Feast Page #24

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SPLAT! TEEN BEAST pops Goldie's head like a grape.

Goldie's body falls back on the group.

BARTENDER:

Good lord!

Teen Beast opens its wide mouth and shrieks.

BEER GUY:

Come on!

Beer Guy picks up Goldie's body and SHOVES it into Teen

Beast's open mouth, JAMMING it down his throat.

BEER GUY:

Eat it!!!

Teen Beast lurches back, CHOKING on Goldie's dead body.

WHACK! Beer Guy plants a boot in Teen Beast's gut, causing

it to fall back. The group sees their opportunity and sprints

to the rickety staircase.

BARTENDER:

DOOR! DOOR! DOOR! OPEN THE DOOR!

Tuffy whips open the door. The group piles out.

Heroine bounds up the stairs and turns at the doorway...

HEROINE:

COME ON! HURRY!

Roadie JUMPS from the tunnel, kicks the hatch door closed

and scrambles to the stairs.

HEROINE:

COME ON!

Teen Beast slams into the wall, Goldie's body jettisons from

his throat.

Roadie races up the staircase.

KA-CRASH!!! Teen Beast lunges and tears out the top two

stairs. Roadie FALLS through the staircase -- KA-BOOM!!!

He hits the floor hard and rolls away from Teen Beast.

HEROINE:

Look out!

BASH! The hatch door flies off as Momma Beast and Papa Beast

fly into the basement. Papa Beast flies for the open door.

Heroine sees a blur. WHAM! She SLAMS the door closed...

BAM! Papa Beast rams into the door, bouncing off.

ANGLE ON:

Roadie jumps up.

The three Beasts cautiously move in for the kill.

Roadie RAISES his weapon.

ROADIE:

Sorry about the rest of the family.

He PUMPS the shotgun and aims.

ROADIE:

Prepare to join 'em!

Click -- out of ammo!

ROADIE:

Oh sh*t.

The Beasts SCREECH...

Roadie THROWS the shotgun at them and pulls out the MACHETE.

He rolls left and swings.

SWOOSH! Papa Beast loses two fingers.

He slides.

SWOOSH! SWOOSH! Roadie YELLS as he grazes Teen Beast...

SWOOSH! He swings for Momma Beast, but gets whacked to the

floor.

Roadie rolls with the hit, grabs his shotgun, and dives into

the KEG ELEVATOR.

He slams closed the door as the Beasts regain their composure

and lunge at the closing door.

BAM! BAM! They CRASH against the door.

INSIDE KEG ELEVATOR

Roadie wedges the door CLOSED with the empty shotgun.

WHACK! WHACK! The Beasts continue to try to get in.

Roadie BANGS the top of the small elevator...

ROADIE:

Hey! Send it up! Send it up!

WHACK! WHACK!

INSIDE BAR:

Tuffy backs up and hears the screams from the keg elevator.

TUFFY:

Hey! Hey! He's in the shaft!

Beer Guy runs over and hits the button. The gears grind and

start to pull the elevator up to the main floor.

INSIDE KEG ELEVATOR

Roadie squirms as the elevator rises.

ROADIE:

Move it! Move it! Move it!

IN BASEMENT:

CRASH! The Beasts start to tear at the base of the rising

keg elevator in the shaft...

ROADIE:

NASTY F***ERS!

Roadie pounds and tears at the few planks above him in the

keg elevator.

INSIDE BAR:

Beer Guy pounds the button. LOUD NOISES can be heard from

the shaft.

BEER GUY:

Come on!

BOZO:

He's dead.

TUFFY:

Shut up!

INSIDE KEG ELEVATOR

The elevator SHAKES. Roadie grips the machete and POUNDS a

hole in the top of the elevator.

He squirms and tries to squeeze through the SMALL HOLE.

He looks to the staircase, Teen Best and Mother Beast are

walking up the stairs along side waiting for a chance to

strike. A grated wall is all that is between them.

IN BASEMENT:

CRUNCH! Papa Beast BITES through the floor board of the keg

elevator.

CLANGGG! The elevator stops. Roadie lurches and grabs the

greasy cables to stop his fall.

ROADIE:

God-dammit!

INSIDE BAR:

BEER GUY:

It stopped. It f***in' stopped!

ON TOP OF KEG ELEVATOR

Roadie screams as the elevator shakes. Papa Beast is

struggling to climb right under him.

Teen Beast and Momma Beast tear into the grated shaft wall.

INSIDE BAR:

TRAMPY:

Do something!

IN BASEMENT:

ROADIE:

I'M ALIVE! OPEN THE DOOR!

INSIDE BAR:

Tuffy moves for the keg door. Adulterer holds up a shotgun.

ADULTERER:

Stop!

TRAMPY:

What the f*** are you doing he's in

there!

ADULTERER:

They can't get in here!

(to Heroine)

You said it yourself, they'll get

in!

TUFFY:

HE CAN MAKE IT!

KA-CHUNK! Adulterer PUMPS the shotgun.

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