F.A.L.T.U Page #5

Synopsis: After barely making it through their Secondary School Certificate examinations, Ritesh Virani, whose father is a Kabadia, is unable to get admission in any college. He is not the only one though, his pals Pooja Nigam and Nanj Nair are also in the same leaky boat. They attempt in vain to secure admission through the father of their scholarly pal, Vishnu Vardhan. Then Ritesh's father decides to fire his hired help and get his son to do the work, and Pooja's dad decides to get her married, the desperate friends get together and concoct a fake college 'Fakirchand And Lakirchand Trust University', with the help of their money-lender friend, Google Chand. They recruit school-teacher, Baaji Rao, as Principal, whose performance is unacceptable by his school principal due to lewd references to 'Munni's Badnami' and 'Sheila's Jawani'. Google Chand offers them a derelict mansion in Panchgani, which they must renovate, invite their respective parents and show them that they have finally been accep
 
IMDB:
4.5
Year:
2011
120 min
305 Views


What's up?

I'm Bajirao! Principal of this college.

Hello, sir. You're looking very good.

Thank you. - Hello, sir. Greetings, madam. - Greetings.

Nice to see you come to drop your kids.

Your kids too want that...

...you should drop them.

Please sit.

Here? - Yes.

Let's talk down to earth.

Please sit. Relax.

You see these kids... of yours...

...they'll go very far.

You're underestimating them for no reason.

They're very smart.

Sir, they're your kids...

...but you don't know them.

They're doing so much!

And they can do a lot.

You've no idea. - But...

...if you see hope in them...

...we're very hopeful too. - What are you saying?

We've hopes even from strangers...

...after all they're your kids.

Yes! Follow me.

Let's go there. - It's such an age!

But you know...

...these days...

...it's so important to be over educated.

Honesty is the true education.

Percentage doesn't matter for that.

If your kids learn to tell the truth...

If your kids learn to tell the truth...

...they'll get education anywhere.

But the time is such...

...we've to lie. - It's fine if they lie to you...

...in fact it will be no problem.

But if they lie to themselves...

Not advisable.

The day your kids tell the truth to themselves...

...college won't be needed.

...college won't be needed.

Papa, our principal is a big philosopher.

You won't understand him.

Jimmy! Hi!

Sir, I want coffee! - No overacting.

Get lost!

Sir, very nice college.

Sir, very nice college.

Thank you. - You're a young, dashing and handsome

principal.

Over educated.

Sir.

If our kids study here well...

Sir, the college belongs to these kids. They can do

anything.

Please come. - Good philosopher. - Principal.

Please come. - Good philosopher. - Principal.

We see the future of our kids in this college very

clearly.

I can see it too!

We've reached your cars talking.

Yes... - It means... you've to...

...go home.

Bye. - Thank you.

Bye. - Thank you.

Bye. - Let's go.

Mr. Nigam. - Thank you so much Mr. Baji... - Rao.

Rao. - Bajirao! - Bajirao!

Thank you. - All right. See you. - Mr. Nair.

Thank you. Thank you so much, sir.

Thank you. - Please, allow me. - Oh yes!

Bye, papa. - Bye, son.

I gave you cell phones. So call me.

I gave you cell phones. So call me.

Don't worry about the future of your kids.

Nothing can happen of it.

Yes, baby!

Such innocent parents.

Don't you've hearts?

We're doing all this because of their anger.

We survive on their love.

We survive on their love.

So we're doing this for our survival. - Very good.

For my survival...

...give me my pay check.

Yes, Monu.

What? You couldn't do it.

You fool! From Mono, I'll turn you to Stereo. Stay

there.

Google! Google!

Great work! Our parents were floored!

All these people aren't mine. - What are you saying?

I'm telling the truth. - I couldn't arrange so many.

I don't know who these people are.

Listen, guys. - How did you come here? - By flight!

Listen, guys. - How did you come here? - By flight!

Then we took a taxi and arrived here.

I cam from Kerala. I'm a student. - Student? - Yes.

How did you know this is a college?

