Fanboys Page #8

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- Okay, that's it.

- That's what happens. Okay, I got it. All right.

- I'm good.

- Bye-bye.

Congratulations.

Mr. Lucas has decided to drop the charges.

So, what?

We're free to go, right?

Well, not exactly.

He says you can watch the film.

What?

We can watch the movie?

Hold it. Hold it.

Only you.

It's good, man.

It's right.

Hey, are you lonely

- Has summer gone so slowly

We found the ground

And that damage was done

It's cold

as you fade into the sun

Where'd you go

To me

But you're alive

Well, it's only

Fallen frames

they told me

You stand out

It's so loud

and so what if it is

It's cold as you face

into the wind

Chewie.

Tonight the sun

shall see its light

So what if you catch me

Where would we land

In somebody's life

for taking his hands

Sing to me hope

as she's thrown on the sand

All of our work

is rated again

Where to go

- That's not bad.

- Thanks, man.

There's something I need to-

I should...

probably tell you before, uh-

Before I'm gone.

You could say it.

I won't hold it against you.

I just- I wish I could...

change these last three years, you know.

You know, I wouldn't want you to.

You gotta keep the flaws.

Crappy effects.

Real puppets.

That's what makes it so good, you know?

Yeah.

This was never about the movie.

You know, this was, uh-

this was about all of us.

Hey.

Look at us.

We're together again, freezing our nuts off.

No teaming up! That's a rule!

You're such d*cks!

- Both of you are d*cks!

- I'm gonna go save him.

- Please.

- You coming?

No, I'm good right here.

All right, man.

I'm good right here.

Guys, it's time.

That better be your lucky R2 poking me.

Nope. My penis.

You guys are gross.

Any, uh-

Any sign of Hutch?

- Talk to me.

- It's me. Where the hell are you?

I'm just finishing up

at the garage here, man.

- Shake a leg, ya bastard. We're saving your place.

- All right.

Okay!

Yes! That's awesome.

That's awesome.

- Hey!

- Hey! Oh, my God!

Right at the buzzer.

Yeah!

Excuse me.

Are you Eric Bottler?

Yeah.

- We just got your new comic.

- Whoa.

- Thanks, guys. I appreciate that.

- I don't.

I think it's quite shoddy.

- Worst series ever.

- Total Lucas rip-off!

- The artwork is neophyte.

- At best.

- What's up, my nerds?

- Ah.

Why don't you ask the man for an autograph?

Ask the man for an autograph!

Do it!

"You are a douche bag.

Love, Eric Bottler."

Here you go.

All right, let's move it,

Boba Fags. End of the line.

- Move it! Let's go!

- Chaz, what the hell are you doing here, man?

Ah, come on, bro.

It's the Wars.

I love that about you.

Look at you, C-3Penis Face.

How'd you pull that trim?

- Doctor.

- Oh!

- Smart man.

- Thank you, sir.

They're good. There you go.

- Hey, you guys. To Linus.

- Yeah, to Linus.

- Hey, you guys.

- What, man?

What if the movie sucks?

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