Fast Times at Ridgemont High Page #7
- R
- Year:
- 1982
- 90 min
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The Rat chuckles to himself, struggling with The
Attitude.
THE RAT:
It's cool. It would take too much
time to go through all that stuff.
I'll just pick up a new one.
Stacy smiles. He's obviously awkward, and she likes
it.
STACY:
What's your other question?
THE RAT:
My other question is... can-I-have
your-phone-number-so-I-can-ask-you
out-sometime?
To The Rat's surprise, Stacy continues smiling.
STACY:
Do you have a pen? This one's out
of ink.
THE RAT:
Oh... yes.
He pulls one out of his jacket pocket, gives it to
her. Stacy writes her name and phone number on a
scrap of paper and gives it to him. The Rat looks
at the paper.
THE RAT (CONT'D)
Stacy. Nice to meet you, Stacy. My
name is Mark Ratner.
He sticks out his hand, and they shake. We see The
Rat turn around and walk out of Swenson's.
EXT. SWENSON'S - AFTERNOON
The Rat exits with ultimate cool. He sees Damone
waiting just off to the side, talking to some
girls. The Rat nods, gives him the thumbs-up.
Damone returns the gesture. All-Attitude.
EXT. CARL'S JR. - MORNING
Carl's is happening tonight. There are lots of kids
inside. We hear charging rock music -- "Girls Got
Rhythm" by AC/DC -- coming from a radio in the back
kitchen.
INT. CARL'S JR. BATHROOM - MORNING
Inside the bathroom, Brad Hamilton applies the
Carl's scrub brush to a felt tip graffiti message
near the mirror:
I EAT BIG HAIRY P*SSY. He pausesand catches himself in the mirror. He adjusts his
hair.
BRAD:
(talking to mirror)
Lisa? I have something to tell you.
Look, I'm a senior now.
I'm a single, successful guy and
I've got to be fair to myself.
Lisa... I think I need my freedom.
Brad pauses, looks at the mirror soulfully.
BRAD (CONT'D)
Aw, don't do that... don't take it
personally, okay? Please? I knew
you'd understand, because...
The bathroom door opens -- it's Arnold, the boy who
Brad got a job.
ARNOLD:
Brad! I know you're on your break,
but would you cover me on register
three?
Brad nods, exits:
INT. CARL'S JR. COUNTER
Brad stands at the register.
We see a prominent display over Brad's head: TRY
OUR 100% GUARANTEED BREAKFAST. The last of many
harried businessmen customers gets his breakfast
order and takes his seat.
Brad is joined by Dennis Taylor, the Assistant
Manager.
DENNIS:
Come on. Clean that counter off
Brad. Let's go. Play ball.
BRAD:
Okay, Dennis.
Brad begins polishing the counter and Dennis Taylor
returns to his office at the back of the kitchen.
Brad watches him disappear behind the door that
says:
ASSISTANT MANAGER.As soon as Dennis disappears behind the door, the
one Businessman in the place rises and returns to
the counter.
BRAD (CONT'D)
(nervously)
May I help you?
The Businessman has short, curly brown hair. He
speaks in a whine.
BUSINESSMAN:
Yes. This is not the best breakfast
I ever ate.
The Businessman points to the huge display over
Brad's head:
TRY OUR 100% GUARANTEED BREAKFAST.BUSINESSMAN (CONT'D)
And I want my money back.
Brad begins searching under the counter.
BRAD:
Well, I believe you have to fill
out a form. There's a pad right
around here.
BUSINESSMAN:
No. I want my money back right now.
BRAD:
Well, that's not the way it works,
really. And you ate most of your
food already, too...
BUSINESSMAN:
See that sign? It says 100% Money
Back Guarantee. Do you know the
meaning of the word 'guarantee'? Do
they teach you that here? Give me
my money back.
Brad begins looking to the restroom. "Where's
Arnold?"
BRAD:
I can't do that. But if you wait a
minute...
BUSINESSMAN:
(as if talking to a
kindergartner)
Look. Just put your little hand
back in the cash register and give
me my $2.75 back. Okay?
(looks at name tag)
Please, Brad?
BRAD:
I'm sorry, sir. Just let me find
the forms here.
BUSINESSMAN:
I am so tired. I am so tired of
dealing with morons. How hard is it
to...
Brad looks up from under the counter. No amount of
pay will make him take that kind of insult.
BRAD:
Mister, if you don't shut up, I'm
gonna kick 100% of your ass.
BUSINESSMAN:
Manager!!
"Bam!" The door to the Assistant Manager's office
swings open, and Dennis comes hurtling out of the
back.
DENNIS:
Can I help you, sir? Is there a
problem?
BUSINESSMAN:
You bet there's a problem! Your
employee used profanity and
threatened me with violence! I'm
shocked, frankly. I've eaten here
many times and I've always enjoyed
Angle on bathroom door as it opens and Arnold
starts towards the register. He quickly sees the
incident with the irate Businessman and ducks back
inside the bathroom.
BUSINESSMAN (CONT'D)
All I wanted was my money back for
this breakfast. It was a little
undercooked. And this young man
threatened me. Now I plan to write
a letter! I plan to...
Dennis wheels around to Brad.
DENNIS:
Did you threaten this man or use
profanity in any way?
BRAD:
He insulted me first. He called me
a moron.
DENNIS:
Did you threaten this customer or
use profanity in any way?
BRAD:
Yes, sir.
DENNIS:
You're fired.
Brad looks around, expecting his friends to defend
him. Dave and Rich seem very occupied with their
work. Brad is stunned.
DENNIS (CONT'D)
(to Businessman)
I'm very sorry this happened to
you, sir.
BUSINESSMAN:
Thank you very much.
Then Brad unhooks his fryer's apron and throws it
on the counter. He grabs a backpack and walks out
of the place. On the way, he bangs the bathroom
door with his fist.
BRAD:
I hope you had a hell of a piss,
Arnold.
DISSOLVE:
TO:
INT. BRAD'S ROOM - DAY
He arrives back in his room and locks the door. He
yanks the burger picture off his wall, dumps it
into the trash. Then he takes it back out of the
trash and cracks the cardboard picture and plastic
frame in half.
DARKNESS:
We are in the middle of a deep, dark void. After a
moment, a pinprick of light appears in the
distance. We head towards the light. We are being
led somewhere important.
As we draw still closer, curtains suddenly part to
reveal a wildly cheering studio audience. We hear
the voice of Merv Griffin.
MERV GRIFFIN (O.S.)
Will you please give a warm welcome
to... Jeff Spicoli!
The Merv Griffin Show band begins playing a Merv
Griffin Show version of AC/DC's "Highway to Hell".
Someone hands Jeff Spicoli a microphone. He works
the studio audience into a frenzy as he sings the
words to "Highway to Hell": Merv Griffin show
style.
SPICOLI:
(singing)
'Layin' ladies!
Drinkin' wine!
You gotta dollar --
You're a friend of mine!
Gettin' loose!
Feelin' fine!
You and me -- It's get down time!
We're on the Highway to Hell!
The Highway to Hell!'
Spicoli finishes up with a spectular pump. The
audience goes wild as Merv Griffin greets him
warmly, and guides Spicoli to his seat. Spicoli
motions for the cheers to die down. Griffin is
obviously happy to see him. He touches Spicoli's
arm lightly.
GRIFFIN:
How've you been?
SPICOLI:
Outrageous, Merv. Nice to be here.
I feel great.
GRIFFIN:
I was going to say... your eyes
look a little red.
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