Fack ju Goehte 2 Page #8

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And tell Ms. Schnabelstedt that

whatever

that I love her.

Mr. Miller!

I have a solution.

Oh my God,

I've dreamt of saying that for so long.

We were saving it

for final exams. - So,

we were going to get you drunk

and take sex photos to blackmail you.

But we'll sell you the idea.

For 10 euros.

He's burned out.

Slop!

Somehow it's gotta look more

like f***ing. - Mr. Woelki.

Good morning.

Surprise.

The pics stay secret if you shut up

and give us the partnership.

This is Kafkaesque.

- You exploited children.

You financed drugs with donations.

Do you know

how hard international funding is?

A sandwich!

- Yeah! - Kids!

I want to be on top.

Zeynep, suck him.

- OK, but only a bit.

No. - Yes.

- Girls!

Take a picture with Daniel while

he's still stoned instead. As a backup.

If you'd confessed you were a criminal,

we might've been friends.

At some point, you forget

where the peace pipe is buried.

But never where the hatchet is.

The semester just started, Miller.

#Have a good trip!

Louder!

Group A**hole!

We're building an orphanage and saving

the tsunami-assed little beggars.

If you do well,

you'll get a real animal name.

I can take that.

Hello followers! it's Chanti.

A special hello to everyone

from YouTube Bibi.

There are 3, 3 things

to remember

if you want to be a real Thai.

What are you doing, girl?

Girl, I'm making a video.

- Is that for real?

Number 1, the greeting. Danger!

Hey, Chanti, what's up?

No, Danger. The Thais never shake hands.

They make a fin.

He's so bad. We should drop him.

Number 2. Even if you're loud,

a Thai is never loud back.

Hey, piss face.

Whore. Tramp.

Drop it, Chantal, it's annoying.

You said you'd help with

my YouTube channel.

Nobody wants to see it, get it?

You and your sewage 'channel'.

Number 3.

The outfit.

It's totally important to follow

the country's traditions. Like me.

Chantal, that's Japanese.

Let me do it my way!

Bye-bye sweethearts.

Follow me on Twitter and thingy.

Just follow me everywhere.

Smaug incoming!

PARTNER SCHOOL OF

G6HTE HIGH

Thank you very much, Mr. Long.

We need to talk about the spelling.

Mr. Miller,

you have done a lot for this village

and its students.

You have helped 20 orphans

onto a better path.

You built them a home!

- Mr. Miller!

We will hire a social worker.

We are looking forward to a lively

exchange

between Germany and Thailand.

Super def, Mr. Miller.

I am proud of you, Mr. Miller.

You got us

the dept. of education ad campaign.

You'll be the face of Goethe High.

In trade magazines and 24 info screens

in German universities.

I didn't do this alone.

Somebody else deserves credit.

Really, no thanks. I'm well aware

of my positive influence on my staff.

Schnabelstedt belongs on the campaign.

Schnabelstedt?

- Yes.

With pleasure.

And now make a wish and send it to heaven.

I wished you'd stay a teacher.

Your wish is my command, airhead.

Oh my God,

maybe I should've wished

for something else. Money.

Chant!

Where's your mother?

I'm sure she'll be here soon.

- Yeah?

My God, that's really marijuana!

- Hey, not so loud.

Somebody might hear.

Excuse my indiscretion. I forgot

how important your job is to you.

Maybe it is now.

Almost as important as you are.

How many diamonds do you have left?

One for each ear.

Hey, I got you the campaign.

That was the job.

Next time, the North Sea, you bum.

Um, Etienne?

There was

a mix-up with the chat recently

do you have any questions?

Mr. Miller told me

that you maybe think

I'm nicer than other women.

I love

Etienne, that's sweet, but

- loved you, but not anymore.

Excuse me?!

I mean, good. That's good.

But what did I do

is it maybe

because you saw me in a bikini?

Efienne?

I'm ready for reality.

'L'll never forget our first night'.

I'm the only one

boinking you voluntarily.

I can do a whole 5 seconds.

Chantal?

You can ride with us.

- Really?!

Bye, Mr. Miller.

- Bye, Mr. Miller.

Bye, you a**holes!

See you Monday, yeah?

- Yeah, yeah. Piss off.

I'm riding shotgun!

Is there a job

that fulfills me anew every day?

A job

where I inspire and motivate people?

A job that not only helps me,

but helps my country?

SCIENTIST?

No cheat sheet needed for that question!

- The answer is simple.

Teacher! More than just ONE job.

Apply now and show Pisa who's tough!

WWW.BECOMEATEACHER.ORG

Project of the Dept. of Education

and Goethe High

Our logo is visible.

Brilliant, eh?

This is the peak of my career.

You may take a candy out of the head.

Mr. Miller, your certificate of conduct?

- Ah, yes.

Photoshop.

You're clearly better at it than I am.

I had to submit it for

the campaign. You were way too slow.

What did you do wrong?

13 months in prison.

Shame on you. - No cops. I'll be gone

in 5 minutes. I was quitting anyway.

Not you. Shame on YOU!

All that college.

And somebody from

the welfare depths shows

that commitment

and responsibility are possible.

This shows

what can become of a problem student

if he goes to the right school.

He grit his teeth, pushed through,

tamed class 10b,

got us in the top 2.

What is it, Ms. Schnabelstedt?

There's smoke coming from your halo again.

Yes, well,

it's not exactly right to say

Sometimes higher math

and fluency in latin aren't enough.

Sometimes you need spirit or

a healthy dose of ruthlessness

to find a solution. Yes?

You're not firing me?

- I'm not an idiot. You're my best man.

Grotesque. - But I'm docking you two

paychecks for yanking my chain again.

The money'll go to the school newspaper.

We're still in 10th place.

But not for long.

At newsstands, people will say,

'no Time magazine. Give me

the Class Fart. That's got content.'

Or you've got

Send.

Sent

That's my plan.

Midnight in the auditorium.

Or you got a problem.

You can read messages outside.

Thank you.

Hello?

You're standing on my foot, move!

Let go!

F***.

Mr. Miller, we need you again.

You're all getting A's.

Now stop this sh*t.

We don't want grades. We need 'likes.'

What, likes?

If you want the shackles off,

follow our instructions.

F*** that! You're all getting...

That was level 1.

Great. What?

Underpants.

This is the end of you.

- No,

it's the beginning

of my YouTube career.

I only have 6 subscribers.

Let me out! Chantal!

Chantal, piss off, you freak!

Hi, this is Chanti.

If you like this video,

hit the thumbs up button,

and subscribe here.

You better not put this online!

- Let me through.

What are you doing in there?

I thought I'd wear a vending

machine to school today. - So?

I'm not

in here voluntarily!

Subscribe to Chanti's channel!

- Chantal, please stop filming.

Naked techer

in veanding machine

Chantal!

THIS HAS BEEN:

The best ever crew!

Katja Riemann hot

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Hurray, Uschi is burning

Action in the staff toilet

Does no leg work!

We've got the camera.

It's a higgledy-piggledy.

No sound, right?

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