barely making it through their Secondary School Certificate examinations, Ritesh Virani, whose father is a Kabadia, is unable to get admission in any college. He is not the only one though, his pals Pooja Nigam and Nanj Nair are also in the same leaky boat. They attempt in vain to secure admission through the father of their scholarly pal, Vishnu Vardhan. Then Ritesh's father decides to fire his hired help and get his son to do the work, and Pooja's dad decides to get her married, the desperate friends get together and concoct a fake college 'Fakirchand And Lakirchand Trust University', with the help of their money-lender friend, Google Chand. They recruit school-teacher, Baaji Rao, as Principal, whose performance is unacceptable by his school principal due to lewd references to 'Munni's Badnami' and 'Sheila's Jawani'. Google Chand offers them a derelict mansion in Panchgani, which they must renovate, invite their respective parents and show them that they have finally been accep
 
IMDB:
4.5
Year:
2011
120 min
305 Views


buy it.

It's a bad omen place, but for you all it's lucky.

Superb.

But its very deteriorated.

Will have to do lot of work on it.

Will do it.

Don't get upset with small work.

Where that you'll do it, but would require lot of

money.

We're middleclass guys, from where would we bring

money?

I'll give it, -You're great sir.

Thank you, will take it back also.

With 10.to percent interest.

No this much is enough...

...and anyways father will give fees money, -Ok.

For them only we doing all this, -I like your dad,

mine has come.

I spoke to father he said yes.

Now our college is done.

But God forbid, if something happens.

Then am not with you, am saying it first.

Am out am sorry.

Just arrange for Stephanie.

Because your fourth tier is.

Going to burst.

No no Mr googlechand...

...this is out cars that tier if this stops...

...functioning our call will stop.

If father will get to know that time will see.

You start the work.

Let's rock and roll.

In difficult questions, sorted thoughts.

Step our wings I'll sail away

Have got hurt also.

Here where, donno where, it's hurt.

Still the heart is in panic.

Take me to the world I know.

Because that's where where I'll go, I'm floating.

Am moving.

Am moving.

Am moving.

Guys what's the scene after lunch.

Drop me home and what else, -Now what

happened to you.

I don't have my college.

How will I reach in this bad car?

Your college is getting done, -Hey Vishnu.

Vishnu wait, who will clean the toilet?

When it's mended.

Flushed in seconds.

Luck is bit dicey.

Roads to sky of dreams are raw.

Walk carefully.

Don't fall.

Unaware.

Fell off, even hurt,

Here there, donno where.

Have fallen, still we're panic.

Take me to the world I know

Because that's where where I'll go

Am moving.

Am moving

Let's go.

All work finish.

I can sleep for a day in peace.

You'll be in peace once your father comes...

...and have a look at the college.

Listen Vishnu.

Please come soon man.

Google brother will be late, he has some work.

Get everything checked, no problem should occur.

No problem should occur, meaning.

I shouldn't go to my college. - Lf am gone then.

What are you? Saying, -Will see at that time man.

Just for one day.

Yes.

What difference it will make if one day you bunk.

He'll also come.

Ok listen.

For 9 am shift have called everyone at 8.30 am.

Everyone will come in costume. - Ok.

If you don't like anyone's dress...

...then whisper nicely in their ears.

They're very touchy, but google sir that.

Security guard and schools remaining staff.

4 watchmen's, 8 peons.

24 teachers.

And too many students, and they'll look like college

guys.

And principle, why principle.

Father is coming to see the college...

...will see the college and will leave.

If father will ask to meet the principle...

...then what will you do. - Who will say, no one will

say.

We don't want principle.

Want, -Why.

I asked father, if you want to meet principle, he said

yes.

Ohh man.

Oops bad, google sir.

Can you arrange for a principle too, please.

Young will do.

Galileo, father of modern science.

He has done something before 500 years...

...that we still remember him.

So children's, even we've to do something like this.

Sir tell us about him more.

Have you learnt net surfing? - Yes sir.

Then do rest on your own.

Sir you're the best.

