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Father of the Bride Part II Page #5
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- Year:
- 1995
- 106 min
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- What's wrong with her?|- Nothing.
Nothing that won't go away|in nine months.
Kids, you're gonna|have a baby.
- Excuse me?|- Nina's pregnant.
- Oh, my God.|- Pregnant?
- And who, may I ask, is the father?|- George!
Don't ''George'' me,|you two-timing Mata Hari.
I swear, we haven't|done it in six weeks.
I haven't just felt myself|lately, but pregnant?
How could this happen,|Nina Dickerson?
Why are you calling me|by my maiden name, you big jerk?
And, what do you mean we haven't|done it in six weeks? What about|that little escapade in the kitchen?
Oh, please. That was|a stupid nothing. I mean, that|was a moment of pure insanity.
Would you like to know|how many moments of pure insanity...
I've delivered|over the last 20 years?
Phil, look at me.|I'm about to be a grandfather.
Things like this|do not happen to men my age.
Come on! Picasso had children|well into his seventies.
Ah, well, you know, Picasso.|I mean, Picasso.
I mean, there-- He's the one guy in|history who had kids into his seventies.
But, you know, he's an artist.|He can do anything he wants.
I'm just-- You know,|I'm just a, a regular Joe.
You know, regular Joes don't|have, have babies at my age!
You know, I was-- I was just|adjusting to being a grandfather!
Preg--
Oh! Oh, my God!
- All right. Here you go, Mr. Banks.|- Oh, I'm all right.|- George?
- Now, wait a minute.|- Here. Let me help. I'll help.|- I'm okay.
- You okay?|- I'm okay.|- Let's see if you got|your sea legs back yet.
- Sorry about that. I'm just, uh--|- The shock.
- I know.|- Anyway, thank you.
- Uh-huh. Bye-bye.|- Thank you.|- I know, honey. Me too.
I just-- God. I can't|believe it, huh? Yikes!
Well, you don't think he could be like,|you know, wrong or something, do you?
I don't think he used a|home pregnancy test, George. No.
Honey, this is definitely like|I'm-- This is happening, George.
I know it's a lot to deal with,|but we'll just-- we'll just|let it sink in, all right?
- Good idea.|- Okay. Mom's the word, huh?
Did she say,|''Mom's the word''?
Oh, man. This was a life curve|I was not ready for.
''Grandmother Has Baby.'' It was like|a National Enquirer headline.
One would have thought nothing on earth|could have topped this moment.
- Wrong again.|- It's the musk oil smell|that scares me.
- Oh, well.|- Oh!
- Oh, my God, the Banks!|- Oh, my gosh.
And my favorite|father of the bride.
- Hi. How are you?|- Hello!
- Great. Wonderful. You|look wonderful. Mr. Banks.|- Oh. Look at you!
- Chop, chop, chop.|Oh, you look beautiful.|- How are you, sir?
Imagine running into you here of all|places. This is our home away from home.
Well, I am always fixing, you know.|A nip, a tuck, a little suction.
You know, I look in the mirror|and I say, ''Hello. Looking sad.''
So I come down here, I valet|park, and bongo, Cher Bono.
So how 'bout you? Nothing is wrong,|I hopes? Your health is good?
- Oh, yeah, yeah. We're--|We're good. We're perfect.|- Oh, yeah, it's good. It's great.
- We're healthy and,|uh, nothing to report.|- Very healthy.
- Nothing at all.|- Great.|- Oh, well.
- Oh.|- Mrs. Banks.
- Huh?|- You forgot your prenatal vitamins...
and all your pamphlets|on becoming a mommy again...
- and the ultrasound photo.|- Oh.
Your baby's first picture.
- Oh, no.|- Baby's first picture? Don't--
- Don't tell me you are pregnant?|- No?|- Yeah. I am.
- Oh, my God!|- I know. I just found out.
Oh, I love that so much! Mother of|the bride and a mommy! Get out of town!
- Oh, mazeltov, Mrs. Banks!|- And guess what.
- What?|- Annie's pregnant too.
- Oh, no!|- I didn't hear that!
Mother and daughter are|pregnant together? Oh!
That is fabulous!|I love that ! That's chic.
- I think I'm gonna faint.|- He did.
This is what I suggest. You must|let me do the baby shower.
- Howard, hands me the book.|Quick. Quick, boy.|- Oh!
No, no, Franck. Not this time.|No more parties. No way. N-O.
You never wants to have fun,|George. And you never change.
Every party has a pooper|That's why we invited you
Every party has a pooper|That's why we invited you George Banks
- That's you|- It was on the second chorus...
of ''Every party has a pooper''|that I got woozy again.
Next thing I knew, we|were driving through town.
Nina was glowing.
She looked so peaceful.
Grab your coat|and get your hat
Leave your worries|on the doorstep
- You can't get me!|- Just direct your feet|- Slow down, son!|Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait, son!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!|- To the sunny side of the street
Can you hear|the pitter-pat
- Yeah, that happy tune he's whistlin'|- George?
- Nina?|- Honey, I need to know how|you feel about all this.|- Life can be so sweet
- Dad, I want a hot dog!|- On the sunny side of the street
- They don't have any hot dogs!|They don't have hot dogs!|- I don't like--
Don't! Josh! No! No! No!
I feel super about it.|I'm totally up for it.
- You are?|- Definitely.
Oh!
So what do you think? You think we have|the stamina to have a baby?
What do you mean, honey?|For the actual pregnancy?
- Well, I know I have|the stamina for that part.|- Oh, well. That's a relief.
I'm talking about the rest of it,|like the next 18 years part.
But, George, for weeks you've been|telling me how young you are.
- And you've been telling me|how old we are.|- Well, we're obviously|not too old, honey.
Well, Nina, let's be honest. I|mean, just because a man wears sneakers,|it doesn't make him a teenager.
I was completely kidding myself.|When I was working out at the gym, there|were 60 year olds more buff than me.
Oh, so we're too old for this. ls that|what you're trying to tell me, George?
No, it's just that I was beginning|to feel like we were approaching...
that big parenting|finishing line.
Now to be all the way back|at the starting gate?
Not to mention, we will be|like the oldest parents ever|at the starting gate.
I mean, let's face it. Between us,|we're almost a hundred years old.
But don't get me wrong.|I'm into it.
3:
00 a.m. feedings and diapers and car|seats and Mister Rogers and vomiting.- Hi.|- Hi.
Hi, sweetie. Hi.
- Hi.|- Hi.|- Hi, guys.
- Hi.|- Hi.|- Everything go okay?
Oh. Oh.
So what's going on?|What'd the doctor say?
Is that, uh, TV still on the blink?|Because I have time now, I--
- Dad.|- Okay.
- Well, he, uh--|- Mom, you can tell me. I'm a big girl.
Well, honey, as it turns out,|my, my blood tests are fine.
- Good.|- Yeah. And I'm not even|going through menopause.
- I thought you were too young for that.|- Yeah, well, I don't know.
So what is it?|Did he find anything?
Well, actually, he did, didn't he?|He did find a little something.
He did? What?
Believe it or not,|your father and I--
- We're going to have a baby.|- We're pregnant!
You guys!|That is so unfunny.
I mean, can you imagine|if that were true?
I mean, you couldn't be.
You're serious?|You're really pregnant?
I'm due September 4,|Labor Day.
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