Fack ju Goehte 2 Page #4

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Where are you?

I was on the phone for ages

with the authority. I can't come.

You're joking!

You're not coming?

I'm a terror suspect!

I'm not happy either.

I can't do this alone.

- I know you'll do a great job.

They're nuts!

Nonsense! You grow so close

to your students on a class trip.

You'll be a real team

when you're back.

What if someone dies?

- Man, Daniel, stop that!

Danger, put the hatchet down! - Keep to

the schedule and nothing'll happen.

Structure each day to educational

goals. Remember the protocols.

And Laura

is not allowed to have sex.

The acupuncture kit's

in the suitcase in case of an emergency.

I love you. Keep in touch, OK?

- OK. - Bye.

Oh God.

Welcome to Ban Nam.

Hello.

Great that it worked out.

Elisabeth.

Once she finds a gift,

she sticks with it.

So, let's show you our partner school.

Wolf Group, into double rows. March!

Come on!

Two, three, four

Your camping space

is down there, at the beach.

Where are you guys crashing?

In our huts. We built them

last year.

They include Torben?

Solar panels, WiFi, and water filters.

Right, buddy.

One day,

we'll have a complete eco-resort.

And 30% of the revenue goes

straight to the village. - And the rest?

To the Schiller school!

And we don't fit, or what?

It's all single beds. Totally basic.

Hauke, the air conditioning

isn't working.

Ah, technology.

Motherf***er.

See, paradise.

I lost my virginity over here,

when I was 26

And ten years ago

the tsunami came. No warning.

The wave was high as a house.

And it took everything

Last one in the water is

Good luck!

Thank you, Fatty Chan. Hey, come here.

Where is this?

- Forbidden, army. Forbidden.

Show me on the map.

Put up the tents!

You eat a lot of rice here, eh?

- Yes.

Mr. Miller,

a lot of us don't have tents.

Didn't you read the packing list?

- What's that?

The packing list for your parents.

- My parents don't speak German.

So why didn't YOU read it?

Because you said

the list was for our parents.

Are we going to bake bread on a stick?

Danger could sleep in my tent.

Yeah, right! Should I gift wrap

the optional sex for you, too?

Around here

you're only FB friends, OK?

Buttface, think there'll be

cute guys? - Hope so.

Stop acting like sluts!

The only things getting into your pants

on my watch are spiders and cockroaches.

Wolf Group! ls the marinade ready?

Do we get a group name too?

Group a**holes!

Look for stuff to build with!

Here, for your tent.

What's that?

Not the pot.

- We can cook with it.

Oh my God, Mr. Miller, a wolf!

- Where?

Don't look into its eyes.

It's a monkey. Never seen a monkey?

Yeah, in a movie I downloaded.

But they could talk.

Eew, it's got hair everywhere.

God, it looks so messy.

Do. You. Understand. Me?

Chantal!

Chantal!

Why're you walking like that?

- Just because.

Is it a woman's thing?

Ask Zeynep for a plug.

It's still in her.

Mr. Miller, I think I need

to talk to Ms. Schnabelstedt.

I'm in class.

Hello, it's Chantal!

- What's wrong? Where's Mr. Miller?

Mr. Miller is here, but I have

to talk to a woman.

Spit it out. Why is there

a ping-pong ball in her moomoo?

Louder, I can't hear you.

Why is there a ping-pong ball

in her moomoo? - How should I know?

They were playing.

Did you really just say moomoo?

I remember ping-pong differently.

Is there a trick to get it out of

the moomoo? I only know how it goes in.

Oh, man, Zeki, really?

Shake her, Meike, and then like I said.

- Can it slip into my innards?

Maybe it'll slip into your head,

so at least there's something in it. - OK.

Now, Meike!

- Go!

I just finished boiling it.

Shut up, trash!

- Danger, you owe me 5 euros.

You guys think I'm here for fun?

- Of course, what else?

Why a night hike?

We're outside all night anyway.

- That's true!

Eeuw. A sewage plant.

What's that?

- The house of the Asian WITCH!

Smell the human flesh?

Whoever yells loudest gets cooked

and sold as no. 24 on the menu.

OK, find our donations.

- What?

Oh no.

These are our school's boxes!

Where's the f***ing mascot?

Who was that?

Get up, lazy sh*t.

He's diabetic, faints all the time.

Stuffing yourself with chocolate?

Don't you have to

measure it or something?

Yeah, Burak,

don't you have to measure it?

Where are his f***ing shots?

- Maybe in the tent?

Solenopsis invicta.

The females and larvae

joined together to make a raft

to survive the tsunami.

The toxin is what, Silke?

Alkaloids?

- Wow. - Oh, yeah.

Go, go, faster!

Mr. Woelki!

- Torben, stay calm.

Water!

Where does it go?

- In his pecker.

Come on.

It goes in the stomach.

You're getting a muzzle tomorrow.

My feet hurt.

Got the diamonds?

Why'd you wear heels?

- Yeah, right... flats!?

Have to go back tomorrow and

put the pressure on, maybe with a gun.

GUN!!! Are you nuts?

Laura? Are we free tomorrow?

No, we're going to the temple.

All these f***ing outings!

Ouch, another one, Mr. Woelki!

Get a grip!

- Don't kill it.

Look, the queen!

Yeah, wicked, Mr. Woelki!

Hey, Flankey!

Listen, could you take

my class tomorr

Torben was shoved

and nobody apologized.

Sal! You're sorry!

Bad luck.

- That's it?

They ignore you and you do nothing?

Later. When there are no witnesses.

Where were you guys just now?

In the old military area?

No. The beach.

Can you take them tomorrow?

- Hey. No.

What the heck...

If you f*** with me

one more time, Daniel!

Sorry, Mr. Miller.

I made a fire.

- Oh, God!

Today we went on another outing.

We were at a temple

where Indians or something used to live.

They believed in a God named Buddha.

With an h

in a weird part of the name.

The temple was excavated.

I think it's that Pompeiius,

where a volcano exploded.

At one spot,

the people used to make selfies.

You couldn't tell man from woman.

No, not gum. A gun!

Where can I buy a gun?

Like a pistol.

Meike started a fight

with a guy from Schiller.

Or a machine gun.

Because they stole the Goethe mascot.

- It's mine!

Mr. Miller flipped.

He loves the mascot game, too.

Got it from the box.

I asked if anyone'd seen it!

It's our mascot.

Schiller and us steal it

back and forth. - Was that you?

You're not allowed to touch me.

I could report you!

He's weird. He allegedly

shot at his students.

Who has the mascot? - What's going on

here? - Some shithead stole our mascot!

The kids will work it out.

- No, we'll work it out now.

I need it. - it's important

that they make their own decisions.

I want it back on the count of three.

Not until we get our Schiller bear back.

It's hidden in the chem lab.

That's the end of stick bread!

- Bread on a stick!

Relax. You're losing all credibility.

Mr. Woelki!

- Are you drunk!?

Give me the mascot or else!!

Calm down, please!

Then we'll talk peacefully

about what's really going on.

Mr. Miller showed Mr. Woelki how

Goethe High solves conflicts.

OK, you're trash.

Incredible.

I can't believe Elisabeth is with you.

Time out! Silke, take my sundial watch?

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