Thank you darling.

Sir you should be our principle.

Hope your trustees were this sensible.

Anyways, so children.

This famous man name is principle.

Come on leave.

Mr Bajirao, -Yes sir.

Is this a class or Chattrapati Shivaji Airport.

No sir, kids weren't enjoying, hence I thought.

They were never interested in studies.

No, sir. They do, sir. - They learn if you teach them

properly.

He'll recite tables of eight.

Mahesh, you recite it.

Start... - His name is Mangesh.

Sir... Mahesh or Mangesh...

Makes no difference. - It does.

There should be perfection.

There should be detail.

You're a genius, sir.

Yes, Mangesh.

Sir, my name isn't Mangesh.

It's Dhananjay.

Go on.

8 times 1 is 8. - For you, darling.

8 times 2 is 16...

For you, darling.

8 times 3 is 24-For you, darling.

Stop!

Why are you defaming my school?

Sir, we're defaming Munni, not the school.

They're studying well. - I can't believe this.

You didn't hear the tables of 9.

It's about Young Sheila.

Nice to meet you. - Google, you?

Who are you? - Me?

Google. Fakirchand and Lakirchand Trust University.

Yeah. That's me.

Looking good. - That's driver's license.

Coincidentally the car is outside too.

We're...

For our college we're looking for a principal.

Yes! Yes.

I'll be the principal. - Yes.

Thank you so much. - Yes.

From school principal to college principal. - Thank

you so much.

You become principal when you get a chance.

This time we came for Mr. Bajirao.

Bajirao!

Me? I don't know anything. Just a minute.

Google, what rubbish! Me and college principal?

Yes. You'll be principal of the college. Ask him.

Who are you? - I'm Ritesh.

Who am I? - Bajirao. - Yes, sir.

Sir, just a minute. Are you telling the truth? - Yes.

You'll be the principal of the college.

I always wanted to be a principal.

Bajirao! - What?

You'll teach me how to teach!

You fool! You're a principal here.

You're not worthy to be a peon!

You're fired.

I'll do whatever I want now.

You're fired! - I'll sing whatever I want. - Let's go.

I always wanted to be a principal. - I know.

I'm so excited. When do I join college?

Tomorrow. And you've to resign tomorrow after

tomorrow! - What?

Resign? What do you mean? - It's a one day's job. - A

day's job.

What? - It's a fake college, but real money.

Are you mad? - Please help us.

My dad has harassed me because of my less marks.

So you opened a fake college.

You too are like him, but not me.

I don't like. I've principles.

You'll get 50,000 rupees.

Where is the college? - Not far.

It's a small school but students pay fees for

education.

If cheap songs aren't stopped...

...education will be out and vulgarity in.

Hello.

Yes. Where are you?

Junior artists are here.

Ok, bye.

Action!

Please wait.

Get into your character.

Oh!

Bajirao! This is your cabin. That's your chair.

Hail principal Bajirao!

Hail principal Bajirao!

Dream come true.

Father, the you like my college?

It's FALTU.

It's such a sexy college. You call it useless.

It's written on the board.

F! A! L! T! U!

FALTU!

It's a short form.

Let's go in. - Very true.

Mr. Bajirao! - What?

Wake up.

All the uncles and aunts are here.

Please get into character.

I was born to play this character.

Didn't I say everything will be fine?

Naiyar. Nigam.

What do you think looking at the college

atmosphere?

Very, very positive atmosphere.

I'll give this college 10 out of 10 marks.

Without meeting the principal.

Principal? - Yes, we've to meet the principal.

He's there. Principal sir!

He?

He's the principal.

Hi, friends.

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Tushar Hiranandani

Tushar Hiranandani (born 13 July 1975) is an Indian film writer. He grew up around the world of films as his grandfather Hiranand Hirnandani and father Ashok Hiranandani were Hindi film distributors and had a company called Black and White film distribution. He tasted early success with his debut film Masti directed by Indra Kumar in 2004. He is the head of content development at Balaji Motion Pictures. more…

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