Facial for the First Time Page #7

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ominous-sounding word, right?

It sounds like something

the Nazis committed.

Are you gonna put it on?

You mean right now?

Or...

No, yeah, uh,yeah. Uh...

Do you wanna get under the covers?

Yeah, heh, I do. That's a good idea.

Good idea.

Okay.

Oh, uh...

Okay.

All right.

Sorry. Sorry.

Guess I'm, uh, a little nervous.

Well, um...

Do you want me to, uh, you know...?

No, I'm okay. I'm good.

I actually think I almost got it.

Oh.

Uh... Heh.

Oh, good.

Thank you for the offer.

Mm-hm.

It's okay. Right there. Right there.

Yeah. Yeah.

Sweet.

Oh, okay. Uh...

Yeah. Heh.

Ooh.

Hey. Uh...

No. I want this.

Me too.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, no, no, no.

Okay.

Don't wig out. Don't wig out.

Don't wig out.

Okay.

Don't wig out.

At least the condom

didn't break.

I think that it can be better.

You know, like, more fun.

Eventually.

There's really no other

direction it could go.

Yeah.

But it wasn't your fault.

I didn't think it was.

It wasn't.

And it wasn't my fault either.

Why? Do you think it's my fault?

Oh.

Hey, no.

It's nobody's-- It's nobody's fault, okay?

Look, uh, I just--

I heard that sometimes

people don't quite fit together.

Hmm. And you think that that's us?

I don't know.

But I don't think that's how

it was supposed to go. Uh...

You know,

even if you've never...

It didn't feel right.

Well, I mean, right? Did it?

It felt weird.

It didn't feel good.

I mean, maybe you weren't

turned on enough or something.

I don't know how that sh*t works

or what's, like, normal, or...

I mean, with guys, the equipment's

pretty self-explanatory, you know?

But with girls, I just--

I had no idea it got so complicated.

It's like you practically need a fricking

schematic and a flashlight just to--

Okay. All right. Oh, my God.

I cannot believe that we just--

I mean, I've only known you for,

what, like one weekend?

Not even-- Like 43 hours. I don't even

have a copy of your test results.

Test results?

I don't have test results. I'm a virgin.

Or I was a minute ago.

There are plenty of venereal diseases

you can get without intercourse.

Okay.

Okay, you know what?

This just--

This happened really fast,

and we got carried away

and we made a mistake.

And, you know, it's--

Look, it's not that big of a deal.

Not the end of the world.

Had to happen sooner or later, right?

So we just-- We got it over with.

Wow, I guess I'll just do about anything

to put off my calculus homework.

Yeah, well, I should probably go.

Or else I'm gonna have to jump off that

roof when your parents come home.

I guess I'll call you later.

Yeah.

Wait.

Uh, you know,

why don't I, uh...? Like, I'll...

I'll call you.

Because I've got a crazy few weeks

coming up with finals and everything,

and also, Ronny keeps calling me

and leaving these messages

apologizing,

so I don't even know

what's gonna...

You know, he said he wrote this song

that he wants me to hear and...

Yeah, it's about your knees.

Enjoy that.

And I know you wanna spend

as much time with your sister

as possible this summer before

you leave for New York, so, um...

So this probably isn't a great time

for you either.

To be getting into a--

Relationship.

Anything.

God. Just for the record,

I tried to stop it.

All right? You practically--

Practically what?

No, nothing.

I'm sorry it happened.

Yeah. Me too.

All right, great. I guess I'll see you.

See you, Dave.

# 'Cause there's a red moon

Low in the sky #

# And a Santa Anna #

# We are love

We are taken for granted #

# I'm only here for this moment #

# Siri Guru Daveh Nameh #

# The things they do to me #

# Are they trying to make me bleed? #

# But I will never need them

Like they need me #

# Siri Guru Daveh Nameh #

Come on.

Sh*t.

# I wanna love you

I wanna love you #

# I wanna love you #

# I wanna love you #

# I wanna love you ##

Hey, it's me. What are you doing?

Sex. Sex.

Here's what I know about sex.

You ready? You ready?

Sex is so much better

before you've had it.

Because before you've had it,

it's everything.

You know?

It's what you dream of.

I mean, your entire world is,

like, consumed in this...

Well, you guys know

what I'm talking about.

And then after...

After, it's just...

It's just sex.

It's just-- It's not even that, you know?

It's just a mess. It's a mess.

I wish I could just go back

to the beginning.

Beginning?

You mean Friday?

Yeah, Friday.

Seems like a long time ago, doesn't it?

I'd do it all different.

All right. I'm gonna ask you

a serious question,

and I want you to think about it

before you give me the answer.

Is it possible that the problem

was that you're actually, like,

huge?

And you've never realized it before because you've

never had anything to compare it to up close.

Would you like me to look

at your penis?

No. Trust me,

that's not the problem.

You're sure? All right.

Positive.

What?

It's better this way.

It's better. Think about it.

She doesn't go to our school so you're

not gonna run into her in the hallways.

Nobody knows,

so nobody's gonna hear her version.

And in a couple of weeks,

it'll be prom, then graduation,

and before you know it,

you're on a plane to JFK.

So it was never gonna

last anyway.

And now it's done with.

And who knows, maybe years from now

you'll bump into her somewhere,

you know, in some bar.

You'll have a few drinks

and you'll laugh about it.

And that's it. That's life.

So the best thing to do is just let it go.

Let it go, David.

I think that's bullshit.

Oh, really? You do?

Total bullshit.

You met somebody. Somebody

very cool, from the sound of it.

How many weekends

have we spent driving around

looking for exactly that thing?

And it never happens.

It never happens.

But it did. So now what?

You hit one bump

and you bail?

Throw your hands up

and walk away?

Well, I mean, it was

a pretty major bump.

No, it wasn't. It was sex.

One time. The first time.

You don't know anything from that.

You're gonna tell me you don't think

it's worth giving it one more shot?

You think it's about letting it go. No.

It's about sticking with it

and being a man.

And I don't mean in no bullshit way,

like you're tough or you're a dick.

Being a real man.

I don't even know if I am.

You are. You're a man. Now act like it.

All right, let me ask you this.

A couple of days ago,

you were all about Jane.

You know, dear, sweet Janey.

And now I just wanna know,

before we go full commando here,

what is it that's so special

about this particular girl?

Ugh.

Oh, my God.

I'm so glad that you called.

You are? Oh, baby,

I'm so glad you're glad I called.

I just had to hear your voice,

my sweet girl's voice.

Ronny.

This has been the darkest day

of my life.

I feel like I don't even know

who I am anymore.

Things have been so messed up lately,

all this negativity around me.

Joel and Leon and my mom

That judgmental b*tch.

Anyway, I guess I'm just trying

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