Fan Page #4

And you forget you ever met Aryan

Stay in your life.

I stay in mine

This is your final warning. Ok

Forget it

You won't understand

Yes, Mummy

I'll be home soon

Everything ok?

Everything is fine

Why didn't you take my call?

I was busy

Gaurav, we're worried about you

Don't worry

You'll come home soon?

Tell Papa to mind the Cyber Cafe

Are you eating properly?

The food is fine here

Thank you

Come, hero. Sir wants you

Whatever happened has happened.

Put it behind you. Right?

Thank you, brother. I made

a mistake. Sorry

Gaurav!

Did you hug Aryan Khanna?

Didn't he meet you?

Didn't spare 5 minutes?

Don't you feel bad

It's not my loss. It's his

He's happy where he is.

I'm happy where I am

Mummy, make me some

rice and beans tonight

Hello, aunty

You're moving out?

Who knows what this boy wants

Got a good price?

Don't worry, Papa. I'll invest wisely

Too much time wasted on Aryan

The shop is sold, Mummy.

Let's go

Hurry. You coming?

- Let's go

- Ok, come

All well, aunty?

Fans chase stars

Now a star will chase a fan

Whenever Aryan Khanna's name

is taken...

...it'll be in the same breath

as Gaurav Chandna

1 Year later

Welcome to Bollywood Caf.

98.1 FM

Do you know what's special

about the weekend?

Guys, this weekend...

...is the Aryan Khanna reloaded

show presented by Hyundai

Stars have a great life

I want a life like Aryan's

Full on, jet setter!

One day in London, Dubrovnik the next

For the grand Bhutiani wedding

Then back to the London show

Wow!

Do you know London is

one of his favourite places?

In fact he considers it his

second home after Mumbai

We have some good news

and some bad news

The bad news first, obviously

The Hyundai Aryan Khanna reloaded

show is houseful

Oh no! What's the good news?

We have 20 free tickets

for our listeners

Who ever is the first to answer

my question correctly...

...wins a free show ticket

My question follows straight after

this beautiful song

Here's your tickets. Enjoy your visit

- How can I help you?

- One ticket please

Enjoy your visit

The real drama starts now

Aryan Khanna!

Mr. Khanna, Tim Baker,

the Manager

Aryan Khanna, the actor

I hope it's not a bother

Fans never bother

Sir, a photo with your wax figure

Let me say this. It's amazing

You've come all the way to London...

...to take a photo with

my wax figure

Really, that's very sweet.

Is this better?

Better now?

Let me warn you

I was much younger then

You like it?

Honestly...

...it's very scary

So, does he look like me?

- You look great in real life

- Exactly, darling

I agree. What a fat nose he has

My nose is tiny

A phony face

A fake smile

All phony

I don't smile like this

Actually no one smiles like this

His hair smells bad.

Feels bad, looks bad

In fact, I don't look like him at all

This is a fake

Aryan Khanna is a fake

I want a refund. Aryan Khanna

is a fake

This isn't right. You can't do this

to our property

The white man claims

my face is his property

Mr. Property Agent. This is me

My face, my property

- Stop now and leave, sir

- I won't leave

It's a joke. You guys can't

take a joke

Come here. Come

Who can stop me?

I'll shoot you all

I don't understand what

you're talking about

You are gonna be in a lot

of trouble over this

Really?

You are in trouble too

Stay out of my way! I'll shoot

You alright?

Aryan...

What?

Come out

What are you saying?

Arrest warrant for you

What the hell is this?

I didn't go to Madame Tussauds

- The Indian Ambassador on line

- I'm not talking to any Ambassador

I'm here to arrest him

Sir, Mr. Khanna did not go to

Madame Tussauds...

Are you Mr. Khanna?

Then just shut up and let me

do my job

Excuse me. So you are doing

your job and we are faffing?

Must say you have a very polite way

of talking to women, Mr. Duncan

Guess what?

It's my turn to be polite now

This, sir, is nonsense

Where were you between

10 and 10.30 this morning?

- I was at home

- And who were you with?

I was alone

Did anyone see you at home?

I just told you I was alone

Aryan, I'll call our lawyer

Can you talk in a language

we all can understand?

Let me translate it in a language

you understand

Lawyer

Two options

Handcuffs if you are nasty,

without handcuffs if you are nice

Nasty

Just five minutes

You stay here

Just five minutes sir, please

Let's call Akhtar

What happened?

Lost your funny bone?

That's not me

Behaves like you

Looks like you

Everybody calls this person

by your name

I said that's not me

You have any proof?

Say something, Mr. Superstar

Not to you, Mr. Small-Time cop

Not a word without my lawyer

Suit yourself

24 hrs remand for Mr. Khanna

Till he comes out with the truth

- You can't do that

- Sure, I can

Sir, one photograph please?

- You have a safe trip, sir

- Yeah, I will be

It's time. Lets go

DUBROVNIK:

In Croatian, we say - How are you?

I'm fine

My name is Gaurav

Thank you

Vegetable sandwich... one

Which one do you want?

This one?

Ok. Here we go

No, no, more. Six more

It's ok. Here

Thank you

Thanks

It's only bail

We know you're lying

Why would I waste my lies on you?

That was no imposter.

You twisted psycho

We'll have you back

in jail in no time

Please do that

Maybe I'll earn some money suing you

and the entire British police

Aryan, control your temper

It's their city, their country

Don't make matters worse

for yourself

So we're done with all

the formalities?

Thanks a lot

Pathetic fool

I'm coming with you to Dubrovnik

in case of any immigration problem

Hey! Not that way

The press is outside

Aryan, this is Deputy High

Commissioner, Mr. Murthy

Pleased to meet you

Sorry you had to go through

all this but...

We can't interfere very much

This is a foreign country after all

I know. Rules in every country

are made to get the innocent

Sir, we're diplomats, not detectives

Before the case is solved, we have

permission for you to travel

Now we can only do that much

It's a serious matter.

A diplomatic issue

So you must prove it wasn't you

at Madame Tussauds

Must I prove it? Ok, I'll play cop

I really appreciate your help

Thank you

Thank you, sir

In jail or dancing at a wedding...

...these stars are so arrogant

Your home CCTV footage has saved us.

It's with the police

It proves an impostor was at Madame

Tussauds and you were at home

Who is he? What's his motive

Forget the London cops

Find out. We need to get this guy

We'll know more back in London

So you know you can

really relax now

Wine? Champagne? Anything?

Everything

Come on, Aryan. It's over now

Sir, a call

He says he knows the imposter

at Madame Tussauds

- Give me the phone. I'll talk

- He'll only talk to sir

He won't give me his name

Give it to me

Hello

Senior

Chandna?

I won't let you forget my name

It'll be taken in the same breath

as your name

What do you want?

The stage is set

Tell everyone - admit what you did

was wrong

You'll never break a fan's heart

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