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North Sea doesn't count?

- How's the North Sea international?

I went there

before you were even principal.

Right. Don't start again

with your seal rescue station.

Without my eco group,

and the 12 euros monthly sponsorship,

Ines and Rollie wouldn't be alive.

We now have a seal-cam for Rollie.

And a Twitter account.

In case you want to follow us.

Perhaps you should have spent

more time in treatment.

I'd like Rome again.

The wine, the air, the dolce vita!

An emerging nation, Mr. Gundlach.

Not pizza, but something like

an epidemic or a catastrophe.

Like the Schiller school

is going to Thailand. - I'd go.

If Mr. Miller comes along.

- What?

No. There's no way I'm going

to some camp with those idiots.

Certainly not

with my North Sea budget.

Or I'll put the student council

on your case.

It's called working according to plan.

According to plan, Ingrid!

Are we done? - Right, you have

parent-teacher day.

Tell them what's going well, but also

talk about student weaknesses and

Can you write that down?

- You're so dependent.

Have you started reading 'Faust'?

- Of course.

Which part do you like best?

- When he dies.

The thing with the apple,

him shooting the apple.

You haven't even googled it.

We'll discuss the class trip. I don't

want Hauke to get the campaign again.

Dream on!

YOUR DONATIONS HELP!

Did you crash here?

But no coitus interruptus

or whatever, right?

You put it in, you use a condom.

I'm not financing your retard baby.

Oh my God.

Grotesque. That woman

went through my stuff.

My old DVDs, gone. Our mascot, gone.

All my stuffed animals, gone.

Mascot? What'd it look like?

- The Goethe mascot. A sloth.

What'd she do with it?

I donated it. You don't play with it

anymore. - Donated to who?

Grotesque.

It was our school mascot.

Oh, I'm sorry.

To the Schiller school, for

their partner school in Thailand.

You put it in the container?

Yesterday afternoon. You saw

I had the garbage bag with me.

What's with you guys?

- Simply grotesque.

Laura, stop using that word.

It's driving me mad.

You mean 'grotesque'?

Caro!

Where's the donation container?

- It was picked up last night.

They're sending it to Thailand.

- Thailand!? - Yeah.

I DRIVE GREEN:

WE'RE OFF TO OUR PARTNER

SCHOOL IN THAILAND AGAIN

Oh, the sun's coming up. Fab shirt!

- Thanks.

Hey! Are you going going to

the place where the donations are?

And you're the father of - No,

that's Mr. Miller from Goethe High.

Hauke Woelki, Biology, English.

- So?

I'm Lisi's ex.

Didn't she tell you?

Maybe.

- Jealous?

Kidding.

We don't talk anymore.

The grammar queen is all yours.

You're a bit amped, huh?

- I'm in a good mood.

Fab job, fab students.

#Livin' the dream.

Hauke! We're waiting for you.

- Morning.

I'm a little late.

Ate some bad oysters.

Would you please be so kind

and get the projector. I brought snacks.

My class is a treasure.

- Is that where you're going?

Yes,

our Thai partner school.

Most successful social school

project in Germany. - Sh*t.

Frustrating, when your

school just doesn't have the means.

Maybe you and Elisabeth want to buy

a boxwood plant from our school garden?

Or a hedgerow? You can see directly

into Lisi's living room from the street.

I usually look out, not in.

It's been a pleasure,

but I've got to go.

Hope to see you at the

schoolyard design seminar in May!

Cool guy, say hi to my Sweetie Pie.

WORLDSAVERS TEAM

IS HELPING TO SAVE THE WORLD

My bank called.

Did you try to use my credit card

to buy a ticket to Bangkok?

I was surfing the website

and I might've clicked on something.

Zeki?

Don't screw with me.

I just wanted to borrow it until

I get paid in a couple of weeks.

Maybe you shouldn't spend it all

on games and alcohol.

Why Bangkok, Zeki? Something's

going on, it isn't vacation time.

It's Kaiser,

Mr. Miller's probation officer.

Probation's almost over.

We need to

confirm Mr. Miller's address.

Schnabelstedt. The truth in 5 seconds,

or I've lied the last time for you.

Hello?

You can tell your probation officer

you forged the certificate of conduct.

Still there? - Hello Mr. Kaiser. I've

been meaning to call.

About Mr. Miller.

Hey. I wanted to surprise you

- Hello?

With an international class trip.

So Ms. Gerster beats the Schiller school

and you get the teacher campaign.

Ms. Schnabelstedt?

- Mr. Kaiser. Excuse me.

Yes, Mr. Miller still lives here.

- I see. Perfect.

I'll tell him. Bye bye.

- Very good, bye.

I thought we could pay

at least one teacher ticket,

to keep the school budget down.

I should have asked, sorry.

Sorry, I was so mean to you.

I'm sorry. I just worry

you'll do something stupid again

and then we can only have sex

once a month in prison.

Hey, you need to learn to trust me.

It would be so great

if you came on the class trip.

And to Thailand!

- I have to go there.

You are so passionate about your job!

- Yes.

But it won't work

without the money

from lngrid's North Sea trip.

Think of your career.

Someone's got to get her

to cancel it.

God, that sounded ruthless.

I learned that from you.

This is a test, right?

It's not a test.

Eliminate Ms. Leimbach-Knorr.

She's been unstable since her

burnout rehab.

What's in it for us?

- Nothing.

We want to go along on the class trip!

You're not in the eco group.

- Then get us in.

Or you can do your own dirty work.

Yeah, whatever.

We never get to go on class trips,

they always leave us behind.

I wonder why.

Come up with a plan.

OK.

Animals.

She takes pills, right?

- Oh, yeah.

Careful! School's not a playground!

Oh, you are out of your

minds! Hoodlums!

Excuse us, Ms. Leimbach-Knorr.

Just get out of my way!

Naomi, quiet down.

Or everyone's getting an F.

The whispering

is bad enough.

Now just watch,

and describe what happens.

Who rigged the experiment?

- Nobody. We were all sitting here.

My mother says you shouldn't

be allowed to teach anymore.

I bet YOU made a mistake.

You're just trying

to make me look crazy.

You stay seated.

Oh my God.

- What was that?

One word and we'll shave your heads!

He didn't tell us

it would be that extreme.

You're cheating

your worthless school to the top.

Humanities are yesterday's news, Erika.

Veni, vidi, sorry.

An inclusion certificate?

Without even a wheelchair ramp!

Etienne has Asperger's.

- Right, 11% disabled.

Anyway, WE applied first

as an anti-racist school.

I have almost 50% ethnic students.

You have

We have genuine black students.

- Right. One.

And I'm not even sure she wasn't

painted! - Don't get cheeky!

Time for a pop quiz.

Take it easy.

Ingrid

Who's there?

Your inner voices.

You must destroy us.

Or we'll destroy

- you

I'll get you.

Stop. Stop.

One last time, Gudrun.

Tear down your gym.

You are invading our territory.

- Try watching less Game of Thrones.

Whatever, you don't

even have a coat of arms.

And the next thing I'm going to get

is the dept. of education ad campaign.

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