Family Business Page #4
- R
- Year:
- 1989
- 110 min
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Yeah.
You can't wheel my casket
dolly around the place.
This is a wake.
There ought to be a little decorum.
There's a barrel of beer on its way,
we need to set it on something.
Not in my place. The Board of Health
can close me.
Neary, since you've gone AA,
you're like a wet rag.
It's illegal to even bring beer in here.
Neary, the mortician.
His sister Margaret, an ex-nun,
used to own a very classy, expensive...
...nursery school down on Gramercy
Park. You interviewed for that.
- An interview for a nursery school?
- It was very fancy.
- What did they ask me?
- What you watched on TV...
...did you know your ABCs...
- Of course I knew my ABCs.
Adam, you read an entire
New York Times editorial on the U.N.
- Adam, you missed exactly five words.
- Spare me the rest.
- They offer me a scholarship?
- A scholarship?
They would have paid $ 1000 a semester
just to get their hands on you.
They wanted me for what
all the other schools did.
Solve geometry problems in
the fourth grade for important visitors.
I used to feel like a performing seal
at the blackboard.
- Adam, you were so gifted.
- Let's just drop it, Pop.
A gift shouldn't be thrown
in the garbage.
- This is not the time or the place...
- This is the perfect time and place.
See, I was raised to be a thief.
You weren't.
- You don't have to go along.
- No, you, you don't have to go along.
- That's the real point.
- I wanna go along.
Your mom and I had such
enormous hopes for you, kiddo.
- Nobody's hopes work out, Pop.
- Right.
I'm half your age, I already know that.
Well, a toast seems appropriate.
- To Danny Doheny.
- To hell with him.
To McMullens.
Now then, lucky lads, let's catch up
on a little family business.
Now then, lucky lads, let's catch up
on a little family business.
Yeah. Nothing like a good robbery
He's such a f***ing
wisenheimer, your father.
- Does he do the same to you?
- Probably a little less than I do to him.
Let's make a decision.
- Let's.
- Talk.
Are you familiar at all
with DNA research?
Yeah, I read a couple
of magazine articles.
Gene-splicing.
You know, they're breeding chickens...
...that weigh more than you or me.
Try to keep current, huh?
Well, nobody knows
what's gonna happen yet...
...but the possibilities look limitless.
The small companies
who are in it first...
...are hoping to be the IBMs and
the Bell Telephones 20 years from now.
There's a new red-hot,
very secret development.
It's an agricultural plasmid.
Yeasts that are fixing nitrogen.
That means that you could
raise wheat, corn...
...damn near anything to grow
with no fertilizer.
The stakes are enormous.
Farmers spend billions...
F*** the farmers.
Tell him what our end is.
Jimmy Chiu,
an ex-professor of mine...
out in Nassau County.
He helped found the company.
They screwed him out
of his piece of the action.
- They fired this poor Chink.
- Yeah, I hear him.
He's got some venture capital ready
to set up a new company.
They need the new plasmids.
He gets us in easy.
High stakes. Low risk. Nonviolent.
No worries about our partners
robbing us or ratting us out.
Look, if we get the plasmids
and the logbook...
...Jimmy Chiu pays us
an even million.
You gotta sell a lot of veal cutlets
to match that, Vito.
So this whole score
is like one big fancy burglary.
Yeah.
- Does anyone else know about this?
- No one, just the three of us.
What do you think, Pop?
What do I think?
When you were talking
about yeast-fixing nitrogen...
...the look on your face...
- You're in or you're out, but no lectures.
I'm in. I'm in. I'm in.
You're happy now, huh?
- I'm in.
- Yeah.
- To the Gypsies of the world.
- Not a hypocritical bone in their bodies.
Come on. Let's pay our respects
to the grieving widow...
...before she falls flat
on her face, drunk.
- How you doing, Jess?
- Hi, Phil.
Vito, it's been a long time.
Well, Phil, busy, busy, busy.
It's my crowd.
Listen, these are Yves Saint Laurent.
They're 800 a pop
in the better stores.
Fell off a truck.
I'll let them go for 200 apiece.
Let's see here.
You know, 38's on the left.
Ladies and gentlemen, we're supposed
to be closing in a little bit...
...but I think it would be a crime
to have a 10:
00 last call......for Danny Doheny's wake,
so closing time is extended.
Give me that back.
Kevin, Michael...
...the song for Danny.
This your basic
old-fashioned Irish wake?
When it's run right.
Between the keycard
and these cockamamie rent-a-cops...
...getting in will be a cinch.
- Vito, let's get out of here.
- But first we'll go back to the motel.
I wanna take a dry run
as soon as it gets dark.
Being back in action, it agrees with you.
Puts a little bounce in your step.
You're giving me some sound advice
on how to conduct my life?
- That's what fathers are for.
- Right.
The bounce will stay in my step
as long as I get my share.
Did I ever cheat you
out of a nickel?
For starters, start with the $ 10
I never got out of that Lionel train...
Are you still whining
about those f***ing trains?
- I'll buy you a set for Christmas.
- I'll hold my breath.
You can carry a grudge
for 30 years.
That's the Sicilian genes.
Now, I'm pretty sure
that the bar is over there.
It's in the restaurant, of course.
Let's have a drink.
After I shower.
- Honest work makes honest sweat.
- You're a bad influence.
Now, I know this
is gonna sound gross...
Now, I know this
is gonna sound gross...
...but you've gotta accept
the cab fare.
I hear they're very expensive
in the suburbs.
So I figured 150 ought to cover it.
That sounds right for the meter,
but we have to tip the driver too.
Jesus. We can't have
some hard-working refugee...
...from Bangladesh going tipless.
Well...
...will 200 cover it?
We don't live near each other.
Separate cabs, of course.
That was understood from the get go.
- Vito, Margo and Denise.
- How you doing?
It was, "I was champion
baton twirler of 19..."
I always thought that baton twirling
ought to be an Olympic event.
What do you think, Vito?
No, I think the Chinese
would dominate in no time.
Not against your all-American girl
they wouldn't.
- Well, I could be wrong.
- So the game is on?
Yeah, I just have to get rid
of a previous appointment.
Why don't you order us
another round?
Yeah, sure.
- Why don't you do that, Pop?
- Jessie.
What are you doing sitting here
talking to a couple of hookers?
It's a vulgar way to refer to a woman.
I never brought you up to talk like that.
Are you gonna tell me
those are not hookers?
- Well, who are we to judge?
- All right.
I don't wanna put
a crimp in your style...
...but it's been 10 years
since I had to go home and lie...
...so I'm gonna pass. All right?
- Vito.
Can't you ever
just have a good time?
Yeah.
I mean, doesn't this beat
cutting up cows on 14th Street?
Well, you know, we'll see.
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