Strange!

It has a good website. - We took on line admission.

Who is your junior artist supplier? - What?

What are you doing here? - We're student.

What are you doing here? - We're student.

We got admission from web site.

I'm so happy to get admission in college finally.

I'm just Jaipur. - I'm from Ketpur.

Hey...

Oh God. I don't understand anything.

God needs to help us!

Everything will be fine!

God needs to help us!

God needs to help us! - Don't worry. - What will be

fine!

God needs to help us! - Don't worry. - What will be

fine!

I told you there will be a problem.

Stop it! Guys, please.

Google, please help us.

You worry too much.

I'm here... relax. Relax.

My friend.

Greetings, Mr. Dubey.

Who is Dubey? - I need a small favor.

My friends... 3 boys and a girl...

They're very nice.

I need high quality poison for them.

Poison. - It should kill in 2 minutes.

They shouldn't be in pain. They're my friends.

Sir. What are you doing?

Sir. What are you doing?

When 500 people will thrash you...

...you'll die in pain.

Take pills and die in 2 minutes.

Simple.

It's the easiest way out...

...to go out and tell the truth.

That's the best option you've.

Sir. Sir, you tell the truth for us.

You're hiding behind me when trouble appeared.

I'll stay here. You do your work.

Sir. Sir, you can some more money. Please.

I told you earlier...

...I don't sell my honesty.

...I don't sell my honesty.

How does one lakh sound?

Forget what I said.

He likes it.

Excuse me. Move aside. - Guys.

Make way!

Please. I'll tell you one thing.

Move!

Calm down! Just a minute.

Shut up! - We want...

Shut up! - We want...

Shut up!

Ouiet!

My name is Bajirao!

Welcome to Fakirchand and Lakirchand Trust

University.

How many are there...

How many are there...

...who didn't get admission in any other college?

Ok.

And... how many here...

...if they find out...

...that this isn't a college...

Just a minute. Stop!

They're going mad.

I don't want to die for one lakh.

Answer us!

We came from so far!

It's your problem, not mine. - You deal with them.

If we don't get admission, we won't spare you!

They're acting just like their name.

You got me stuck!

I'm sorry. It's a matter of a day.

Guys, please. - Do you think we're mad.

Answer us! - Please listen.

Will you say something now?

I'm sorry, guys! - My foot!

What do we do with your sorry!

They don't understand.

How can he stop them?

We're students like you who didn't...

...get admission in any college...

...we started this fake college to save...

...ourselves from our parents' anger.

You've ruined the ones like you!

I know. It's our fault. It's very grave too.

We didn't do it on purpose. And...

What else! - Tell us!

Website is fake too.

Website is fake too.

Get down! - Just a minute. Please.

We lied for ourselves.

But the truth is that...

...we too didn't get admission in any college.

My father said a fool like me won't get admission

anywhere.

My father said a fool like me won't get admission

anywhere.

Now where should I go?

Tell us! - Guys, please. - I told my parents...

...I'll commit suicide if I don't get admission.

Now what do I do?

My mother always cries when my result is out.

Today I saw joy on my mother's face for the first

time.

Today I saw joy on my mother's face for the first

time.

I got stuck because of you.

Guys, we didn't do it on purpose.

Guys! Please listen.

We'll find a solution.

How?

Just a second.

Just a second.

What's the solution?

What will we tell our parents? - That this is a real

college...

...and we'll study here.

Come on. You tell us. Is this the solution?

Yes, this is a nice solution.

We'll stay here.

Guys. This isn't possible.

This isn't happening.

Didn't you lie to bunk school?

Guys, this... - This is the solution.

Stay here... - This isn't happening.

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Tushar Hiranandani

Tushar Hiranandani (born 13 July 1975) is an Indian film writer. He grew up around the world of films as his grandfather Hiranand Hirnandani and father Ashok Hiranandani were Hindi film distributors and had a company called Black and White film distribution. He tasted early success with his debut film Masti directed by Indra Kumar in 2004. He is the head of content development at Balaji Motion Pictures. more…

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