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With the North Sea? I doubt it.

Ingrid!

- Now it's your turn!

The plug's been pulled on the North Sea.

Oh God, she's going to kill him.

Can't you hear the voices?

Hell is empty.

The devils are all here.

- What the hell got into you?

Shakespeare.

- I'm not crazy!

That gang of hoodlums!

I'll press criminal charges!

Freedom! Freedom!

Pia, no bikes on the handrail.

And no posting!

So, dear colleagues,

Ms. Leimbach-Knorr is 'sick' again.

Ms. Schnabelstedt

is taking over the eco group.

She and Mr. Miller are going to?

- Thailand. Ban Nam.

Thailand? Why? The Schiller school

is already going there.

It's a bad idea.

It's cheaper than any other place.

They're used to student groups,

they go there all the time.

And maybe we can steal

their partner school.

That's the spirit!

I have to take a few

of my students along -

Chantal and them.

- What?

Elisabeth, you won't survive.

- And a disabled student, please.

That too? But then

it's a special ed trip. Why?

Because we're an inclusion school.

No backtalk.

Ask um, - Ploppi?

- Exactly. He's all we've got.

You can't just change the whole group

without asking us.

Yeah, yeah. Go!

He's so stupid.

Why does everyone think he's cool?

- Not me.

Definitely not. I never travel.

But it'll be super fun.

Chantal beat me up twice.

She'll do it again.

Is it just Chantal?

65% because of Chantal. I think.

Plus I hate the climate

and I hate sweat.

- F***.

So Ploppi can stay here.

If he doesn't come, we're going

to the North Sea. - Yes Spain!

Spain.

Who's got slap duty?

'Yo', me!

- So slap yourself.

She said 'yo'!

- Who's on 'yo'-duty?

IYOI!

I am. - Too late.

Burak, hit him! - Ouch!

Apologize to Etienne, or it's a North

Sea worm dig. - No, I don't want to.

He's weird. Plus he's in love

with Ms. Schnabelstedt.

Aw, sweet!

- Seriously? - Yes.

They screamed his locker,

found a photo altar.

Screened.

- Screamed his locker

Not screamed... screened!

You sh*t-for-brains.

What? - But we will graduate

with you, won't we?

What did we learn today?

Photosynthesis is not sh*t,

it's hot sh*t.

Because plants are awesome!

Click 'biology is awesome' and try

my mega brain channel for study tips.

Over and out, your Hauke!

Friend request

Confirm

Hey, Honey, look forward

to seeing you on the class trip.

I can't go.

But I'd like to spend some time

with you. Don't tell anyone,

but sometimes I secretly imagine

kissing you.

No, I can't go.

But I have to go.

Yes.

Yes.

Father?

Could you get down the big suitcase?

We're twins!

They let

their folks bring them.

Embarrassing.

- Bye, Dad. - Have fun, OK?

Hi, Laura! - A class trip!

Like a real teaching couple.

I'm gonna sleep in.

You can do the teacher thing.

Are romantic nights in a tent

part of the teacher thing?

I'm sleeping alone.

- Right.

Hey, Ploppi! Are you moving?

Hi, Meike.

Good morning!

- Mr. Miller!

Yeah, yeah, come on.

- Class trip!

Load that sh*t.

GOETHE HIGH CLASS TRIP

Shut up and sit down.

Shut the f*** up!

Zeynep, Zeynep, Zeynep!

- Quit it!

And go through here.

- Oh, my watch.

Where are you?

It's boarding time.

I'm almost there.

Go ahead to the gate.

And don't let them buy candy,

it's too stimulating!

Schnabelstedt. I was wondering if it's

too late to order a vegetarian meal?

I'll see what I can do.

Schnabelstedt. And you're

traveling with 8 children?

Yes. One of them's my boyfriend.

I'll see if I can reach anyone.

Don't let him through, he's a terrorist!

I'm too fat, Mr. Miller.

Go to the gate move!!

My ticket says that's my seat.

Excuse me! Sorry, I'm late.

Yes?

- Come with us, please.

No, not right now.

I'm not carrying a bomb.

Oh God, I shouldn't have said that.

Kidding!

Not funny. Come on.

- For the 1000th time,

I don't know what you mean.

How much longer?

It's just a bottle.

- You think this is funny?

I'm a teacher. It was probably

a prank. I really have to

Undress. A female officer

will be right with you.

Welcome aboard.

Welcome to our Goethe High friends

in economy.

Champagne's coming.

I wish us a great flight.

Excuse me.

Please don't use the intercom!

Business?

Sorry guys, it was all paid for

by alumni donations.

Even I find it a little snobby.

Definitely at the wrong school.

Caro?

Cheers.

- Cheers.

Hello. Someone's missing.

My colleague's not here yet!

I'm terribly sorry, it's too late.

I'm sure

you have everything under control.

Fasten your seatbelts, please,

ready for take off!

Time to party!

Stop this. Cut it out!

I didn't put the darn bottle in my

bag. It was probably Daniel!

They're not normal.

I can't do this without you!

You can cope for one day.

Laura has sleeping pills.

That doesn't look

like airplane mode to me.

Turn your phone off, please. Thank you.

It'll be fine.

- F***.

It'll take more than a day...

to finish the police investigation.

How long?

- One or two weeks.

It's milk chocolate.

ANNOUNCEMEN Here you go.

Give me a few of

the little bottles. - Here.

Man!

Please don't open the duty-free

items. - Put that back!

One's enough!

I just swallowed them all.

Oh my God, it's so warm.

Guys, let the driver do that.

Get on board.

I'm vlogging. - Me too.

- No, it's my vlog.

Hi peeps! it's Chanti!

Guess where I am?

Right! l. AM. IN. Bangkok!

Mr. Miller is still asleep.

And I need alcohol!

Look, a hooker!

- Excuse me?

Motherf***er!

- The hooker speaks German.

What's wrong with him?

Where's our bus?

There.

You rent without driver.

No driver.

Anybody speak Thai?

He said we rented it without a driver.

OK, get moving, Danger!

- Yeah, yeah.

Wait, wait.

Here we go, b*tches!

Best class trip ever.

Thanks!

Is she really going to stick

a ping-pong ball in her ...? - Yup!

Me too, me too!

Zeynep, do you know how many likes

a video like this gets?

Chantal, I bet you can't pop

a ping-pong ball out of your p*ssy.

5 euros!

This idiot is my witness.

Where's the ball?

Got it.

In the p*ssy, in the p*ssy.

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BECOME AN ELF IN 100 DAYS

Have we arrived?

- When is Ms. Schnabelstedt coming?

When are we leaving? I'm hot.

And it smells like cilantro.

Where are the others'?

- They were going to a king-Kong bar.

Over there.

A Ping-pong bar?

No.

Hey! Have you completely lost it?!

I hardly had anything to drink.

Out! Right now!

You had a choice.

But you just had to hide a hand grenade

in Ms. Schnabelstedt's hand luggage.

Until she arrives,

we're playing by my rules.

What's that for?

If you move out of my line of sight,

your leg explodes.

My leg's gone! My leg's

That was level 1.

- That's against 'human's freedom'!

It's mainly against

venereal disease and fatal accidents.

I should

put you all on a leash.

Come on! Spare me the fake

innocence. Just get on the bus.

You look like prostitutes.

- Zeynep, a compliment for you.

What madness

You're playing with my feelings

Chantal!

Hey Burak, we're at your place!

Oh my God, what a dump.

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