Facial for the First Time Page #6

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Or, like, don't go out of your way

or anything.

Okay.

All right. Heh.

Hi.

What are you doing?

I thought you had so much

calculus homework.

I wasn't gonna bug you

for at least another 15 minutes.

I'm taking a much-deserved break

Me too- I'm at the park with Stella-.

We got big money riding

on this peewee baseball game.

Yeah, maybe I could, um...

You wanna come hang outwith us?

Meet the gerbil?

Well, I don't wanna, like,

butt in on your time with your sister.

No, are you kidding me? She's sick

to death of me. Come on. Here.

Yes? Aubrey?

Hi, this is Stella.

Hi.

Can you please come to the park

and hang outwith us?

We've never been apart for that long,

so it'll be an adjustment, definitely.

I mean, but I'll be back all the time,

and she'll come out a lot.

We'll make it work.

It'll be fine. It'll be fine.

Plus, we've still got

the whole summer. Ahem.

She wants to go on a roller coaster.

She's obsessed with roller coasters.

Where's her father?

I mean, you don't have to tell me.

No, no. It's nothing that dramatic. Uh...

We just don't really know.

He had a drug problem. Uh...

Got himself into debt, took off.

It was a real mess. Ahem.

The worst pan,

Stella really liked him,

and he just completely bailed on her.

That's pan of why it's hard,

you know, leaving.

I don't want her to worry

that I'm not gonna come back.

Dave, it's...

No, you're right.

It'll be fine.

What are you two

talking about over here?

We were talking about roller coasters.

I love roller coasters.

Yeah? How do you know?

You've never even been on one yet.

Hey, guys.

Oh, hey. I need your input.

What do you think, with this dress,

the shawl or the jacket?

Are you guys going somewhere?

Nope. This is how we've decided

to start dressing around the house.

We're gonna have to insist

that you do too.

Every Sunday.

It'll be a regular thing.

I've told you about this a hundred times.

Tonight's the benefit.

The benefit.

The cancer center.

Your father is presenting an award.

Are you ever listening to me

when I tell you these things?

Right, the benefit.

That's tonight.

Yes, it's tonight.

There's lasagna in the fridge.

You should eat it,

because we're gonna be late, okay?

Okay. And I'd, um--

You know, I'd definitely go

with the jacket, no question.

As would I. Let's go.

Ah, coming. Good night.

Night.

So here's the thing.

My parents are gonna go to this benefit.

Benefits are cool.

Uh...

Uh, you should come over.

Really?

I mean, if you want to, you could--

Do you want to?

Yes. I mean, I guess. Sure.

Uh, when-ish?

Like 45 minutes-ish?

Uh, no, that should work for me.

Good.

Great.

Bye.

Bye.

No.

No, because you're not that guy.

You're not that guy who walks around

with a condom in his wallet.

You're not.

Can I put this down in your room?

It's deceptively heavy.

Mm-hm.

Thanks.

What you got in there?

Oh, I got you something.

Uh, it's nothing.

You know,

it's just like getting you flowers or...

Or-- I would never get you flowers though

because I know how you feel about cheesiness.

I'm not opposed to flowers.

I like flowers. They're pretty.

Oh. Okay. Huh.

Well, now I know that. Um, wow.

I should have got you, like,

a whole box of flowers.

You shouldn't have

gotten me anything.

Well, after the park, I took Stella

to this really cool store off Scottsdale

where, um, I used to go in

all the time because I would get--

I used to have this

antique-action-figure collection. Uh...

I don't know why I'm telling you about

my action-figure collection, but any--

I thought you could cut them up.

You know, for collage.

You are just completely ridiculous.

I know. I know. It was stupid.

Uh, I just--

I don't know why I brought that.

I just-- I thought maybe--

You probably have

a whole system for that.

I dig you so much.

So much it, like, freaks me out.

I told you.

I want you to hear this song

I downloaded last night.

I was maybe gonna put it on a CD

with some other stuff for your car.

Like a mix?

No, not like a mix, just...

# Girl come to me in a dream #

# And I don't even know her name #

# A pretty mark upon her breast #

# To signify her from the rest #

So, what do you wanna do?

# But her and I are just the same #

Well, there's some lasagna.

Are you hungry?

- Are you?

- No.

Me neither.

Okay.

We could, um...

- We could watch a movie.

- Well, I've actually seen all the movies.

I'm pretty sure

there's quite a few movies.

I'm pretty sure I've seen them all.

Okay, then, that's out.

# I know it won't be easy #

# What a thing to believe #

We could go for a ride.

Yeah, we could.

We could definitely do that.

Or, you know, not,

because we'll probably just

end up coming back here.

Yeah, so, what's the point?

We could play a game.

You know,

like Chutes and Ladders or Boggle.

I'd wipe the floor with you

if we played Boggle.

Seriously, I'm amazing.

I could have gone pro

if I hadn't blown out my knee.

# The letter slipped

Right through my hands #

# Practiced all my wit and charm #

# Had many girls on every arm #

I don't really feel like playing games,

do you?

Not really.

Okay.

So, what do you wanna do?

Really.

What?

What? What are you--?

What are you thinking?

Uh, I'm son of thinking that, um...

What?

I'm thinking

that this has just been like...

the best weekend of my life.

And I don't wanna do anything

that might screw it up.

Oh.

Um...

Yeah. No, you're right.

I am?

Yeah. Yeah. You're totally right.

Yeah, we should just, you know,

take things slow, not rush things.

You know, we don't wanna be cliche

Yeah, cliches are the worst.

Those people who are like, "Ah, those

teenagers with their raging hormones.

They can't control themselves." It's like, come on.

Yes, we can control ourselves.

Such bullshit. We are not bunnies.

We are absolutely not bunnies.

We are capable of making intelligent,

rational decisions.

I think we're making one right now.

We are. This is good. This is better.

Way better. I'm glad you agree.

I totally agree.

Good. Me too.

Aw, f*** it.

# I know it won't be easy #

# What a thing to believe ##

Oh, uh... Uh...

Should I...?

Okay, what?

Uh, I don't know...

Uh, well, what do you, uh, like?

Oh, um... Well, did you--

Did you bring a condom?

No. Sh*t.

No, no. That's good. That's cool.

That means that you didn't think that I

thought we were gonna have sex tonight.

It's cooler that you didn't think that.

Yeah, heh, no. I definitely didn't think that at all.

Uh, never even crossed my mind.

I have one.

What?

A condom.

Huh?

Should I get it?

You could. I mean, sure. Yeah.

Okay.

That's a thing you could do.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

That's a thing you could do.

Holy sh*t.

All right.

Uh...

You can have it.

This is for me.

I think this is a really good kind.

Like maybe the best.

I think this is what Tiger uses.

And it hasn't expired yet.

You know, still got a good

Not that I have

that kind of stamina.

Hey, "spermicide" is a really

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