Fan Page #3

with the wrapper

No fan will look at you again

Spouting pearls of wisdom on TV.

Look at my camera

Read! Here's the script.

Learn the lines

Do your rubbish acting

Your damn phone never

stops ringing

Now I'll see

Read it!

Start

It's in Hindi, dude

You're a Hindi film hero

and you can't read Hindi?

Where do they find you guys?

What do you film people say?

Action!

Dear Aryan sir

I'm really very sorry

My statement to the press

was all lies

I wanted to spoil your name

No one can take your place.

You're the best

The greatest, the most evergreen

super-duper star

I apologise again

Think of me as your kid brother

and forgive me

Why won't he play with you?

Shall I tell him to?

Dad, he bullies me

He bullies you because

he's scared of you

He thinks you'll win. We'll cheat!

- Dhruv, let's play

- Dad, come on

Play with Isha. I've trained her

- I am so sorry

- Dad, you made me lose a point

Now she's ahead of you.

Try and win from her

I'm glad Sid realised his mistake.

He's a great guy. Young and new

Glad it got sorted

Ladies and gentlemen,

last point, next point

Nothing is sorted, it's a game

Apology, say sorry - it's all a game

You should've controlled yourself

I tried very hard

I gave him one slap. More a pat

See the scandal it's created

If someone comes to my house,

drinks my expensive wine

Flirts with my wife. Must I just

stand by and watch?

You have no time

Let someone else flirt with me

Actually you're right

But not this moron

The video has gone viral.

Social media is abuzz

Join us for the stock market news

after this short break

Aryan, wake up!

What happened?

Did you sleep here all night?

I was reading a script. It was

so good that I dozed off

Sunaina is here. She has something

to wake you up with

Good morning, Aryan

It's too early, Sunaina

I know. I'm really sorry.

I have to tell you something

- Are you pregnant?

- Shut up, Aryan

See this

Come on. Look here and say

your lines. Hurry

Dear Aryan sir

Look here. Look at the camera

Ok. I'll do it

- Come on

- Did Aryan send you?

Aryan has nothing to do with it.

Do as you're told. The camera

If you want cash, take it.

Just let me go

Cash? I'll give you cash

Stop! I'll do it

What will you do? Scum!

A fan

Calls himself Junior Aryan Khanna

He sent a message

A small birthday gift to the love

of my life, Senior Aryan Khanna

Call me once to thank me.

My life will be set

Hello

Junior Aryan Khanna?

You calling from Aryan's house?

Yes

Where is Senior? Aryan Khanna?

He's busy right now. He asked me

to call you

How come he's so busy?

No time to talk to his Junior?

I did so much for him

I came to the house on his birthday,

The crowd...

Yeah, yeah, hello

Aryan...

Aryan Khanna?

Gaurav this side.

Your fan, your Junior

Where are you?

Just guess

Delite hotel, in your room

Room no. 205. Charni Road.

Remember?

But if you're calling to say

thank you, it won't do

I deserve a hug from my brother

- You want to see me?

- Sure

I made a big scandal just to meet you

Wait there. I'll send a car to

pick you up

Done, Senior

Thank you!

Mind blasting

Really?

Go by taxi

You're going to Aryan Khanna's.

Don't go by auto-rickshaw

He's sending me his personal car

He's invited me home

Don't forget to take pictures

If he offers you any food, no

pouncing on it like a pauper

Food? I'm not going for the food.

I'm going there to hug him

Tell him to wear the clothes I had

made for him at Diwali

- Make sure he takes the trophy

- As though he wouldn't

- Say hello from me

- And me, too

Ok. I'll tell him

Phone me once you've met him

The car's here. Call you later

The car is there

Hello

Are you the driver?

Junior Aryan Khanna?

- Did you act smart with Sid Kapoor?

- No

You're mistaken

Did Sid Kapoor send you?

I'll tell you later. Come

I'm meeting Aryan.

I won't go anywhere

- Like hell you won't

- I won't come

Don't touch me

No touching

Let me go!

Stop!

Try catching me!

- Stop! You rascal

- Please don't hit me

Don't hit hard. We have orders

Let's go

Let me call Aryan Khanna

Where are you taking me?

Sid Kapoor is evil. Don't get

mixed up with him

Shut up!

I did it for Aryan Khanna.

His problem is my problem

If Aryan hears about this...

...he'll skin you alive

Stop!

Think carefully. We'll be back.

Let's go

Good evening, sir. Come in

We asked him why he made the video

He says he'll talk only to you

You told us to go easy on him

- Hardly touched him

- Thank you

- Usman

- Yes, sir?

This is for his expenses

Keep him here for 2 days

Get him a ticket to Delhi.

Take him to the station

As I said, don't beat him up

too badly

Just enough to scare him

No one must hear about this

No police record, no video statement.

Please

Sure, sir

Where is he?

I want to meet him alone

- You stay here

- Yeah

Gaurav

Senior

You're here

I knew you'd come

They hit me and hit me

They broke my bones

I protected my face

It's Aryan Khanna's face.

Nothing must happen to it

See? Same to same

Everyone calls me Junior

Aryan Khanna. But I say...

...there's only one Aryan Khanna

Relax

It's ok

I impersonate you at the yearly

Super Star competition

Always win first prize

The bastards took my bag.

My trophy was in it

I brought it to show you

I could show you my act

I'm nervous in front of you

It's all right. Sit

No audience here. Their screaming

and cheering helps

- Are you from Delhi?

- West Delhi

You're from Rajender Nagar,

I'm from Inder Vihar

Two traffic lights from the TV tower.

Near DAV Park

Listen carefully

You did something nasty

It's a crime

A crime in the eyes of the law.

Love in your eyes, no?

Not love, it's stupidity

Do you have family?

There's Papa, Mummy

And you, too

Have you thought what

your parents would say?

They'd be sad seeing you

in that sadistic video

Why would we show it to them?

It was for you

Did you like my birthday gift?

Sid Kapoor? I beat the crap

out of him

I don't understand how the cops

discovered our little secret

Our?

There is no our between

you and me

The police brought you here

on my orders

You made a mistake. You

had to be punished

So you won't mess up again

On your orders? I did so much for you

Who are you to do anything

for me?

I'm your fan

- You're my star

- Fan? So you do as you please?

Thrash people? Murder?

If need be, I could murder for you

You're not my fan

Don't say that

I risked my life to meet you

I hit Sid Kapoor a little, so you'd

meet me. What did I want...

...in return?

To see you, a few photos,

an autograph. That's all

- Can't you spare 5 min of your life?

- It's my life

Why must I give you even

five seconds?

I am who I am today,

where I am today

My stardom

It's all thanks to my fans

If it weren't for my fans...

I'd be nothing

Gaurav makes Aryan

Without Gaurav...

...Aryan is nothing

Now you listen carefully

When the police let you go,

go straight to Delhi, get it?

I'll forget all about Gaurav

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